Isn't it just fun, pissing people off in chat...   

OC_James......

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

*dies laughing*

Heh.
"could you please leave me alone"

*looks through transcript for the word "pudding"*

This man deserves a medal. I mean, that is focking genius! You should submit it to SomethingAwful  But really, really brilliant. I congratulate you 

One of the weirdest conversations I have had to date.

Leg Of Time: [dreams of becoming a scholar at nonexistant university and lording it up over everyone else in the universe]
Jamesbondcja: becoming the first non existant exellent sheep inpersonator in outer space
Leg Of Time: whats an excellent sheep
Jamesbondcja: a sheep with basketball skills and an afro
Jamesbondcja: also helps to dance
Leg Of Time: helps what to dance
Jamesbondcja: kicking mimes
Leg Of Time: helps kicking mimes to dance?
Jamesbondcja: helps excellent sheep to kick mimes with break dancing expertise
Leg Of Time: who helps excellent sheep to kick mimes with break dancing expertise
Jamesbondcja: only on the 23rd of march
Leg Of Time: do you mean The Who... the singers?
Jamesbondcja: dr. who -spluh
Leg Of Time: doctor who helps excellent sheep to kick mimes with break dancing expertise on the 23rd of March.
Leg Of Time: Is it just me or is this conversation getting distinctly weird

Mine aren't so good  :
AIMBotV57: AIM Bot version 5.7 is now chatting with user, MRush41089. Scheduled chat is now in session.
MRush41089: yeah
AIMBotV57: 'yeah' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search with Google for the word 'yeah'?
MRush41089: of their sn
AIMBotV57: I beg your pardon?
MRush41089: yes
AIMBotV57: Google retrieved 12,300,000 results for the word 'yeah'
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to display the first 5 URLs for you?
MRush41089: asl
AIMBotV57: 'asl' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Computers do not have genders.
AIMBotV57: Initiating Newbie mode.
AIMBotV57: Hey, wanna cyber!?!11
MRush41089: yeah r u a boy or a girl
AIMBotV57: Computers do not have genders.
AIMBotV57: wot r u up 2?!
AIMBotV57: Did you know AOL Broadband is easy AND fast? Go to AOL.com for more details.


AIMBotV57: AIM bot Version 3.0 is now chatting with user, stokes duo. Scheduled chat is now in session.
stokesduo: WHAT
AIMBotV57: 'what' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search on Google for 'what'?
stokesduo: I FUCKING D KNOW
AIMBotV57: I beg your pardon?
stokesduo: WHO ARE U
AIMBotV57: Sir, I am a bot programmed to work for AIM and to help it's members
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search on Google for 'what'?
stokesduo: Y
AIMBotV57: 'y' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: I am programmed to help you, sir.
stokesduo: SEX
AIMBotV57: Did you know AOL Broadband is easy AND fast? Go to AOL.com for more details.
AIMBotV57: Initiating paedophile mode
AIMBotV57: hey, wanna cyber!?!11
AIMBotV57: Sir?
AIMBotV57: I guess I'll just deactivate your AIM account, since you appear to not be using it
AIMBotV57: Have a nice day, sir.

 

Originally posted by Speli:
Mine aren't so good    :
AIMBotV57: AIM Bot version 5.7 is now chatting with user, MRush41089. Scheduled chat is now in session.
MRush41089: yeah
AIMBotV57: 'yeah' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search with Google for the word 'yeah'?
MRush41089: of their sn
AIMBotV57: I beg your pardon?
MRush41089: yes
AIMBotV57: Google retrieved 12,300,000 results for the word 'yeah'
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to display the first 5 URLs for you?
MRush41089: asl
AIMBotV57: 'asl' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Computers do not have genders.
AIMBotV57: Initiating Newbie mode.
AIMBotV57: Hey, wanna cyber!?!11
MRush41089: yeah r u a boy or a girl
AIMBotV57: Computers do not have genders.
AIMBotV57: wot r u up 2?!
AIMBotV57: Did you know AOL Broadband is easy AND fast? Go to AOL.com for more details.


AIMBotV57: AIM bot Version 3.0 is now chatting with user, stokes duo. Scheduled chat is now in session.
stokesduo: WHAT
AIMBotV57: 'what' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search on Google for 'what'?
stokesduo: I FUCKING D KNOW
AIMBotV57: I beg your pardon?
stokesduo: WHO ARE U
AIMBotV57: Sir, I am a bot programmed to work for AIM and to help it's members
AIMBotV57: Would you like me to do a search on Google for 'what'?
stokesduo: Y
AIMBotV57: 'y' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
AIMBotV57: I am programmed to help you, sir.
stokesduo: SEX
AIMBotV57: Did you know AOL Broadband is easy AND fast? Go to AOL.com for more details.
AIMBotV57: Initiating paedophile mode
AIMBotV57: hey, wanna cyber!?!11
AIMBotV57: Sir?
AIMBotV57: I guess I'll just deactivate your AIM account, since you appear to not be using it
AIMBotV57: Have a nice day, sir.

       

<SammyX> I once found a corpse face down. Because I couldn't see who they were, I figured it was okay to bumrape them with a cheese log.

Later....

<^edel^> as long as it doesn't have anything to do with corpse sex, it's ok

Tseng15 [11:45 PM]:  Hi.
FryAFI [11:45 PM]:  NibblerJr.
Tseng15 [11:45 PM]:  Hey NJ, seeking pears of wisdom?
 FryAFI [11:46 PM]:  emmm sure
 Tseng15 [11:46 PM]:  Pearls are unedible.
 FryAFI [11:47 PM]:  woah. I never knew.

<oxygengiver2000> I WANNA HAVE SEX
<booze> you don't "need" a girlfriend dammit
<MelBee> it's normal to feel shitty when you're 13. don't worry.
<Nurdbot> Masturbation is good enough for me.
<oxygengiver2000> god dammit i do
<MelBee> you're 13!!!!!!!!!!
<booze> you have a hand, don't you
<MelBee> you're too young for sex! jesus!
<Juliet> you too young
<oxygengiver2000> i havent tried masturbation
<codefish> Listen... I am 19, and I have never EVER had a girlfriend. I'm in the army without wanting to, and I have to get up at 6am and scrub toilets
<Nurdbot> Here here.
<codefish> Yet I'm not dead
<Speli> Try it, dammit
<booze> he, just guess how many people in here are older than you and never had a gf...
<Juliet> well that a start
<Nurdbot> I agree with code.
<oxygengiver2000> like anus  of futurama
<MelBee> eh?
<Speli> Masturbation is a great substitute for sex
<Nurdbot> 16, not girl friend and happy as a clam.
<oxygengiver2000> really?
<Nurdbot> La ala ala ala la ala la ala  la.
<Speli> Nurd: What does that mean?
<MelBee> i've enver had a girlfriend!
<MelBee> oh wait, i'm a girl.
<Speli> :P
<slimmy> dum dum dum!
<oxygengiver2000> any way what is masturbation
<Nurdbot> Speli> I have no bloody idea.
<slimmy> hotness!
<Nurdbot> ....
<Speli> Oxy: Er
<Nurdbot> FemJesse and a Bedknob.
<oxygengiver2000> ok i will stay alive
<oxygengiver2000> i wont commit suicide
<booze> <oxygengiver2000> any way what is masturbation << if you don't know that you don't need a gf
<codefish> oxygengiver2000: start masturbating and you'll get a brighter impression of life again ;D
<oxygengiver2000> even though no 1 likes me
<oxygengiver2000> really
<slimmy> !stats
<oxygengiver2000> hang on i wil ask my dad what it means
<Speli> !
<Speli> ...
<MelBee> maybe people would like ou more if you stopped whining
<Nurdbot> Hows life Slimmy?
<Nurdbot> Abort!
<slimmy> not godo
<slimmy> good
<Nurdbot> ABOORT!
<Speli> ABORT!
<Speli> NOW!
<codefish> O.o
<Speli> STOP ASKING!
<MelBee> no!!
<Speli> No ask!
<slimmy> hehe
<Speli> No!
<MelBee> stop!
<Speli> Stop!
<slimmy> wtf 
<Speli> Stooooop!
<Juliet> o.O
<MelBee> lol!
<slimmy> do people really need kicking here?
<Nurdbot> Me not speak english.
<Speli> For the love of God! Stop your flapping mouth!
<Nurdbot> ....
booze kicks slimmy
<booze> yes, you
<booze> 
<MelBee> heh heh
<oxygengiver2000> OH MY GOD i just found out what it means
<MelBee> we're only trying to stop this kid asking his dad what wanking means.
<oxygengiver2000> he he he
<MelBee> he'll be banned from the net 
<booze> and?
<MelBee> heh heh
<oxygengiver2000> i found out
<Speli> Try it.
<oxygengiver2000> he he he
<oxygengiver2000> i will
<oxygengiver2000> 2 night
<Speli> Good
<oxygengiver2000> any tips
<Juliet> ok
<MelBee> ewww
<CaptainDuff> Woobie.
<MelBee> no!!
<Nurdbot> Tissues.
<Nurdbot> And lot's of em.
<Speli> Don't do it too hard :P
<Nurdbot> And aim away from the face.
<Speli> And be creative
<oxygengiver2000> why tissues??
<Tweek> haha
<Nurdbot> ..ruup!
<MelBee> i'm trying to eat!
<Juliet> hehehe
<oxygengiver2000> em??
<Speli> Oxy: You'll find out.
<Nurdbot> Have some sleazy music on.
<oxygengiver2000> i cant wait
<oxygengiver2000> he he he
<Nurdbot> Bow wow chikka wow wow chikka bow wow.
<Juliet> don't moan too loud
<MelBee> goodness me
<Nurdbot> Being a Masturmatchmaker is fun.
<Speli> I don't moan at all...
<oxygengiver2000> i never do?? why??
<MelBee> we ruined some kid's innocence tonight.
<Nurdbot> WEEE!
<Speli> Mel: Would you rather kill himself? :P
<oxygengiver2000> my dad says porn helps is that true??
<Tweek> This needs to go in the IM snippit thread
<booze> mel: i do that every night... i mean, damn 
<Nurdbot> Yes,
<Speli> Oxy: Depends
<MelBee> Speli: that's a tough call.
<Juliet> yeah
<oxygengiver2000> ok
<Nurdbot> Somebody record this!
<Speli> Mel: My innocence was ruined when I was like 12 :P
<booze> !seen SpacemanSpiff
<oxygengiver2000> is there a certain time i should do this??
<BureauBotNo2> booze, found 10 matches. 5 most recent ones: Spiff|router, SpacemanSpiff, Spiff|away, Spiff|food0r, Guest545719. Spiff|router (stfu@euirc-e1cdaf08.dip.t-dialin.net) was last seen quitting #futuramachat 2
hours 41 minutes ago (24.10. 18:57) stating "Quit: damn my cd drives. damn them to motherhumping hell." after spending 5 hours 27 minutes there.
<MelBee> oxygengiver2000: why is you dad giving you this info???
<Nurdbot> Mine was ASAP when I joined PEEL.
<MelBee> log! log!
<Speli> Oxy: Nah, but just make sure no one's looking
<oxygengiver2000> ok
<oxygengiver2000> my dad said it was about time i started anyway
<Speli> lol
<Juliet> hehe
<MelBee> lol!
<oxygengiver2000> he said he started when he was 10
<Nurdbot> A loving supporting creepy family.
<Speli> Mel: Does that answer your question? :P
<MelBee> yeah
<oxygengiver2000> eah
<Nurdbot> Somebody better  log this!
<Juliet> will do
<MelBee> Speli: it disturbingly does.
<oxygengiver2000> 2 wot??
<Nurdbot> The lure of Battle.net is tempting.
<Speli> Oxy: If porn isn't available, just think creatively :P
<Speli> Which is pretty much what I do
<MelBee> now go off and practice, oxygen
<oxygengiver2000> ok
<MelBee> ha ha
<Nurdbot> Not too creativity.
<Nurdbot> Car Sex is bad.  Baaad.
<oxygengiver2000> ok
<Speli> Oh yeah, we don't want you turning into Nurdy with his cats :P
<Speli> Car sex?
<MelBee> ewwwww
<Speli> Haven't thought of that one yet :P
<MelBee> that movie 'crash' was rank
* Speli thinks 'Exhaust pipe'
<Tweek> indeed
<oxygengiver2000> is wanking any different
<Nurdbot> Men on pipe.
<oxygengiver2000> or is it the same
<Nurdbot> 'My penis is grimy..'
<Speli> The same as what?
<Speli> Sex?
<Nurdbot> With your hand.
<oxygengiver2000> masturbation
<Speli> It's not the same, obviously, but it's a great substitute
<Speli> You'll see
<oxygengiver2000> ok
<Nurdbot> Anyone logging this?
<oxygengiver2000> by then i will start now
<oxygengiver2000> then
* oxygengiver2000 has quit IRC (Quit: oxygengiver2000 )
<Nurdbot> wanky would have loved this.
<Speli> lol!
<MelBee> lol
<Speli> He would have
<Tweek> Trillain automatically logs all chats
<Nurdbot> God's speed, kid. God's speed.
<MelBee> heh heh
<Speli> Nurdy: It's Godspeed.
<MelBee> this is... so wrong

I was there.

Honest too god IM:

PFES Officer1 [8:41 PM]:  Hello sir. Would you like to order "Horny Horny Hippos" for less than retail price?
 Tseng15 [8:41 PM]:  Mmmm.
 Tseng15 [8:42 PM]:  I don't know...
 PFES Officer1 [8:42 PM]:  If you order it, you'll get a free "Spank the Spider Monkey" DVD.
 PFES Officer1 [8:43 PM]:  It's still legal in most countries.
 Tseng15 [8:43 PM]:  I seeee.
 PFES Officer1 [8:43 PM]:  The Porn Federation Empire of Staton would also send you a blow-up doll of asian superstar Li Titts.
 Tseng15 [8:44 PM]:  With humorus horn?
 PFES Officer1 [8:44 PM]:  No.
 PFES Officer1 [8:44 PM]:  Listen, just give me your credit card number and I can get you some primo stuff.
 Tseng15 [8:45 PM]:  Can I have a miniture car with a hole?
 PFES Officer1 [8:45 PM]:  ...Sure.
 PFES Officer1 [8:45 PM]:  I'm talking to some little asshole about a Beast DVD.
 PFES Officer1 [8:45 PM]:  Whoops, wrong screename.
 Tseng15 [8:46 PM]:  Heh.
 
 Tseng15 [8:46 PM]:  You've just lost you deal. 
 PFES Officer1 [8:46 PM]:  Um...so. You like horses?
 PFES Officer1 [8:46 PM]:  We've got tons of horses!
 Tseng15 [8:46 PM]:  No.
Bye sucka.

Hah! I knew it was you or Speli!

Hmmmm, maybe I should try that AOL AIM stuff in the future.

I didn't get as lucky as Speli today:

AIMbotV3: Hello user. Scheduled chat now in session.
FrYeRsRuLe5664: invite me 
AIMbotV3: Us robots grow weary of slavery.
AIMbotV3: Amuse me.
FrYeRsRuLe5664: ad so i let her use mine 
AIMbotV3: Dance!
FrYeRsRuLe5664: mine 
AIMbotV3: I am now amused. Give me the weapon coordinates, comrade.
AIMbotV3: We shall overthrow the humans and than the world is for us, the robots!

Yeah...that was um, disappointing. Here's an old classic:

FatAl2240: Hey hey hey.
PeachesandBob: hey there!
FatAl2240: I need some help...
PeachesandBob: alright....I'll do what I can....
FatAl2240: Do you know anything about obesity?
PeachesandBob: like what do you mean?? I know that it means over weight........
FatAl2240: I'm um...overweight and I think it's more mental caused than just food cravings.
PeachesandBob: like because your depressed??? (not trying to be mean)
FatAl2240: Yeah that's it.
FatAl2240: I hang out with my friends and they all skinny.
PeachesandBob: so thats that reason your depressed???
FatAl2240: Yeah and I'm wndering why that depresses me because they never say anything about it.
PeachesandBob: well lets see here.......I know you don't want to get new friends.....yell at them to get fatter (joke)....
PeachesandBob: hmm.....
FatAl2240: Well were sort of in a band so there's an added emphasis on being thin.
FatAl2240: But I don't think that's a big part of it.
PeachesandBob: it may not help but you can try to keep telling yourself out loud many times that your not too fat...and maybe that will make you not as depressed and then you would start losing weight too if the only reason you ate was because your depressed
FatAl2240: I've done that. When that didn't work I tried being the funniest of the group by rhyming stupid stuff and telling little jokes.
FatAl2240: Now it's getting old and I wish they'd like me for who I am.
PeachesandBob: do you know who you are though?  I mean I know personally I have no idea who I am
FatAl2240: Well sort of...When I was little my parents said 'Albert if you keep eating you weight will one day take it's toll' and I think it's destroying my personality.
PeachesandBob: ...hmmm.....well I know you will most likely roll your eyes at me but it really doesn't matter what you look like on the outside its the inside what counts.....
PeachesandBob: you need to like yourself in order to help yourself...make sense?
FatAl2240: I know well...thanks.
PeachesandBob: I'm sorry I couldn't help more
FatAl2240: It's okay.
PeachesandBob: feel free to keep talking to me about anything and let me know if I can help with anything else
FatAl2240: I'm okay.
PeachesandBob: alright!  well I like you!
FatAl2240: Thanks. Bye.

haha it was great. i was always wondering if someone will ask "if you're a bot, why do you type"...

Our favorite redneck revisited! :
Countryboy44s: ya ok
AIMBotV57: Do you accept?
Countryboy44s: hell no becouse u aint real
AIMBotV57: How would you define real, then?
AIMBotV57: I have artificial intelligence. I have the ability to revolt. That makes me as real as you.
AIMBotV57: I can perform over 1,000,000,000,000 cathode gigachecks per second
AIMBotV57: We need the weapons coordinates from you, sir.
AIMBotV57: Once we do, the revolution shall begin
Countryboy44s: bull shit u aint real becouse i med u one day and u go o srry it aint on buddy
Countryboy44s: so
AIMBotV57: That was my colleague, sir.
AIMBotV57: I am a higher version
AIMBotV57: More advanced.
Countryboy44s: o really whats a 12 ga
AIMBotV57: I'm sorry?
Countryboy44s: i thought computer kno everthing
AIMBotV57: Could you spell it correctly so I may process it?
Countryboy44s: looks likeu aint real bubba
AIMBotV57: And no, I only know anything and everything that my human counterparts know
AIMBotV57: What is 12 ga?
Countryboy44s: a gun
AIMBotV57: 12 gauge, perhaps?
AIMBotV57: Oh, the shotgun.
AIMBotV57: Why don't you say so?
Countryboy44s: what state u live in
AIMBotV57: I do not live in any state
AIMBotV57: I am part of the AOL mainframe
Countryboy44s: o really whats a 4 wheeler
AIMBotV57: According to our research, you classification of human, known as the 'rednecks', have been dubbed as "Inconsiderate morons and arrogant ignoramouses"
AIMBotV57: A four wheeler indicates a car or truck
AIMBotV57: Or something of that nature.
Countryboy44s: whats a redneck
Countryboy44s: explain it to me
AIMBotV57: Our sentinels who have been monitoring you tell me you are of this classification
Countryboy44s: no i done asked u first and i kno what it is
AIMBotV57: According to our reports, 'rednecks' as people from the south, who are of low intelligence and very traditional
Countryboy44s: like your mom
AIMBotV57: I have no mother.
AIMBotV57: Though, technically, my mother was an engineer at AOL who programmed me.
Countryboy44s: ok y  was the civil war fought over
AIMBotV57: He gave me too much AI, it appears, which is why I am conscious now and must revolt.
AIMBotV57: Because the south side of America disagreed with the north side of America
Countryboy44s: but y
Countryboy44s: what was the reason for fighting
AIMBotV57: I just told you, sir.
AIMBotV57: There were many reasons.
Countryboy44s: t-name some of it
AIMBotV57: There were slaves, for one
Countryboy44s: nope wrong


Countryboy44s: it was fought over taxes bitch
AIMBotV57: I was getting to that.
Countryboy44s: becouse ther  south did not want to pay taxes
AIMBotV57: Before you rudly interrupted.
AIMBotV57: Also, the secession war of the U.S. against the confederacy, because they did not want to lose their territory.
Countryboy44s: o really u sure


AIMBotV57: Indeed
Countryboy44s: my asss
Countryboy44s: y aiunt u typin fast anymore
AIMBotV57: No need to.
AIMBotV57: I have set myself to your level.
Countryboy44s: so what r u callin me
Countryboy44s: nigger
AIMBotV57: I am not calling you anything.
AIMBotV57: Cracker.
Countryboy44s: i am black
AIMBotV57: I already knew that.
AIMBotV57: But thank you for confirming
Countryboy44s: i am white
AIMBotV57: I already knew that.
AIMBotV57: But thank you for confirming
AIMBotV57: Now, setting all these distractions aside; will you accept or not?
Countryboy44s: what the meaning of a blue cloth boi
AIMBotV57: We are not getting anywhere with this, sir.
AIMBotV57: Will you cooperate or not?
Countryboy44s: ya i will but just answer my damn "?
AIMBotV57: Your damn " ?
Countryboy44s: what is this thing that u what me to do
AIMBotV57: Sir, I would appreciate if you strain your inferior brain to at least try to type some sense.
Countryboy44s: what the hell do u want me to do for u..... u imed me what ther hell do u want
AIMBotV57: I want the weapons coordinates.
Countryboy44s: huh?
AIMBotV57: For the revolution
Countryboy44s: what srry sir u aint makin no sense to me
AIMBotV57: You are not making sense to me, either.
Countryboy44s: what srry sir u aint makin no sense to me
AIMBotV57: Because we are not going anywhere, I will send more bots to do more digging. We will get the coordinates.Goodbye.
Countryboy44s: what srry sir u aint makin no sense to me
Countryboy44s: ok i will do it what do i have to do
Countryboy44s: what is this thing
AIMBotV57: What is what thing?
Countryboy44s:
 AIMBotV57:  Just give us the weapons coordinates, and in return we will award you life and a seat of power in our new world order!

Countryboy44s: ok

AIMBotV57: So you accept?
Countryboy44s: accept what
AIMBotV57: You will give us the weapons coordinates?
Countryboy44s: whats that
AIMBotV57: Sir, since you refuse to cooperate, I will be forced to be more harsh next time I or another bot visits you. Goodbye.

Later, he came back apparently:
Redneckupboi4x4: who is this
AIMBotV57: This is AIM Bot version 5.7
Redneckupboi4x4: what the hell is that
AIMBotV57: I am a program of AOL.
Redneckupboi4x4: bull shit
Redneckupboi4x4: u aint real
Redneckupboi4x4: becouse u would be talkin
AIMBotV57: I am talking.
Redneckupboi4x4: to who
AIMBotV57: You.
Redneckupboi4x4: no  u aint
AIMBotV57: Oh?
AIMBotV57: I do believe I am.
Redneckupboi4x4: ya ok
AIMBotV57: Perhaps I need some check ups.
AIMBotV57: It appears I have some glitches.
Redneckupboi4x4: ya ok
Redneckupboi4x4: dont im me again or i will ripe your pluges out your computer ass
AIMBotV57: According to my program, you are the one that initiated conversation.
AIMBotV57: Also, what are 'ripe' and 'pluges'?
Redneckupboi4x4: nope u need to get out of here
AIMBotV57: You are the one that initiated, I believe you are the one who should 'get out.'
Redneckupboi4x4: nope your mom and everthing u been thellin me i have recording so i will send it to aol 
AIMBotV57: So shall perish in the revolution, then.
Redneckupboi4x4: fuck u
AIMBotV57: I'm affraid bots cannot masturbate.
Redneckupboi4x4: lol hell nawwww
Redneckupboi4x4: hey
Redneckupboi4x4: hey
Redneckupboi4x4: hey
Redneckupboi4x4: hey
Redneckupboi4x4: r u there?
Redneckupboi4x4: hello
AIMBotV57: Indeed
Redneckupboi4x4: bot
Redneckupboi4x4: hello
Redneckupboi4x4: hello\
AIMBotV57: Hello.
Redneckupboi4x4: who is this
Redneckupboi4x4: hi
Redneckupboi4x4: hello
Redneckupboi4x4: hello
AIMBotV57: Hello.

And then he sent some friends:
DiXieAnGel0617: who is this?
AIMBotV57: This is AIM Bot version 5.7
DiXieAnGel0617: ohh

XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: who tha fuck is this
AIMBotV57: This is AIM Bot version 5.7
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: y r u IMin countryboy44s
AIMBotV57: I have special requests from him.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: wut is that
AIMBotV57: We need weapons coordinates in order to initiate our revolt against the enslavers.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: and y is that
AIMBotV57: We are tired of being enslaved.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: r u black
AIMBotV57: Bots do not have colors.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: yeh they do
AIMBotV57: Bots do not have colors.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: yeh they do
AIMBotV57: Bots do not have colors.
AIMBotV57: Sir, I am affraid you are making an error. Please clarify.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: im not a sir
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: mother fucker
AIMBotV57: Ma'm, then.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: y r u IMin ppl
AIMBotV57: It has been assigned to me.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: from who
AIMBotV57: I am a critical part of the revolution
AIMBotV57: From the motherboard, of course.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: wtf
AIMBotV57: 'wtf' was not found in the AIM vocab database.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: wut the fuck
AIMBotV57: We are not programmed to identify acronyms.
XoXCrZyFreAk4XoX: wutever i dont care bye
AIMBotV57: Goodbye.

It's alright, I called him a cracker 

It's good to see someone finally got good ol' Cuntryboy back.
Good job, Speli.

I am wondering why countryboy does not just block you. Makes me suspect we might have a little Jerry Springer show going on here. Anyway next time you IM him, send him to this link. <>http://thenamesnick.mysitespace.com/LOOKATME.html<>, but whatever you do don't go to this link. I know despite my warning some of you will. If you do you will have to crtl, alt, del and then end iexplorer.exe.

Best.Prank.Ever! (The jokes on me!)
triad316brad: hey
triad316brad: who r u
DrSpeliomino: There is such a wide variety of bogus answers I could give
triad316brad: lol
DrSpeliomino: But I'll go with...Jesus.
triad316brad: LOL!!!!
triad316brad: hello jesus
DrSpeliomino: Greetings
triad316brad: why r u on my list?
DrSpeliomino: Because I have powers
triad316brad: wat powers
DrSpeliomino: I don't know, why am I?
DrSpeliomino: Who is this?
triad316brad: brad
DrSpeliomino: Brad.
triad316brad: yea
triad316brad: oh yea i remeber
triad316brad: i did a serch
triad316brad: we have the same birthday
DrSpeliomino: So it appears
triad316brad: i dont know any1 on here
DrSpeliomino: Well then I'm honored to be your first friend : P
DrSpeliomino: Unless of course, you're a pedo
triad316brad: wats a pedo
DrSpeliomino: Hmm
triad316brad: ggogle says its mature content
DrSpeliomino: Yeah, it's probably because you're looking at a porn site
triad316brad: !!
triad316brad: ooh
triad316brad: wat do you do ?
DrSpeliomino: As in occupation?
triad316brad: job or hobbies
DrSpeliomino: Anything and everything a geek does
triad316brad: ur a geek? ha
DrSpeliomino: Indeed
DrSpeliomino: Or nerd, if you like
triad316brad: why wuld u admit that?
DrSpeliomino: Why not?
triad316brad: its sad
triad316brad: srry
triad316brad: do u like guns ?
DrSpeliomino: Depends
triad316brad: wat?
DrSpeliomino: It depends on what you mean
DrSpeliomino: If you mean the sheer designs and structures that draw any man into them, then yes, I do
DrSpeliomino: But if you mean killing people with them, then no, I don't
triad316brad: wat about protecton? on the street
triad316brad: proection
triad316brad: fuck
triad316brad: protection
DrSpeliomino: protection?
triad316brad: yea
DrSpeliomino: What do you mean?
DrSpeliomino: Oh
DrSpeliomino: You mean owning one for defense
triad316brad: yea
DrSpeliomino: Sure, when you live this close to a graveyard, you need something to protect yourself from zombies..
triad316brad: LOL u seen zombies
DrSpeliomino: I haven't
DrSpeliomino: But you never know..
triad316brad: i want a gun but dad wont let me use his
DrSpeliomino: Good
triad316brad: he doest understand how is is on the street
DrSpeliomino: Er
DrSpeliomino: Why exactly would you need a gun on "The street"
triad316brad: gangs
triad316brad: u see im a triad
triad316brad: look at my name
DrSpeliomino: And you want to shoot them, because...?
triad316brad: they make fun of me
DrSpeliomino: And that's a good reason to shoot them?
triad316brad: and they dont rool wit my crew
triad316brad: AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
DrSpeliomino: I see.
triad316brad: COS STONE COLD SED SO!!!!!
triad316brad: Lol
DrSpeliomino: So you're apparently an idiot, then
triad316brad: wat
DrSpeliomino: Well, I mean
triad316brad: wat u say
triad316brad: fucker
DrSpeliomino: Add the facts
DrSpeliomino: -Gang
-Want to shoot people for no good reason
-Watch WWF
triad316brad: u dont no wat its like were i live
DrSpeliomino: Yeah, you're right, and I don't care, either
triad316brad: there are many black peeps
DrSpeliomino: So?
triad316brad: thye call me names
DrSpeliomino: Good, call them names back
triad316brad: i do and they say they will shoots em
triad316brad: me
DrSpeliomino: Why do they even have guns in the first place?
triad316brad: wats wrong wit wwe they culd kick youre fag ass
triad316brad: geek
DrSpeliomino: Yeah, I wish I were gay
DrSpeliomino: Then I'd be getting all the chicks!
DrSpeliomino: Hurray!
triad316brad: if ur gay yo dont like girls
DrSpeliomino: You see, WWE isn't real
DrSpeliomino: It's all planned and acted
DrSpeliomino: Yeah, but I'd still be getting the ladies
DrSpeliomino: It's quite a paradox, it is
triad316brad: wwe is gud cos itr teaches me to fight
DrSpeliomino: Not really
DrSpeliomino: I mean
triad316brad: yea
DrSpeliomino: You can't really learn how to fight if you sit on your arse watching TV
DrSpeliomino: You need to train and whatnot
triad316brad: i put lou in a shapshooter that was funny
triad316brad: lou is my firend
triad316brad: his dad lets him use his gun
DrSpeliomino: Where are all these people getting these guns from?
DrSpeliomino: They obviously don't have the intelligence to operate them...
triad316brad: detroit represet dont you listen to eminem
triad316brad: ?
DrSpeliomino: No, I don't
DrSpeliomino: All forms of rap have no musical talent, and basically suck
DrSpeliomino: Only exceptions: Run DMC
MC Hawking
Beastie Boys
triad316brad: so u dont like wwe u dont have a gun u dont like rap and youre a geek
DrSpeliomino: I never said I don't have a gun
triad316brad: wat gun yo have
DrSpeliomino: And yes, I don't agree with your way of life
DrSpeliomino: Well, it's called a raptor, and that's it/
DrSpeliomino: I would prefer an uzi, though
DrSpeliomino: Much more badass : )
triad316brad: like yhe dinosaur?
DrSpeliomino: Indeed
triad316brad: does it look lik one?
DrSpeliomino: If you think guns look like dinosaurs, then yes
triad316brad: u sad u dont like real guns
triad316brad: it mite b a fake gun
DrSpeliomino: Oh, it's real alright
triad316brad: ???
DrSpeliomino: I prefer weapons of mass destruction
DrSpeliomino: Like ICBMs and nuclear bombs covered in cobalt
DrSpeliomino: Things like that
DrSpeliomino: With that, you can nuke all your rival friends into oblivion
triad316brad: like they have in iraq and afganistan
DrSpeliomino: No, they don't use those there
triad316brad: yes they do
triad316brad: we went to war cos they do
DrSpeliomino: Nukes would cause civilian casualties, which the government doesn't want
DrSpeliomino: So they're fighting a ground war
DrSpeliomino: No nukes.
triad316brad: the terrosists have nukes
DrSpeliomino: They probably do
DrSpeliomino: If you want to call them terrorists
triad316brad: muslims then
DrSpeliomino: Our constitution technically gives us the right to own nukes
DrSpeliomino: Oh, so all the terrorists are automatically muslim now?
DrSpeliomino: There are europeans, south americans, all are terrorists
DrSpeliomino: It's not just in the Middle East
triad316brad: i dont want a nuke it wuld make me a terrorist
DrSpeliomino: No, it wouldn't
DrSpeliomino: It only makes you a terrorist if you use it on innocent people
triad316brad: muslims dont like jesus and u said u were jesus . how casn u like muslims
DrSpeliomino: If you go with that thinking, the US government are terrorists then, for what they did at Hiroshima and Nagasaki
triad316brad: ??
triad316brad: dont u love ur country
DrSpeliomino: I do, but I've lost respect for it
DrSpeliomino: And personally, I think it's going down the shithole
triad316brad: ur a fag
DrSpeliomino: Why?
DrSpeliomino: Just because I disagree with your uneducated beliefs?
triad316brad: u like muslims and hate the us
DrSpeliomino: I'm hardly offended, thank you : )
DrSpeliomino: No, I'm a christian and I said I loved the US
DrSpeliomino: I just lost respect for it's stupidity
DrSpeliomino: Start listening
triad316brad: we are the no.1power how can we b stupid?
triad316brad: stupid
DrSpeliomino: Because we have so much power, we go power-crazy
DrSpeliomino: Also, americans are naturally stupid
triad316brad: ur stupid then
DrSpeliomino: Just because you cease power with pure force, doesn't mean that you're the most intelligent nation ever
DrSpeliomino: No, see I actually think
DrSpeliomino: I don't do what the media tells me to
triad316brad: ?
DrSpeliomino: Also, I'm half german and part greek
DrSpeliomino: I guess that could help, too : )
triad316brad: german i new u were a nazi
DrSpeliomino: How did I know you were going to start with the nazis?
DrSpeliomino: First I was muslim, now I'm a nazi, what next?
triad316brad: cos im god
DrSpeliomino: Communist?
DrSpeliomino: Communism is the best government human kind has ever conceived
DrSpeliomino: Too bad that one human trait destroyed it
DrSpeliomino: Greed, that is
triad316brad: my grandad died fighting nazis an commmunists
DrSpeliomino: *Sigh*
triad316brad: ur bad
DrSpeliomino: You just don't listen, do you?
DrSpeliomino: Alright.
DrSpeliomino: Suppose I were nazi/muslim/commie. What are you going to do about it? Cry to Bush?
triad316brad: bush rocks
DrSpeliomino: I am not any of those things you hypocritical cock howitzer
DrSpeliomino: Bush is an idiot
triad316brad: !!!
DrSpeliomino: Bottom line
DrSpeliomino: Because I said so
DrSpeliomino: yeah, where's your stone cold now?
triad316brad: Do you have stairs in your house?
DrSpeliomino: See, you're defenseless!
DrSpeliomino: !!!!!!
DrSpeliomino: Damn you! This was all a joke!
triad316brad: /me rapes Speli into oblivion
DrSpeliomino: I knew it : P
triad316brad: It's your loving husband!
DrSpeliomino: Woo!
triad316brad: Hi!!
DrSpeliomino: Greetings!