EDIT: Marge, that's not a freakin' poem you quoted. I stated that that is a song.
Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
If you want something truly stupid, here's something I wrote three years ago.
Since Lamp has posted an old thing that he wrote, I figure "what the hell?" Here's 2 of some of the first songs I ever wrote: 1) my first "epic" song I ever wrote (3 pages long - with both sides of each page filled), "The Book of Struggles;" and 2) Another long song I wrote when I was still into rap-rock and Korn and Limp Bizkit, the truly awful and now hilarious-because-I-can't-believe-I-wrote-that "The Definition of White Trash."
The Book Of StrugglesI look up at the moon every night
And wonder just how I can win this fight
This battle inside me's been goin' for days
But for some reason I can't turn past the first page
I clear one hurdle with so much grace
Only to fall flat on my face
Right when I get to see the end
I run into another dead end
My brain tells me one thing
But my mind says another
Leaving me with my head in the gutter
And my body in the clouds
They all just crowd around
To watch me suffer
Every day it's tougher and tougher
To hide these feelings from the outside world
And while they're watching me
Do they even try to help me? NO!
They either fuckin' yell at
Or fuckin' make fun of me
Don't they realize the pain they're causin' me?
Don't they realize how much this hurts me inside?
Don't they realize I'm slippin' aw from `em?
No - they just bat their eyes
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone.....
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!(5x)
PLEASE HELP ME,
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!(3x)
PLEASE HELP ME!
Don't they realize what they've done?
Don't they realize they've had their fun?
Don't they realize I'm not there anymore?
Don't they realize....they don't care anymore.
I've tried so hard to let them know
But they could give a fuck about me
Just go on with their own fuckin' lives
Leaving me to stew in my own thoughts
And feelings of pain deep inside
I call for help from the outside
No one hears me, they must be blind
Why does this always happen to me?
It only adds to my hurt
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody.....
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!(5x)
PLEASE HELP ME,
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!(3x)
PLEASE HELP ME!
Don't they realize what they've done?
Don't they realize how they're fucking cold?
Don't they realize I'm human too?
Don't they realize....They have my soul.
Now please, I'm asking for anyone
Please, I'm asking for anybody
Please, I'm asking for anyone
Please, I'm asking for anybody
Please, I'm asking for anyone
Please, I'm asking for anybody
Please, please, please, please, please....
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!(5x)
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!
PLEASE HELP ME!
Help me, I'm breaking inside!(6x)
PLEEEEAAAASSEEE!
PLEASE HELP ME!
PLEASE, JUST FUCKIN'
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Can't people see I have a heart?
Or do they just need one of their own?
I'm fighting a war I cannot win
No matter how hard i try
If I stand up for myself
I only end up getting crushed further
I'm breaking up inside
Picked on by everyone
Made fun of every day
Why do people do this to me?
Slowly, my rope frays
My ray of hope dims
`Till nothing is left but a speck of light
A cloud of gloom hangs over my shoulder
Why won't it all go away?
I wish I was invisible, cuz then I would be gone
Gone from the pain, gone from the pressure
Gone from the torture inside
But my head keeps spinning
And leaves my mind behind
And the attacks keep coming
Each one stronger in size
And the insults and expectations keep getting bigger
Until i become completely hollow
No one can hear me
Even though the volume's up to the max
This earthquake inside me
Is crumbling my foundation
And now it's about to go
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone
Now I'm asking for anybody
Now I'm asking for anyone.....
Please, just help me survive.
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The Definition of White TrashI know shit when it comes to the game, whigga
But I know you should run when you hear my name, figure?
Better watch out, or I'll blast your ass with a Daisy Red Ryder
Then I'll finish it off wit' a Colt 45er
Fuck, you're slow, you left the safety on
Better look out, here comes a lead slug at yo' arm
Motherfuckers, tryin' to fight back with a knife
The only thing you've been able to hit is yo' wife
(Chorus)
Climb up on the van, pull out the A-K
Look up, look down, then blow your ass away
I don't give a fuck if you live or die
Cause' I'm a white boy goin' along for the ride
I'm gonna be in jail for 20-some years
But whiggas still can't touch me
Fo' they awash wit' fear
That as soon as I get out, I'ma come for them
Death in the form of a white boy, suburban
Tantalize yo' eyes fo' the Uzi Surprise
Oops, sorry, you got caught in the line
Fuckin' whigga, c'mon, try and step to this
Scared you'll end up on the obituary list
Wake up tha' next day, read in the paper
Your relatives gonna jump for joy `cuz they always hated ya
You shoulda seen thay my eyes were black
Sould my soul to the devil a while back
You try to survive by climbing the pecking order
I'll come around and leave yo' ass for slaughter
Not every day you see a teen with a glock
Huh, come around, drive-by on yo' block
Whigga, I'm suburban, and ya' still can't beat my ass
Next time I see ya', leave a boot mark in yo' back
I ain't scared of ya', you scared of me
Whigga I'll cap yo' ass wit' a .353
Hear that? Click Click Click
BAM BAM BAM!
Take that, ya' fuckin' prick!
(Chorus)
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Yes, you have permission to laugh your ass completely off at the second song if you feel like doing so - Hell, I'M laughing my ass off at it right now!