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Topic: funniest line zoidberg says?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
 Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-25-2008 12:37 |
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"I'm going to get him here" [points at Fry's neck] "in the gonads!"[This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 04-25-2008).]
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Debris
Crustacean
Since: Apr 2008
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posted 04-25-2008 12:45 |
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My personal favourite, which I use as much as I humanly can in social settings:"...you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little 'just friends' spooning?"
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 15:58 |
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"Nothing! But, if you have a little extra courage lying around...I could haul it away for you, maybe?"
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 17:42 |
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"Sorry, I think there's a problem with your upstairs' toilet"
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-28-2008 21:38 |
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Probably the truest and most profound thing he ever says. Yet still hilarious.Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 23:22 |
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quote:
Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
"I'm going to get him here" [points at Fry's neck] "in the gonads!"
A better line is Fry's response: "Nobody correct him!"
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-29-2008 07:28 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Probably the truest and most profound thing he ever says. Yet still hilarious.Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"
Hear, hear!"Now there's a bird involved?" ------------------
"I believe we were all glad to leave New Zealand. It is not a pleasant place." Charles Darwin
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The Mullet
Delivery Boy
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 23:44 |
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"It was in the same dumpster I left my old one in, but this one had a live racoon in it!"
more or less a paraphrase, i think you get the point, and love it.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-08-2008 02:35 |
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Zoidberg: "Well, I have a lot of experiance telling patients bad news, so let me break it to him gently..."
(in a loud, alarming voice)
"Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is, I can't say but on your face its not!"------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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x.Bianca.x
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 02:33 |
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Zoidberg: Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie!
(Eats hermit crab thing)
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