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Topic: funniest line zoidberg says?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-26-2008 01:25 |
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my fave line that zoidberg says would definetly be in I second that emotion when bender has the chip and its being tuned, anyway bender says "i have a craving for makeral" then zoidberg says "thats me, baby"
i just could never imagine zoidberg saying baby after a sentance like that lol.
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
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posted 03-26-2008 09:00 |
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In "The Deep South", the following exhange between Leela and Zoidberg kills me every time:"Oh, Dr. Zoidberg? But you don't ever wear boots!" "I wasn't wearing it...I was eating it." [This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 03-26-2008).]
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bobbot
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Since: Sep 2007
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posted 03-26-2008 10:03 |
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In response to Benders complaint that no one is kissing his busted ass "I'm coming already"
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Tornadoboy
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-26-2008 14:47 |
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From "Bender Gets Made":"Oh god, I'M COMING DOWN!!!!!!!" Had me on the floor.
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-26-2008 22:00 |
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Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
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posted 03-26-2008 22:24 |
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Mine is from "Less Than Hero" (I'm paraphrasing here)Leela: What other super powers do we have? Fry: Super Strength? Uh huh. Leela: Lickety Speed?
Fry: Yup. Leela: Ability to control sea creatures? Fry: Hey Zoidberg, get in here. Zoidberg: "SCREW YOU!" Leela: Nope, don't got that...
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-26-2008 22:56 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
From "Bender Gets Made":"Oh god, I'M COMING DOWN!!!!!!!" Had me on the floor.
"Sure, try to butter me up with candy!"
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-26-2008 23:01 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
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Nicky boy
Starship Captain
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posted 03-27-2008 16:34 |
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yeah that one is my fave aswell![This message has been edited by Nicky boy (edited 03-27-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-27-2008 20:00 |
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Second greatest thing from the whole show, in my opinion. After Fry's caffeine episode.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-27-2008 22:02 |
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I suppose its too long to count as "a line" but Zoidberg's voice-over at the end of Love and a Rocket (where he describes the effects of the candy hearts falling into the quasar) has turned out to be one of the most memorable Futurama moments for me. It's hard to say exactly why but for some reason I just love it.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 01:00 |
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they shouldve done an episode where zoidberg gets rich and leaves planex and then everyone ends up missing him.
zoidberg may be utterly poor, miserably lonely and hideous but he sure is a crowd faveourite!
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Kryten
UberMod
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posted 03-28-2008 14:46 |
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"Gracias."
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 19:43 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
Was that the first or second Jesus? ------------------
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
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posted 03-28-2008 21:38 |
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There's only one.Professor: "Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the Second Coming of Jesus."
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 03:21 |
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thats what I mean!
Was zoidberg referring to the first coming or second coming.Answering my own question, the first coming seeing as zoidberg is in an old-time robe...im tired of typing so im just gonna leave it at that..
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KurtPikachu2001
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posted 04-02-2008 12:07 |
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"You don't want to end up all alone like ZOIDBERG!"This quote was from Time Keeps on Slipping.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 04-02-2008 22:08 |
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This is my favorite:Hermes: Come on! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Zoidberg: To hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes! 
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
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posted 04-02-2008 23:13 |
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"Hmmm, what's this? Two meals in one week...?"
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
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posted 04-03-2008 00:50 |
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From Roswell That Ends Well:Harry Truman: Bush-wah! Now, what's your mission? Are you here to make some sort of alien-human hybrid? Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me? Harry Truman: Hot Crackers! I take exception to that! Zoidberg: (leering) I'm not hearing a no...
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DrThunder88
Space Pope
 
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posted 04-03-2008 02:15 |
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I still like, "It's funny because it's poisonous!" most of all.
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FordMustang
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 23:28 |
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quote:
Originally posted by hobbitboy:
I suppose its too long to count as "a line" but Zoidberg's voice-over at the end of Love and a Rocket (where he describes the effects of the candy hearts falling into the quasar) has turned out to be one of the most memorable Futurama moments for me. It's hard to say exactly why but for some reason I just love it.
I like it, too. Zoidberg can get quite philosophical at times (amazingly). I liked when he chided Leela that if she was looking for perfection in a guy she would wind up lonely- like Zoidberg. Funny, but also a very perceptive observation on Zoidberg's part.
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Frisco17
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posted 04-04-2008 22:15 |
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Zoidberg "Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
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posted 04-09-2008 01:58 |
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hehe, I found the part in time keeps on slipping where leela is talking to zoidberg, then a time skip occurs and he's ignoring her and replies,
"You must have been boring me"
pretty funny.[This message has been edited by x.Bianca.x (edited 04-09-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-11-2008 16:22 |
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I'm reading all the posts here, and they just prove again what great dialog the writers have written for the characters. Definitely top notch stuff...
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
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posted 04-11-2008 17:53 |
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...and there was a raccoon inside!
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
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posted 04-15-2008 08:10 |
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Zoidberg (after Bender, Fry, and Leela have been fired from Planet Express): "Goodbye, friends, I'll miss you."Zoidberg (to the Professor, Amy, and Hermes): "Good riddance to them. Now Zoidberg is the popular one."
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Frisco17
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posted 04-15-2008 22:12 |
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Zoidberg: "Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of His Highness." Fry: "But won't that crush my bones?" Zoidberg: "Oh, right, right, with the bones! I always forget about the bones."
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
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posted 04-15-2008 23:56 |
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"Clothing, delicious clothing...!"
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jigielnik
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posted 04-16-2008 02:11 |
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"coupons! i can get 2 oil changes for the price of 1! now if i could only afford the one, or the car. ah the years"
from Futurestock
and later in the episode
"Once again,
the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (eats sandwich) oh no! IM RUINED!"
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
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posted 04-16-2008 08:04 |
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quote:
Originally posted by jigielnik:
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (eats sandwich) oh no! IM RUINED!"
Wasn't the sandwich pretty disgusting by that point in the story? (Or am I thinking of a Simpson's episode?)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
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posted 04-16-2008 16:25 |
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You're right on both points. Zoidberg's sandwich is pretty disgusting at that point. You're also right about the Simpson's episode, where Homer falls in love with his sandwich, and we see it gradually decaying over time.
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Frisco17
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posted 04-16-2008 21:39 |
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The only difference is that Zoidberg seem to have a better immune system because it doesn't almost kill him. Granted Homer's sandwich was much bigger.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
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posted 04-22-2008 06:23 |
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Soothing....Action!, Action!, Action!
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
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posted 04-22-2008 07:20 |
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Ah, that soothes the fire.Edit: Sorry, I thought this had suddently mutated into a slogan competition.  [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 04-22-2008).]
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
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posted 04-22-2008 09:58 |
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"Finally! I look as pretty as I feel!"
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Frisco17
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posted 04-22-2008 22:12 |
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Zoidberg: "We'll have to take a look inside you with this camera."<Fry opens mouth> Zoidberg: "Guess again."
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sick pickles
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posted 04-23-2008 04:22 |
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hooray, people are paying attention to me!
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Torgo
Delivery Boy
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posted 04-25-2008 09:14 |
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My favorite would have to be,Fryyy, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out & show it to youuu!  ------------------
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tyraniak
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posted 04-25-2008 11:42 |
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"I lost it...in a volcano"
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