Whereas Amy would probably keep him indoors all day. Noam Sane? *nudge wink*

Oh I made myself sad...

FryandLemon, those are simply amazing pieces of art! Keep them coming!

Flip A Coin..


My Hand Will Go On.. (This one I found on Peel a while back)


U Leave Me Breathless..

And for ColdAngel_1....

 

FF7 pic

*dies*
*returns to the lifestream*

That's seven shades of awesome.   

 

Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
Awesome and sweet pictures. F&L I love that picture you posted simply amazing.

Indeed it is.

 

Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
Wow a few pages on on topic-ness. I need to catch up with that.

Yeah, I learned years ago that if you miss a day or two you can miss a ridiculous amount of stuff. Or you can miss nothing at all. It depends what's going on at the time.

All this recent, lovely Fry and Leela artwork is amazing!  Thanks for sharing!  There is some brilliant stuff out there! 

@Frisco17- you are right in that ye olde adrenaline kicks into play when your life is in danger.  I just am impressed that Fry seems to have better than normal abilities to outrace the foes.  He should have been dead by now, but he keeps having the stamina and willpower to impress me.  I like it- nerds unite!

@Ralph Snart- thanks for your life experiences.  It is nice to see that guys out there value women who are not 8 foot tall, 15 pound fashion models with perfect hair extensions.  Nice to see that there are guys out there still who like athletic healthy women, even if we do not look like Kate Moss.  And we also admire healthy guys who look more realistic than the metro sexual image that is out there!  I wish you and your lady the best of happiness...

 

Originally posted by fryandlemon:
I hope this isn't an "inappropriate" question or anything...

According to Fry's ex-lovers, he was pretty "meh" in bed.  Will he be any different with Leela, the only woman (that I could see) that he really loves?

Not initially, anyway.

But (in my opinion) he's not so much stupid (i.e. incapable of learning) as immature and lazy. Given the right motivation and an encouraging & supportive environment there's no reason why he couldn't... er, "up his game" (so to speak).   

About Fry and sex:

Somehow, women have this idea that men automaticly know how to satisfy a woman.  There may be that one guy in a group who cn go to a strange woman and satisfy her needs and want.  More often it take a few meeting before both are comfortable enough with each other to know what the other needs and wants.

The mechanics of sex are easy: Insert, turn 47 degrees, engage rotor.  The complexities of knowing what each other want and need is a totally different thing.

Fry probably got his info about sex from the losers he hung out with in the 20th century and has never had a woman to "teach" him the "right way".

Also, how good would Leela be?  She carries so much mental and emotional bagage it's doubtful she would be able to trust a man enough to allow herself to "release" herself and be satisfied until she had been with the same guy several times and learned to trust him.

Also, it would be distracting for a guy to be "doing" a woman with one cantalope sized eye and purple carpet and drapes...

Ralph "Pervert" Snart

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
Also, it would be distracting for a guy to be "doing" a woman with one cantalope sized eye and purple carpet and drapes...

Surely if Leela's occular configuration and/or her hair color(s) haven't been a turn-off for Fry up till now, its hard to see why they would suddenly become an issue once they begin the doing of the nasty.

Anyway, there's always the light switch.

 

Insert, turn 47 degrees, engage rotor. The complexities of knowing what each other want and need is a totally different thing.

Its true,. which is why I don't particularly trust casual sex. Took my three years to figure out what Chris wanted... Yeah, I'm dense. 

I get the bit about the rotor and the insert but, 47 degrees? Is that rotation about a shaft or angle of entry?

Purple drapes! I've always wanted purple drapes! *squeal* [/Flanders]

Well, speaking as a man, it's funny the sort of things you'll notice when you're at that point. Like, when my wife had a little pimple on her forehead once, right at the hairline. It was unnoticeable at any other time time but you try staring at it for 15 minutes and see how concentrated you feel.

Now I'm starting to sound like JD. Stupid Scrubs...

Plus the headless doctor bit.... he never gives that up, does he?

 

Somehow, women have this idea that men automaticly know how to satisfy a woman.

Really?  That's not what tv says sometimes.... lol tv...

No... the awkward moments are the most beautiful.  It's more important to love a person enough to embrace them completely as they are and in the process learn their everything.

That's just how long I was staring at it.

 

Originally posted by winna:
No... the awkward moments are the most beautiful.  It's more important to love a person enough to embrace them completely as they are and in the process learn their everything.

Second!

I'm going to find Xan's home, take a syrine of testosterone and inject him, then take him out to a meat market.

Yeah, I'm mean that way...

Still, I have to take exception that somehow it's humorous to state that a guy isn't a great lover while nothing is ever said about women being being less-than-fantastic.

Now in Amy's case, she had several dozen to hundreds of encounters to have a baseline on judging guy's skills, but you can be sure she has had men a lot older than her - these guys have experience on their side.  She has obviously gotten tired of loveless sex, thus she picks the wimpiest character in the known universe to marry.

Then there's Leela.  She places value on external factors on whether a man is sexy or not.  She's hung up on power and status a la the Mayor's Aid, Adlai the Doctor, her dream husband, the Senator, Zapp (Captain of the DOOP Flagship) before she learned the true meaning of the word "hatred".  Alkazar doesn't count because she was going to marry him out of duty rather than love.  We won't mention the only long-term relationship known to us that she's had (other than to Lars) - to the ghostly Sean.  His power over her was that he was musically inclined - she found that side of Fry interesting as long as he had The Devil's Hands, after he lost them, she obviously lost interest in him.  (I won't go into another diatribe about how self-centered and shallow Leela is, everybody knows how I feel about her.)  We have no way of knowing if she had sex with Lars - she was going to but her apartment got destroyed before they got the chance.

So, even though Leela is maybe 5-6 years older than Amy, Amy is a lot more mature than Leela in a lot of ways.

Okay shippers, put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Maybe amy is more mature in that respect, but in a lot of ways she has a lot of growing up to do.

Also, I don't think Leela stopped being interested in Fry the second he couldn't play his instrument... in the first holophoner instance (Parasites Lost), Fry immediately becomes an ignorant jerk instantaneously with his inability to play; I think the ignorant jerk part is the biggest reason he was told to leave.  And in the other instance (The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings) she's the only one that stays to finish the opera.... If that were really the case, you'd think BBS wouldn't have started out the way it did... but whatevs. 

If the Futurama team had used the original script that Frida Waterfall provided the synopsis of, the DVD would have been a better fit with the series.  There were no nude alien scammers, the time travel crap wasn't as convoluted and other things "fit" the Futurama Universe better.

As it progressed, it was "tweaked by committee" making the whole thing a huge mess.  It felt like an episode that should have gone for about 45 minutes stretched out for 88 minutes. 

Anyway, at least I keeping an open mind for BWABBs.  The animaniac from the Best Buy disk was far more interesting than anything BBS had to offer.  Even seeing Leela's naked ass and sideboob shots weren't that interesting to me after watching the movie.

So does Farnsworth. It seems to run in the family.

Fry just needs to end his stories one sentence earlier.

 

Originally posted by hobbitboy:
Surely if Leela's occular configuration and/or her hair color(s) haven't been a turn-off for Fry up till now, its hard to see why they would suddenly become an issue once they begin the doing of the nasty.

If anything it seems like those things make him even more interested.

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
So does Farnsworth. It seems to run in the family.

Well madness does so I'm sure that lack of focus could too. Could be from all that paradoxical inbreeding. (Whistles tune from deliverance)

 

Originally posted by winna:
Oh... BwaBBs is way better.

Pirated copy?

That actually makes sense in a Winna sort of way.

By BBS I assume you're refering to the balancing wine glass thing.