The Baz
Bending Unit
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« on: 04-07-2002 20:05 »
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Just Chris gave me the idea in the thread about Hermes insulting Zoidberg. We need a Hermes dedicated thread to talk all things good, perhaps bad about my favorite Futurama character, Hermes! So discuss.... um'. What are some of Hermes' best quotes, insults, and his family. My favorite quote has to be... Leela: Hermes I didn't know you liked Nibbler! Hermes: What, I'd like to tie the little bastard up in a sack, throw the sack in a rive, and hurl the river into space! But I do like filling out requisitions and these are some doozies. I also want to see more of LaBarbra his wife, and Dwight his son. We have not even been formally introduced to Dwight yet. What does the Hermes house look like? *breathes* OK I'm calmed down now, I get excited when talking about Hermes
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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And he can sing. Boy can he sing Yeah I like to see Hermes son too.
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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"Oregano" hehe ... secret "oregano" farm Hermes: I'll call 'de police... after I have flushed some things.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes defientely had an evil streak in "The Farnsworth Parabox", both with the gun and when he had to think for a few seconds before he decides not to blow the box (and the PE crew) into the sun. Then again, he's been that way toward Zoidberg since late season 1. I guess he's just expanding. Originally posted by Satan: this thread is kinda stupid, it needs to go away within a few hours This poster is kinda really stupid, he needs to be banned within a few hours.
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ShineFusion
Professor
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Originally posted by *author*: Best post ever!
Best Post Ever!
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Shadowcat
Crustacean
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I think LaBarbera is sooo coool, if she was only in a few more episodes, she probably would have a bunch of funny things to say.
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Cube_166
Professor
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In The Sting at Fry's Funeral Hermes setting fire to fry's timesheet and Labarbara says: "Oh husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something?" Have we missed all of Hermes pyromaniac moments?
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Anarchist
Professor
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Originally posted by Cube_166: In The Sting at Fry's Funeral Hermes setting fire to fry's timesheet and Labarbara says: "Oh husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something?" Have we missed all of Hermes pyromaniac moments? No, that was a reference to the "all Jamaicans smoke lots of pot" stereotype.
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Cube_166
Professor
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Originally posted by Anarchist: No, that was a reference to the "all Jamaicans smoke lots of pot" stereotype. Ah thanks. Perhaps Hermes should have some kind of pyromaniac moments. It would make for entertaining viewing
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Sil
Professor
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I love his stuff in Hell is Other Robots (1ACV09) Hermes: As this shocking graph indicates, our electricity consuption is rising faster than a green snake up a sugar cane. Obviously somebody round here been wasting a whole heap of juice. Probably... you! (points at Dr Z.) Zoidberg: Me?! Hermes: And, as a further cost-cutting measure, I have eliminated the salt-water cooler. Zoidberg: This is a witch-hunt! And in Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love (2ACV05) Leela: I wonder why Zoidberg is acting this way. Out of all of us, he always seemed the most normal. Fry: Maybe he has a parasite. Hermes: Maybe he *is* a parasite! It's just great when he's mean to Zoidie! Yes, I'm a sadist - deal with it!
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Sil
Professor
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I know - it's the greatest thing. I love the yelling at himself in the Valentine's ep too.
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Cube_166
Professor
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No, nobody likes hermes any more. Let's all pay attention to Zoidberg
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