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Topic: A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
 Since: Oct 2001
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posted 06-01-2008 00:20 |
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Robot: Warning! Warning! Church fart detected in vicinity!
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 06-01-2008 09:23 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Zed 85:
Robot in back: Bingo!------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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Bender'sRevenge
Bending Unit
Since: Jul 2006
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posted 06-01-2008 12:45 |
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Fry: Oh, no. My I think I see my ex. I've got to get out of here!Leela: Fry, you gotta stop freaking out every time you see a radiator...
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
    
Since: May 2006
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posted 06-01-2008 12:58 |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Robot: Warning! Warning! Church fart detected in vicinity!
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:Robot: I admit it! I broke the law. It was I who allowed, through my inaction, harm to come to a human!
Fry: That's a crime?
Leela: Not for humans...at least, not in this city.
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Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
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Zed 85
Space Pope
Since: Dec 2001
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posted 06-01-2008 15:23 |
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Oh, wow, er, I didn't think to check back 21 months ago... >_> <_<It may be controversial, and there's the fact that I'm falling for toilet humour, but DrThunder takes it. His more recent caption that is. 
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
Since: Oct 2001
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posted 06-02-2008 04:00 |
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Don't you go and shake your emoticon at me, Xanny. It's my prerogative to choose to not reuse my previous, hilarious captions. I've been playing this game since before you were PEELborn! And uphill in snow up to my waist both ways!Actually, I probably should read through the old rounds. I was far more entertaining in 2006 than I am now.  I hope this one hasn't been used in the last 21 months.
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 06-02-2008 06:12 |
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The absence of a 'Limboers X-ing' sign meant that they almost didn't stop in time.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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boasel
Bending Unit
Since: May 2008
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posted 06-02-2008 06:30 |
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Fry : Thinking *Maybe if i could do that Leela would love me?*
Leela : Thinking *If fry could do that, i would love him* Only thing i could think of in unfortunate circumstances
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futz
Professor
Since: Apr 2005
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posted 06-02-2008 09:58 |
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Leela: I can see the family resemblance in a small way Fry.Fry: Yeah well, you can't choose your DNA. Leela: Actually... Prof: Glaf borsh gliff fooosh... Amy: Shoo yoush wantsh your teesh backsh Professhor?
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
Since: May 2006
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posted 06-02-2008 10:56 |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Don't you go and shake your emoticon at me, Xanny. It's my prerogative to choose to not reuse my previous, hilarious captions. I've been playing this game since before you were PEELborn! And uphill in snow up to my waist both ways!
Sorry, I wasn't trying to show you up or anything, I just enjoy Isaac Asimov references more than flatulence references. Except when Lister and curries are involved.
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NastyInThePasty
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 06-02-2008 12:06 |
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Leela: Yes, very nice sports cup, Professor...but what I want to know is, why is Amy dressed like Rambo?
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Bender'sRevenge
Bending Unit
Since: Jul 2006
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posted 06-02-2008 16:18 |
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Leela: Enough with the Assy McGee impersonations, Professor. We're not even on that network anymore...
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Frisco17
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 06-02-2008 17:23 |
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(Man, I thought the Brave New World reference would win for sure. Should have saved it for a Xanfor grab I guess.) Professor: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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JBERGES
Urban Legend
Since: Apr 2004
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posted 06-03-2008 15:59 |
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Leela: Stay back Zoidberg, let's let the mohel handle it.[This message has been edited by JBERGES (edited 06-03-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 06-03-2008 16:09 |
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Leela: *thinking* Oh lord, the professor's horny again...Fry: *thinking* I don't care if I am related to him, I'm not going to clean up after him again... Zoidberg: *thinking* What does this remind me of? Let's see...Oh, right, Edna!
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Kifz
Bending Unit
 Since: May 2008
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posted 06-03-2008 19:34 |
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Leela: "Maybe somebody should help him..."Fry: "He's ok, he's asleep. I wouldn't want somebody to wake me when I'm sleeping." Zoidberg: (thinking) "What a backward bend... for a human of his age!" Amy: (thinking) "The Professor, is there any position he can't sleep in?"
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Sine Wave
Professor
Since: Dec 2006
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posted 06-03-2008 20:41 |
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Amy: What's wrong with the Professor?Fry: I dunno, but he seems to be leaning back a lot. Leela: This can only be Roc-a-way Rheumatism. We'll need an experienced Crunkropractor and possibly a Dooyastepologist. I'm not sure if he can do it all by himself. Zoidberg: Possibly, but maybe you should let the medical-type person examine the patient before- Leela: No, stay back. He's liable to go anywhere from the windows to the walls without warning.
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MaNBoT
Bending Unit
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 06-04-2008 07:00 |
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Professor: "Bad news everybody, As you know recently i invented the 'Bend Over Backwards Hinge'. Which is a small hinge placed on the 5th Lumbar vertebrea, Sadly the hinge tends to rust after being inserted into human body. So i'm off to the hospital..."
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
Since: Oct 2001
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posted 06-05-2008 07:54 |
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And another thing: it's not about the fart. It's about the circumstances. Humans would notice but, given the situation, force themselves to ignore it, whereas robots in an identical situation hold fast to their habit of announcing hazards haphazardly. It's really about the social context. And, yeah, farts.Frisco assumes the position.
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Frisco17
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 06-05-2008 11:13 |
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Years later Frisco went on to post a new framgrab. 
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Kifz
Bending Unit
Since: May 2008
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posted 06-05-2008 12:01 |
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Fry: "Why does Bender end up with all the money and I end up with stubs of burnt hair on my head? I look like a dork."Bender: (OS) "Because Bender knows how to play the game, chump, Bender knows how to play the game." (chuckles)
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 06-05-2008 12:27 |
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Fry: Bender, that's the last time I get a haircut with your Hair-o-matic.Bender: And it only cost you $150. Bender's styling salon is now open for business. It's gonna be fun on the bun... [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 06-06-2008).]
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JBERGES
Urban Legend
Since: Apr 2004
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posted 06-05-2008 13:00 |
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Moments Prior:Bender: And that's how I sold the ship's auto-targeting mechanism and replaced it with a cheap knock off... Fry: Well, good thing the turret's not on and the ship's not facing us, because- *FWOOSH* [This message has been edited by JBERGES (edited 06-05-2008).]
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LayZ341
Professor
Since: Apr 2005
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posted 06-05-2008 13:10 |
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Leela: Well, at least now you know the difference between a blowtorch and a blowdryer.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
Since: Oct 2001
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posted 06-05-2008 14:21 |
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Fry: That's the last time I tell Amelia Bedelia to dye my hair.
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futz
Professor
Since: Apr 2005
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posted 06-05-2008 15:32 |
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Bender: We're gonna be rich!Fry: Yeah well, I not too happy with the side effects of the Professor's Miracle Jock Itch Cream. Leela: You're not supposed to rub it on your head, dummy. *!* Hey *!* Is your nose getting bigger? Fry: I wasn't looking down your tank top, honest!
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km73
Professor
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 06-05-2008 19:34 |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Fry: That's the last time I tell Amelia Bedelia to dye my hair.
Oh. Your. God. Well, that takes me back to when I was 5 or 6 and had a bunch of those stories. ***** Fry: Crud. I never should've sold my hair to buy Bender those combs.
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Torgo
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 06-05-2008 20:28 |
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Fry: Bender! What the hell? And, all of you, stop betting that Bender can burn my hair off with a burp from across the room! (pregnant pause)
...Actually, it was pretty cool!
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NastyInThePasty
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 06-05-2008 23:20 |
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Fry: You know, when Larry gets his hair ripped out on 'The Three Stooges', it always grows right back!
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 06-05-2008 23:35 |
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Fry: Amazing! I understand it all now. [murmur] Stupid orange parasitic intellect-consuming fungal growth... [/murmur] HEY! Uh, Bender? Do you think that you could take another whack at this? There's still some left... see? On the top.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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Bender'sRevenge
Bending Unit
Since: Jul 2006
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posted 06-06-2008 00:54 |
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Fry: So then I was like, 'No thanks, I'm just trying to catch a flight to Jupiter' and they were like, 'By virtue of me walking into the spaceport, I had agreed to join their cult'. Before I could get away, they shaved my head and had me distributing track tapes...Leela: That's why you should never travel without a cult hunting riffle...
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 06-06-2008 08:19 |
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Fry:.(Singing)(Flashback)...I'd bet she'd love me too if I was a bald-headed kook!
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Fry:Boy, did that idea go down the gutter with the marble-eating contest.[This message has been edited by x.Bianca.x (edited 06-06-2008).]
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
Since: Oct 2001
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posted 06-06-2008 13:33 |
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Originally posted by km73:
Oh. Your. God.Well, that takes me back to when I was 5 or 6 and had a bunch of those stories.
Yeah, LayZ used a much better version of my first idea.
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Frisco17
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 06-06-2008 22:15 |
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And that idea leads LayZ to victory!Bender'sRevenge gets runner up. Surprised I only saw one Lars joke.
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LayZ341
Professor
Since: Apr 2005
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posted 06-07-2008 04:46 |
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 06-07-2008 09:26 |
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Fry: [Thinking] Stupid Bender. Never starts a towel fight when I'm around.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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NastyInThePasty
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 06-07-2008 09:52 |
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Bender: Hey Leela, pull my finger!Fry: Come on, Bender, the last time you pulled that on me, you nearly burned all my hair off with a flaming belch! Leela: Really? I've been meaning to get my hair trimmed anyways...
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Torgo
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 06-07-2008 14:36 |
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Bender: How 'bout yous two wait for the offended robot to leave before shooting DNA at each other! Aw, geeez!(looks away)
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Bender'sRevenge
Bending Unit
Since: Jul 2006
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posted 06-07-2008 14:47 |
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No caption. Just, damn, Leela looks fine in this pic...
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 06-07-2008 15:19 |
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Bender: ...that's right, Girrlll frieeennd!Fry: Bender, when did you start talking like a street queen? Bender Aw, you so jealous. Shut up you mouth or I'll cut you!
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