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Topic: The What-If machine
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 15:23 |
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He'd be arrested for being a crime against nature.What if Leela had never learned the truth about her heritage?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 15:48 |
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She'd still be wondering why she finds birthday presents in the gutter.What if Morbo was a car salesman?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 16:05 |
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He'd be unemployed soon, because at every client he'd scream "I will destroy you!"What if Katrina & Xanfor (the characters) started dating?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:20 |
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It'd be a brief but stormy affair.What if Scruffy shaved off his moustache?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:22 |
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No-one would notice.What if Scruffy ate Zoidberg?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:43 |
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Nobody would care. They'd just get another annoying lobster.What if Scruffy became bubbly and hyper?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 20:03 |
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He'd be a bubbly and hyper janitor always on break.What if Zoidberg got a girlfriend?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-04-2008 21:46 |
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It wouldn't last because he's so pathetic and she would dump him. Thus saving his life.What if the Countess hadn't been sucked into the black hole?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 22:14 |
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Bender would be married by now.What if the native Martians enslaved Earth?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 22:21 |
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They wouldn't be rulers, because "they understand possession" and can be bought off with a big jewel.What if the Wong's lost their martian property?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 09:37 |
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Amy would get her parents jobs at Planet Express.What if Inez and Leo Wong worked for Planet Express?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 11:50 |
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They would either get fired (they're very opinionated) or Bender would try to kill them.What if Bender & Fry weren't friends?
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Bender19
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 20:25 |
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bender would be dead and fry would be a sad and lonley pizza delivery boy of the future because fry never escaped leelawhat if bender was dead and fry became a very sad and lonley pizza delivery boy of the future [This message has been edited by Bender19 (edited 05-05-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 20:59 |
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Fry would try to find a friend, but would fail miserably. Spleesh.What if Fry had left Leela in the cryogenic tube?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-05-2008 21:14 |
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Terry and Lou would have let her out eventually.What if Bender hadn't been zapped by the lightbulb.
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Bender19
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 21:32 |
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he would kill fry what if one of the boxs in the farns worth para box lead to a world where every one is the opisite of one and other
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 21:50 |
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That would be one crazy, kooky world, that's for sure.What if Leela was attracted to Zapp Brannigan?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 22:07 |
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Then Zapp would get much snoo-snoo.What if Leela were attracted to Zoidberg?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 22:14 |
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I don't even want to think about that. It's just wrong on so many levels...What if Bender decided to dedicate himself to the betterment of society?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 07:31 |
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The show would be boring...What if Fry became a mutant?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 09:53 |
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Then Leela's parents would like him more.What if The Planet Express crew were permanently trapped in Roswell, circa 1947?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-06-2008 12:28 |
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The show would never have happened.What if Zoidberg had won the pet show, as the hard shelled whooping terrier?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-06-2008 21:14 |
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It would go to his head for a day or two then he'd be right back in the dumpster.What if Fry hadn't killed Enos?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-06-2008 22:35 |
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Then he wouldn't have lost the Delta Brain Wave, and the brain spawn would have destroyed Earth.What if Zoidberg had been kept at Roswell, as evidence of an alien contact with humans?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 23:31 |
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Then, decades later, FBI Agent Mulder would find a yellowing photo of Zoidberg, circa 1947, posing with his dad.What if Bender had married the Planet Express Ship?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 00:31 |
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Then he would constantly describe himself as "a cuddly baby tapir".What if Bender went back to Mars University to get a degree in something besides bending?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 02:25 |
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It doesnt matter, bending was the only thing he was programmed to do.What if bender was programed to do something else besides bending, and what would it be?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 02:34 |
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Bender needs to be programmed as a "cad around town", which is a euphamism for being a giggolo.What if Professor Farnsworth & Wernstrom decided to settle their differences in a boxing ring?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 07:23 |
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It would be a very boring, old people fight.What if the Professor married Mom?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-07-2008 08:32 |
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Then he could live off her money and wouldn't have to run a delivery business to fund his experiments.What if the Professor shut down Planet Express? ------------------
Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way. -Spice Weasel
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 12:43 |
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He did. For 3 Years. He just didn't tell anyone, even the PE crew.What if Fry had really died in "The Sting"?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 13:04 |
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The professor would simply mix some royal jelly with Fry's skin and hair (and blood, don't forget Fry's blood) and everything would be back to normal.What if Leela was still in a coma?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 15:56 |
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Every episode after that would have to be shown in either flashback or dream sequence format.What if Farnsworth & Wernstrom became friends?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 16:07 |
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They would build a super doomsday device and destroy all of the world.What if they found the head of Agnew?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 16:09 |
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The age gap is too much for them to ever do that. But if it did happen it would probably destroy the world somehow.EDIT: And that somehow is written just above this post by SMH. What if that thing Seymour_My_Hero said about Agnew? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 19:17 |
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It wouldn't do any good. They forgot to put it in a jar, and, well, how can I say this...it hasn't been treated well by aging.What if Nixon's head hadn't been re-elected Earthican President?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 19:37 |
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John Jackson would be our new president.What if Morbo was Earthican president?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 20:30 |
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Earth wouldn't exist, because Morbo can't resist the urge to "destroy us".What if Morbo quit "Tinseltown Talk & Earth Invasion Tonight"?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-07-2008 21:18 |
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He would get revenge on all the pathetic humans who worked there and destroy it.What if Linda wasn't a moron?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 21:36 |
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When the brain's took over, she couldn't say, "The governor lady, 'I'm sending in more trains.'" And she wouldn't be funny.What if Morbo was down-to-earth and gentle?
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