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Topic: The What-If machine
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hobbitboy
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 Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-21-2008 07:45 |
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I like to think that the others might have just gone back to the PE ship and headed home, leaving Zapp to his fate.What if the Amazonians had been disproportionately smaller than normal humans rather than larger?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 09:51 |
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Then they wouldn't be called "Amazonians".What if Amy's Chinese curses were in English?
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KurtPikachu2001
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Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-21-2008 12:16 |
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What if Zapp, Morgan Proctor, Barbados Slim, Edna, Angelyne, and that one guy Amy was dating in PYHOMS all teamed up against Planet Express?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 12:39 |
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If Amy's Chinese curses were in English, then there'd be a lot of "beeps" covering over her cussing.What if Zapp was actually respectful of a woman for the 1st time in his life?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 14:29 |
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He might (and I stress the word might) actually get some action.What if Zapp published his book of pick up lines?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 16:36 |
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He'd have a New New York Times Worst Seller.What if Kif decided to stand up for himself?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 17:29 |
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He'd smack Zapp around bigtime.What if Free Waterfall Jr. had not been eaten by Lrrrrr?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 22:34 |
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Then Lrrrr wouldn't be tripping out all the way back to Omicron Persei 8.What if Hermes had had a brain slug on his head for an entire season?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 23:26 |
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It would have been difficult to do PE's accounting ("the green pie slice represents revenue from our package deliveries, the blue pie slice represents an $8 bank error in our favor" ).What if Free Waterfall Sr. hadn't been killed by the Decapodians?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-22-2008 21:37 |
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He would have continued to be maimed in every ensuing war.What if Fry was captain and Leela was the delivery girl? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-22-2008).]
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-22-2008 23:03 |
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Then they'd get lost a lot, and Leela would drop-kick anyone who wouldn't pay up.What if Soylent Cola wasn't made of people?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-22-2008 23:24 |
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It'd be made of some other creature, like nibblonians or decapodians.What if nibbler wasn't an intelligent race from another planet?
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hobbitboy
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Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-23-2008 09:33 |
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He isn't.  What if Nibbler wasn't a member of an intelligent species from another planet?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-23-2008 21:11 |
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The brain spawn would have destroyed the universe.What if Nibbler talked when they found him on Vergon 6?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-23-2008 22:34 |
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Then the Nibblonians wouldn't have had to blank everybody's memories later.What if Fry had managed to keep all of his money left in his checking acount?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 16:38 |
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He'd be rich, maybe take over PE, and give Leela a diamond scrunchie. What if Fry didn't do the "nasty in the pasty"?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 17:41 |
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He wouldn't be able to do about all he does - exist.What if Bender was a whaler-on-the-moonbot?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 22:20 |
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He would have realized his dream to be a folk singer.What if Helper was in line behind Fry instead of Bender?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 03:40 |
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Fry would have ended up dying - "Slow & Painful".What if Bender didn't need any alcohol to run?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 08:53 |
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He'd still drink anyways, just because the alcohol is deliciously fortified.What if Zoidberg had managed to mate with Edna?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 10:51 |
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He'd be deadWhat if Amy fell in love with Bender?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 14:48 |
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The Wongs would be poor within a month.What if Amy fell in love with Zoidberg?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 04-27-2008 16:01 |
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It would Mr. and Mrs. Wong's worst nightmare. Then Mrs. Wong would say, "Maybe I don't want a grand child anymore..."What if "that guy" had helped PE become one of the most succesful delivery companies ever?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 17:27 |
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He would have found a way to cash out by selling the company, while screwing everyone in the process.What if "that 80's guy" had alzheimers instead of boneitis?
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NastyInThePasty
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posted 04-27-2008 17:43 |
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He and the Professor would become close friends. What if Robot Santa was nice? [This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 04-27-2008).]
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-27-2008 20:17 |
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He would be just like regular Santa.What if the elves didn't work for Robot Santa?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 20:58 |
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They'd starve even more, because there's no work for gay shrimps like them.What if the Nibblonians spoke english all the time?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:20 |
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Then Nibbler wouldn't transmit thoughts directly to your brain.
What if Fry and Leela were trapped in those books forever?
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It's 2008, Year of the Suicide Booth
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 21:26 |
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Then the series would have ended at the end of that season.What if Fry stayed the stud he became after he was infected with the parasites?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 23:28 |
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Then Leela would have slept with him, and they would have become a happily-married couple.What if Leela had eaten the toilet sandwich?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 00:21 |
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She would have become an Amazonian.What if Bender had remained addicted to electricity?
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NastyInThePasty
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posted 04-28-2008 00:27 |
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Then he'd be running up a huge power bill at Planet Express.What if Zoidberg had eaten the toilet sandwich?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 01:09 |
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He would be have died, because, thanks to the parasites making him a decapodian stud, he would have mated on his home planet & died.What if Professor Farnsworth had eaten the sandwich?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 07:22 |
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He would get some hot chicks. 
What if suicide booths didn't exist?
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It's 2008, Year of the Suicide Booth [This message has been edited by Seymour_My_Hero (edited 04-28-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 11:59 |
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The world would be as crowded with people as the Neptune was with penguins.What if Tinny Tim has 2 normal sized legs?
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NastyInThePasty
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Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 13:27 |
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Then he wouldn't need that screwed-on crutch.What if Calculon could act?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 14:09 |
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He'd get an oscar, fairly.What if Bender always spoke in his king voice?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 15:01 |
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He'd end up being elected the Earthican President instead of Nixon's head.What if Amy had her head attached to Fry's body, instead of versa vice?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 04-28-2008 17:46 |
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SEATTLE: It was Pluto that had the penguins, not Neptune. Neptune has the short little elves that have no union.
Anyway, she would go insane.
What if Leela had really killed Fry in "The Sting"? ------------------
It's 2008, Year of the Suicide Booth
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 20:22 |
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Pluto, Neptune, whatever...Then Leela would have been very sorry for a very long time. What if Zoidberg had $1 Million to put in his Uncle Harold Zoid's crappy movie?
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