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Topic: The What-If machine
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 17:41 |
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That would be some nasty tasting cola.What if Leela hadn't met her parents & continued to think that she was the sole member of an alien race on earth?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 17:46 |
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Fry would tell her that no matter what, she has him.What if Leela was eaten instead of Free Waterfall Jr?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:11 |
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It would have been an OUTRAGE; everyone knows Free Waterfall Jr. deserved to get eaten.What if Seymour had been a pitbull?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:14 |
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My icon would be the picture of a loveable pitbull named Seymour.What if Zapp became a neutral?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:19 |
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It would never happen. Zapp hates "those filthy neutrals. What makes a man become...NEUTRAL?"What if kif wasn't green? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-18-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:22 |
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He'd be another colour.What if Kif had bones?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:37 |
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His fluid filled bladders would disintegrate and would be painfully replaced with bones.What if Amy was really the daughter of a hobo?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:57 |
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Fry would have more in common with her.What if Scruffy actually did work at Planet Express?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:01 |
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We'd ignore him even more.What if Nibbler talked all the time?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:42 |
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Everyone would get bored with his incessant droning and get a less-talkative pet.What if the big ball of garbage had obliterated New New York?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:46 |
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We would have to build a New New New York...What if the headless body of Agnew didn't exist?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-18-2008 22:53 |
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Nixon would spend his time taunting McGovern's head.What if all the robots had been shut down?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:55 |
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Fry would have nobody to make Bender waffles for!What if Wernstrom became the Professor's assistant?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 23:59 |
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One of them would quickly end up dead.What if Wernstrom's walking fish Cinnamon became murderous?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 11:01 |
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We'd just pick him up, fry him on the stove, and what must be done, be done.What Fry couldn't defeat the Big Brain?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 13:14 |
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The earth would no longer exist.What if humugeous fat-boy human bender didn't die?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-19-2008 21:06 |
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He would eventually replace Hedonismbot as the physical embodiment of hedonism.What if Fry and Leela where robots and Bender was a Human?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 22:24 |
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That would make for some "wacky" episodes, that's for sure...What if Fry HAD the delta brain wave?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 23:01 |
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The Brains would have been successful in "stupifying" the Earth.What if Leela hadn't slept with Zapp?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 01:06 |
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Then, if not for Snu-Snuing the amazonians, Zapp would still be a virgin.What if the Nuetrals weren't actually nuetral?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 05:54 |
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Zapp wouldn't have any problem with them.What if Bender cooked every day?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 08:49 |
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Everyone at Planet Express would lose a great deal of weight.What if the Hyperchicken went to Fishy Joe's?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 10:41 |
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He'd be the Fishy Chicken.What if Judge Whitey became very poor?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 13:06 |
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He wouldn't be able to afford his sandwiches with mayonaise.What if the DOOP didn't take Zapp back?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 13:33 |
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Zapp would work for Planet Express, FOREVER!What if the Professor suddenly became good looking and was a babe-magnet?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 15:24 |
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He wouldn't have enough time for inventing things, that's for sure.What if Fry & Bender weren't friends but hated each other?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 17:38 |
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Then Fry would have to find his own place, and would move into Dr. Zoidberg's dumpster.What if Fry had decided to clone Seymour?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 18:20 |
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Then we would have a cute dog roaming around PE.What if commercials were transmitted into your thoughts?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 18:33 |
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But they are, aren't they?What if Seymour was brought back and then turned evil?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 19:34 |
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Fry would be a lonely, depressed man.What if "that 80's guy" hadn't died of bonitis?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 20:08 |
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He would have sold Planet Express to Mom, and everyone (except Zoidberg) would have retired millionaires.What if "that 80's guy" had "Trump-itis" instead of bone-itis?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-20-2008 20:58 |
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He would have fired everyone at PE and then replaced them just to fire their replacements.What if the Professor and Mom switched places.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 21:31 |
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Mom would go crazy and the Professor would go mad with power.What if Bender had never gotten the upgrade to be compatible
with robot 1-x?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 21:59 |
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He would be just as obnoxious & dishonest. And he'd be scared of Robot 1-X.What if Bender hadn't received Helmut Schpargel's "Essense of True Flavor"?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 22:12 |
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He would wallow in sorrow and never have the determination to beat Elzar.What if Elzar became as bad a cook as Bender?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 22:32 |
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He'd lose his TV show quickly, and not even a BAM! from his spice weasel would save his restaurant.What if Bender actually became a good cook?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 22:54 |
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Then he'd get a TV gig and quit Planet Express, much to Fry's chagrin.What if Leela ran out of tight, white tank tops?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 23:01 |
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She'd dress in those lime green tight tank tops. And everyone would make fun of her.What if Zoidberg decided to not wear his shell anymore?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 23:12 |
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He'd quickly get picked off by one of his predators (despite his ink sac defense).What if the Amazonian women wanted to snoo-snoo Bender?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 01:54 |
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That wouldn't work, as robots don't have naughty bits.What if the Amazonian women wanted ONLY Zapp for Snu Snu?
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