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Topic: The What-If machine
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NastyInThePasty
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 Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-29-2008 21:38 |
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He'd be constantly moping around because Leela didn't want to date him...plus, he'd have a near-constant urge to sing "Walking On Sunshine".  What if Lars weren't "doomed" due to being a temporal double? [This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 03-29-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 03:06 |
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Fry & Lars would end up fighting; one would die and the other would commit suicide.What if Amy didn't have parents who are demanding a grandchild?
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Unknown
Starship Captain
Since: Dec 2003
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posted 03-30-2008 10:25 |
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Her parents would have 4 or 5 grandchildren.What if Kif was ordered to terminate Zapp with extreme prejudice?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 15:43 |
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It'd get done. Because Kif is the competent one of the 2.What if Kif fell in love with Leela instead of Amy?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-30-2008 22:35 |
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Then there'd be a lot of one-eyed tadpoles swimming around.What if Fry had no living relatives to mooch off of when he was thawed out in 3000?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 22:57 |
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The series would never have gotten off the ground, and we wouldn't be posting here.What if Bender wasn't evil?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-31-2008 05:41 |
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Who cares? He'd still be the same thoughtless, self-centered, greedy, egotistical, megalomaniac that we know and love!What if the Professor hadn't invented the fing-longer?
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Demeter
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 06:48 |
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He'd have to reach a lot more.What if Bender was actually called Winder (built to wind things)?
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Tornadoboy
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 07:40 |
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Winding is an advanced form of bending, so he'd walk around having an even bigger ego than before (if that's possible).What if Hermes were Japanese instead of Jamaican?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 11:35 |
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Then he'd leave LaBarbara for Amy, delighting Amy's parents.What if Fry didn't give up the Robot Devil's hands?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 14:42 |
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Then he'd still be a holophoner soloist at the philharmonic.What if Bender was given a puppy to take care of?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 15:37 |
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There would be one dead puppy.  What if the cast had remained as teenagers following their dip in the mud baths in "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 15:49 |
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Fry & Leela would have end up dating, Zoidberg would have remained an Eel, Amy would have remained a fat & zitty girl (no grandchild for her parents), Bender would have been like the Honda robot & Professor Farnsworth would have gone on to other things.What if Bender had learned to make delicious food (instead of food that killed plants & caused people's stomachs to explode)?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 16:06 |
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The Planet Express crew would grow so fat that they'd stop delivering packages and lose their jobs.What if Zapp Branigan owned a pair of pants?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 17:53 |
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Kif would be EXTREMELY happy.What if Zapp found the woman of his dreams?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 21:16 |
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It would be alot like an episode of Johnny Bravo.What if Leela's parents were like Amy's?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 22:10 |
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Then she'd be glad she grew up in the Orphanarium.What if Fry stopped drinking Slurm?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 22:58 |
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Then he'd go back to drinking Coke & would have his 4th heart attack.What if Zoidberg stopped wearing his shell?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 23:14 |
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Then everyone would be too grossed out to work with him anymore. Plus, he'd be more vulnurable to his predators. What if Leela stopped wearing lipstick 24/7?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 23:31 |
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No one would notice. Wearing lipstick 24/7 is all in her head.What if Fry got over his inferiority complex?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-01-2008 21:41 |
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Fry has an inferiority complex?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 22:33 |
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Yes, I think he does. He doesn't think he's ever going to get together with Leela. He thinks nothing ever works out for him, life is against him, etc.So, what if he got over it & suddenly realized that he could accomplish ANYTHING he put his mind to?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 02:52 |
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Either way, Im sure he'd save the world somehow, thats how characters like him work. They realise something then save somewhere from something. Very simple.What would happen if he was president of earth?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 03:37 |
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Either the Decapodians or Omicron Persei 8 would end up ruling Earth.What would happen if Lrrrrrr ended up as the Earthican President?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 18:48 |
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Then all day we would be forced to watch "Single Female Lawyer" and be forced grovel before our new master.What would happen if Leela fell in love with Elzar?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-02-2008 22:17 |
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Elzar would use the word "BAM!" in a much different context.What if Bender had chosen to stay a chef?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 23:19 |
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Elzar would resign from the restaurant business in disgust after Bender's LSD-laced food becomes a sensation.What if Seymour just thought "screw it" after waitng a week for Fry to come back and went off on his own?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 00:22 |
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He'd have died alone, all by himself. Thanks for making feel lousy, Nasty...  What if Mr. & Mrs. Wong got a divorce?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 00:34 |
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Mr. Wong would have to move to an apartment complex on one of Mars' moons when Mrs. Wong won the divorce settlement. What if Leela needed glasses?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 01:02 |
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She can't get glasses; glass yes, glasses no...What if the Planet Express ship was permanently broken in 1940's Roswell New Mexico, and they couldn't return to the future?
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x.Bianca.x
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 06:43 |
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It would be interesting to see Frys son/parentWhat if bender was really huge-i liked that one
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 14:16 |
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For one thing, it would give a new definition to bender's catch phrase of "Kiss my shiny metal ass".What if Zoidberg was in charge of Planet Express?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 16:22 |
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They would all bow down to KING ZOIDBERG...!What if Hermes became a slob like Fry?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 16:55 |
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He would get demoted by the central beaurocracy.What if Zoidberg managed to get hold of all the food in the Galaxy?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 17:55 |
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All life as we know it would be squished by a fat lobster thing.What if Fry was a robot?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 19:53 |
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Then he'd be an alcoholic, arrogant & totally alone robot. What if Bender found a robot mate?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 19:58 |
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Then we would have an alcoholic floozy for bender to have fun with.What if Amy dumped Kif for Zapp?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 20:03 |
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Then we'd have lots of grandkids for Amy's parents to dote over.What if Professor Farnsworth had stayed as his younger self (right out of the searing tar bath at the spa)?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 21:44 |
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He wouldn't be able to cope with the insanity all around him.What if Nibbler ate Bender?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 21:51 |
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We would have to install an empathy chip in Nibbler...but then Nibbler's cover would be blown and it would get very confusing.What if Leela and Alkazar really got married?
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