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Topic: The What-If machine
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
 Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-18-2008 11:26 |
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I hope this is the right section, ok this is a basic game based on the What-If machine. Someone poses a What-If question, than someone else answers it and poses a new question. I'll start off.
What would the series be like if Zoidberg was rich?
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
    
Since: May 2006
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posted 02-18-2008 11:59 |
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What if this thread already existed?  edit: scratch that, not the same concept, I'm afraid... [This message has been edited by Xanfor (edited 02-18-2008).]
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-18-2008 12:35 |
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=D yes the other one doesn't include answers =p
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-18-2008 13:14 |
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If Zoidberg were rich, he wouldn't be as funny.What If...Leela was the promiscuous, clumsy one, and Amy was the responsible captain?
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jigielnik
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posted 02-18-2008 14:15 |
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if zoidberg was rich, it would be one episode, and he would lose his wealth very quickly, he would probably gain the wealth and lose it in the cold open. lol
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 14:40 |
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I suppose I'll have to answer the Past Nastification's "What If".
Well, Amy would be loved by all the guys now she has more power than Leela, and then Leela would attempt to murder her. Perhaps. I feel a little unimaginative but that was a difficult one.What If Bender was really giant?
Wait, that's a repeat.
What If Bender went on a mining ship named Red Dwarf?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-18-2008 17:13 |
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Than he'd get kicked off for not taking orders from the snow white dwarf and finally take up folk =DWhat if Bender didnt smoke, steal and drink what would he do?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 02-18-2008 18:58 |
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What if Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went on missions, and Fry, Bender, and Leela stayed behind?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 21:26 |
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Leela would be the clumsy mechanic, Fry would be the incompetant doctor and Bender would be the cold logical bureaucrat.What if Hermes got promoted to grade 34?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-18-2008 23:07 |
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he would be the 34th highest grade there iswhat if Leela and Fry had a kid?
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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posted 02-19-2008 00:27 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanfor:
What if this thread already existed? edit: scratch that, not the same concept, I'm afraid...
I think Xanfor might have meant this thread.
Or maybe this one.
Or this one.
Or this one
Or this one
Or this one.
I, uh... I'll shut up now...
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
Since: May 2006
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posted 02-19-2008 00:43 |
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
Since: Feb 2003
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posted 02-19-2008 01:01 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanfor:
SpaceCase: 274 275
Xanfor: 001
Are you familiar with the humor of Jack Benny?Now, cut that out!
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-19-2008 06:36 |
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Hehe, what a pro!
But back to Mr.JackedOn's question,
Bender would have to look after the kid(s), get stressed, send it/them to the Professor for experimentation.What would happen if two of every race of alien where put in a huge house with cameras?
And if you say "Big Brother with Aliens" I'm gonna be p'ss'd off!
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
Since: May 2006
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posted 02-19-2008 08:50 |
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quote:
Originally posted by SpaceCase:
Are you familiar with the humor of Jack Benny?
Sure. I grew up listening to that guy.
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-20-2008 23:15 |
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the omicronians will devour them all but than the hypnotoad will make them his slaves and it will end up as another everybody loves hypnotoad show.What if Leela was eaten in "the problem with popplers" (what would the show be like I guess) (I'm watching that right now lol)
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-21-2008 10:00 |
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Fry would want to sacrifice himself to the Omicronians before Bender steals his wallet.
Classic!What would Bender and Leela see if they went inside Fry's mind?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-21-2008 11:08 |
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Nothing!What would Fry and Bender see if they went in Leela's mind?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-21-2008 11:10 |
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Leela would see some fantasies involving her that would frighten her badly. Bender would simply scan through Fry's subconscious in order to find out where he keeps his money and valuables so he can steal them. What if Fry and Amy had remained a couple?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-21-2008 21:49 |
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Fry would have blown all her parents' money on instant lottery tickets.What if Fry's head had been attached to Leela instead of Amy?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-21-2008 22:48 |
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Then Leela would have broken off her own arm in order to keep Fry's hand to himself. What if Hermes hadn't been turned into a Jamaican character (he was originally named "Dexter" in some early concept art)?
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limegreenaffair
Delivery Boy
 Since: Dec 2007
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posted 02-22-2008 05:16 |
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quote:
What would the series be like if Zoidberg was rich?
If Zoidberg was rich, he'd date an aging hooker, take her home.
Long [graphic] story short, she'd leave early with very. Very. Bloody nipples. quote:
What If...Leela was the promiscuous, clumsy one, and Amy was the responsible captain?
The first part wouldn't happen. It just... wouldn't. I mean, sure, Leela would get a lot of action if she had lower standards or entered a parabox and reappeared at a con (or both), but as it is, Leela is relatively undesirable and very, very picky. I know it's a "What If" but it just wouldn't... couldn't happen. Everything else seems possible. Amy would lose sight in one eye, wear spandex and big boots and men would find her far less attractive. x] Geez, I sound so anti-Leela. I love Leela. Just so you know. quote:
what if Leela and Fry had a kid?
They would name it Yancy and he would have curly hair like Leela's mom. :] quote:
What if Hermes hadn't been turned into a Jamaican character (he was originally named "Dexter" in some early concept art)?
Zoidberg's name would be Dr. Jamal Jackson to compensate for the lack of black peeble and Bender's last name would be JewysteinHebrewbergowitz to compensate for the lack of Jews... then Ricardo or whatever the stabby robot is named [so very tired...] would be a more central character. [This message has been edited by limegreenaffair (edited 02-22-2008).]
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-25-2008 03:35 |
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I guess I'll have to go for another question.What would happen if Fry took over the Robot Devil's job for the weekend?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-25-2008 20:57 |
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People would be welcomed with a song even more evil than "Hell Is Other Robots"....."Walking On Sunshine".What if Leela realized her dream of becoming a witch? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-25-2008).]
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Professor Zoidy
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-25-2008 21:44 |
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She's reign endlessly and evilly, destroying everything that opposes her.What if....the crew still went around in their superhero costumes, but their identities were revealed?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-25-2008 23:02 |
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Leela would get hit on a lot more often, for one.
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-26-2008 14:42 |
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Mr.Past Nastification, this is the last time I have to make the question because you keep forgetting, cause I want to make up an answer, too.But My answer for professor Zoidy's, It'll be like in Spider-Man 2, People on the subay will find out, give them back their masks, a kid saying "We'll tell nobody", The guy who assumed the team killed his father would find out, try to kill him whilst an Octopus try's destroying the world whilst Fry saves The Head of Kirsten Dunst and then they'll try get married in the next sequal, but the guy who assumed the team killed his father will be the next enemy. What would happen if Hermes replaced one of the ships crew members?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-26-2008 17:00 |
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Things would become a lot more efficient, for one. What if Leela's parents were aliens instead of mutants?
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 03-09-2008 03:46 |
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Pretty much the same thing that happened, only with aliens... and fewer MexicansWhat If Bender was Hu- Sorry, another repeat What If Fry went through brain surgery?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-09-2008 05:14 |
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He'd probably gain an IQ point or 2...maybe...What if Zoidberg could no longer scuttle? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-09-2008).]
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-09-2008 07:53 |
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He'd no longer be able to escape his predators. [a-whoop-whoop-whoop] What if Fry hadn't gotten rid of the parasites that made him smart, and had slept with Leela following his initial holophoner serenade? [This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 03-09-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-09-2008 14:46 |
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The series would have ended early, and we'd all be wandering the internet like a bunch of purposeless nerds.What if Amy gave her parents a "grandchild"?
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-09-2008 16:14 |
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Amy would flip out over all the responsibility and leave the kid at the orphanarium...only to return for him/her/it a few days later. Leela would never speak to her again, considering her own background. What if The Professor and Mom became a couple again? [This message has been edited by NastyInThePasty (edited 03-09-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-09-2008 17:12 |
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They'd both be dead, from "Sexlexia".What if Lrrrrr was benevolent, instead of antagonistic?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-10-2008 18:55 |
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Omicron Persei 8 would have been invaded by Omicron Persei 5.What if Zapp wasn't a moron?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-10-2008 18:57 |
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For one thing, Decapod 10 would never have successfully invaded Earth.What if Kif had an actual spine?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 05:22 |
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Alot of those bone-crushing insults would get to him.What if Bender became captain captain of DOOP?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-28-2008 21:22 |
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He would probably take over Earth and become pharoh again.
What if Leela becamce leader of Omicron Persei 8?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 02:22 |
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She'd end up married to Lrrrrr; I don't even want to think what their kids would look like.What if the emotion chip was permanently incorporated into Benders programming?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 20:42 |
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He would probably activate self-destruct.What if he was tuned to Fry instead of Leela?
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