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Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-01-2008 17:52

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Good: Alcohol still exists in the 31st century.

Bad: Robots hoard it, as fuel.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-02-2008 12:05

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Good: Trying on clothes is an ego-boosting experience.

Bad: Objects in the mirror are less attractive than they appear.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-02-2008 13:50

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Good: Mastercard & Visa no longer exist.

Bad: Because of this, Bender has less scams he can pull.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-02-2008 14:01

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Good: Ham-flavoured gum.

Bad: It's full of bones.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-02-2008 14:27

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Good: Men & Women still fall in love.

Bad: For some (like Fry), it'll only happen if he's got parasites or devil's hands.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-03-2008 07:14

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Good: They still have the beauty competitions.

Bad: Most of the contestants are ugly aliens.

Torgo

Delivery Boy

Since: Dec 2007

posted 05-03-2008 09:38

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Good: The Palm D'Orbit is built like a steakhouse, but it flies like a bistro!

Bad: You win again gravity!

Frisco17

Liquid Emperor

Since: Aug 2005

posted 05-03-2008 21:28

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Good: Robots.

Bad: Some are powered by waterwheels.

hobbitboy

Bending Unit

Since: Jan 2006

posted 05-04-2008 03:57

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Good: New and improved robot models are being developed (eg Robot X-1).

Bad: They never seems to catch on and soon disappear.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-04-2008 05:12

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Good: Super-powered miracle cream.

Bad: One day your cream will be out of itself.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 05-04-2008 10:59

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Good: You can spell things out with the stars.

Bad: Women you love don't seem to notice your love notes.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-04-2008 15:19

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Good: The mafia (with names like tony 2 ton, frankie the enforcer, etc) died out.

Bad: The ROBOT mafia (with names like joey mousepad & Clamps) is going strong.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-04-2008 15:54

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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Bad: The ROBOT mafia (with names like joey mousepad & Clamps) is going strong.

Good: It's just the three of them.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-04-2008 16:00

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Good: Zoidberg is a gentle soul likely to help anyone in need of it...

Bad: who eats anything (including garbage) if he can get his claws on it.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-04-2008 19:30

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Good: The feast of a thousand hams.

Bad: The feast of a thousand beasts.

From a human perspective of course

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-04-2008 20:00

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Good: Nibblonians make cuddley pets...

Bad: who will eat any creature that comes near it.

Frisco17

Liquid Emperor

Since: Aug 2005

posted 05-04-2008 21:48

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Shameless riff:

Good: Nibblonians make cuddly pets.

Bad: It's imposible to clean up after them.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-04-2008 22:34

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Even more shameless riff:

Good: Nibblonians make cuddly pets.

Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-05-2008 08:52

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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns

Good: It powers your spaceship.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-05-2008 11:54

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Good: Nibblonian poop powers spaceships.

Bad: There's never a nibblonian around when you need one.

Frisco17

Liquid Emperor

Since: Aug 2005

posted 05-05-2008 21:20

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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns

That's essentially what I said. Next time I'll be more specific and type more slowly. Unless it was so shameless that it was meant to be nothing more than a re-wording. If that's the case, bravo sir. I applaud your complete lack of shame.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-05-2008 21:48

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I think we both went a little far with riffing here. No big deal, it's just a game. Moving on...

Good: The news is now co-anchored by an intergalactic alien.

Bad: If he gets mad, "he will destroy you".

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-06-2008 16:32

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Good: You don't have to worry about the stupid things that people did 1000 years ago.

Bad: Except when it threatens to cover you in 1000 year old garbage.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-06-2008 16:44

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Good one...

Good: Hot women still exist in the 31st century.

Bad: Sometimes they only have one eye.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-06-2008 21:01

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Good: People haven't forgotten the ancient texts of the Bible and will build arks, just in case of catastrophic flood.

Bad: They're gay and fill the ark with same sex animals.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-06-2008 22:50

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Good: Suicide booths will offer to kill you "quick & painless"

Bad: Their voice recognition software sucks, and they'll probably default to the "slow & horrible" setting.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-08-2008 19:37

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Good: Suicide booths (I figure it would be good when you're old an useless, just get your kids to wheel you down there - problem solved).

Bad: If you travel back in time you'll get them mixed up with street corner telephone parlours.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-08-2008 21:09

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Good: People from the past can be frozen and get thawed & reanimated in the future.

Bad: If they're suffering from an incurable disease (say...boneitis), they might forget to get cured.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-09-2008 11:01

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Good: Caffeinated bacon

Bad: Baconated grapefruit.

Torgo

Delivery Boy

Since: Dec 2007

posted 05-09-2008 11:30

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quote:
Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
Good: Caffeinated bacon
Bad: Baconated grapefruit.

Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it.

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seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-09-2008 12:34

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Good: You'll never go hungry in the future, there's lots of Soylent food available.

Bad: IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!

hobbitboy

Bending Unit

Since: Jan 2006

posted 05-11-2008 00:33

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Good: They're almost certainly people you don't know.

Bad: The people they soylentize aren't neccessarily the ones who deserve it.

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"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-11-2008 00:47

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Famous Quote: "They can make people into Soylent Green, and yet Paris Hilton still lives..."

Good: There IS Extraterrestrial life after all.

Bad: Sometimes they're really stupid or angry for no reason...

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-11-2008 09:35

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Good: Tar dolphins

Bad: Tar sharks

(I know that neither actually exists btw.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-11-2008 13:50

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Good: Space travel is easy.

Bad: Occassionally, you'll run into a space cow.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-11-2008 14:05

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quote:
Originally posted by Torgo:
Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it.

I make my own, it isn't good.

hobbitboy

Bending Unit

Since: Jan 2006

posted 05-12-2008 01:42

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Good: If they do actually exist, space cows are not extinct.

Bad: Normal (ie Earth) cows are (according to Amy).

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-12-2008 02:24

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Good: Owls still exist in the 31st century.

Bad: They're the 31st century equivalent of rats & pigeons.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 05-12-2008 15:03

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Good: Centaurs exist.

Bad: You'll just lose your money betting on their races.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 05-12-2008 19:08

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Good: Limboing is now an olympic sport.

Bad: Unless you're Barbados Slim, you'll need a body redistribution suit to enter.

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