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Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 14:28 |
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Good: Living in your robot friend's enormous closet.Bad: Being kept awake by squeaking robot neighbours playing cards.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-11-2008 16:18 |
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Good: Amazonian women who only want sex & lots of it.Bad: Having to listen to "Tonk look fat? No, Tonk not look fat"...
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Frisco17
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-11-2008 21:22 |
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Good: Miniature fruit salad trees.Bad: Watch your step.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 23:04 |
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Good: You get a free hat if you go to the brain slug planet.Bad: It's a brain slug.
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x.Bianca.x
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 03:47 |
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Good: Big pink chewing gumBad: Too bad its full of bones
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 09:40 |
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Good: You can deter brain slugs by using garlic shampoo.Bad: Your hair will smell of garlic.
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-14-2008 16:08 |
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Good: Pets who are actually intelligent space creatures.Bad: Their poop weighs more than 1000 suns.
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Frisco17
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-14-2008 20:29 |
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Good: Voter apathy party.Bad: If you express any intrest in joining you'll be turned away.
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-15-2008 16:36 |
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Good: The Nuetral Planet, filled with "Nuetrals".Bad: Zapp hates nuetrals, and will blow up the planet, given 1/2 a chance. "What makes a man turn nuetral?"
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 11:53 |
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Good: Leela's wristlojackomater has tetris.Bad: To play it you'll need to be near her sweaty wrist.
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CalculonsTalent
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 12:01 |
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quote: Originally posted by FryBender4: GOOD: video mail on some things so you dont have to read those stupid thingsBAD: bad janitors(scruffy)
I resent that...Scruffy is a great janitor
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CalculonsTalent
 Crustacean
 
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 12:07 |
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quote: Originally posted by x.Bianca.x: Good: You can date celebritys donloaded onto blank robots.Bad: A swarm evil of lucy luis could kick your ass
OR... Good: You can date any celebrity you want by downloading them onto a blank robot. Bad: Civilization will come to an end when everyone is busy making out with their robots. Good: A man can live underwater in Atlanta and marry a beautiful mermaid. Bad: She just isn't the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the human part on bottom. [This message has been edited by CalculonsTalent (edited 04-17-2008).]
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Writer unit32
 Professor
   
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 04-17-2008 13:16 |
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Good: Utopian themes.Bad: Dystopian themes.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 20:50 |
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Good: Dystopian themesBad: Utopian themes (I pulled the old switcheroo)
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Nicky boy
 Starship Captain
  
Since: Dec 2006
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posted 04-18-2008 15:44 |
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Good: there are aliens and robotsBad: most of them are evil and crazy
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 17:32 |
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Good: Robots drink alcohol to power up their batteries.Bad: They won't share their beers with you.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 17:33 |
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Good: Human's can get the power to control sea creaturesBad: It doesn't work on Zoidberg
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 17:45 |
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Good: It's possible to gain super powers.Bad: They don't last without "funky fresh cream".
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 17:48 |
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Good: There's snu-snuBad: There's death by snu-snu
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 20:10 |
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Good: Being a Millionaire, like AmyBad: Having to deal with parents, like Amy
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 20:14 |
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Good: Hobo's a fun loving people who love riding the railsBad: Then there's Zoidberg...
------------------ WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:07 |
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Good: Hippies exist.Bad: They still smell, and eating one makes you think "your hands can touch everything but themselves".
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:34 |
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You cant beat a good riff:Good: Hippies exist Bad: Existing is still about all they do.
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 00:02 |
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Once more...Good: Hippies exist. Bad: They taught a lion to eat tofu.
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ShepherdofShark
 Bending Unit
  
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 06:01 |
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Good: Being disembodied is no longer fatal.Bad: Your crazy nephew will want to graft a laser cannon to your chest.
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 13:13 |
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Good: There is life on other planets.Bad: Sometimes other planets get angry at us, and want to invade & conquer Earth. Luckily, most are so stupid that they continually fail.
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ShepherdofShark
 Bending Unit
  
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:38 |
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Good: $300 hookerbotsBad: $1 hookerbots
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 19:45 |
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Riffing...Good: $300 Hookerbots Bad: Not enough robot Viagra
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CalculonsTalent
 Crustacean
 
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-22-2008 23:33 |
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Good: Medical science has come a long way.Bad: People like Zoidberg can get their medical license.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-23-2008 00:25 |
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Riffing...Good: Doctors are still well though of as top flight professionals. Bad: Then there's Dr. Zoidberg...
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 15:09 |
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Good: You can create parallel universes.Bad: When you create a parallel universe, it's almost always populated by evil twins.
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Frisco17
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 22:28 |
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Good: They're not always evil.Bad: They're usually alot luckier than you. (Unless you're talking to Archonix)
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 03:38 |
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Good: Pirate & Leprechan Parallel UniversesBad: Bender will steal the treasures.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 15:28 |
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Good: Great shows like Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.Bad: It will go downhill after season 3.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 17:32 |
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Good: the Earthican army is formidable.Bad: Zapp Brannigan is in charge.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 12:11 |
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Good: You can travel back in time using a microwave and a supernova.Bad: After the journey, your popcorn will be less popped than ever.
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 12:48 |
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Good: Fish can now walk on land, thanks to Professor Wernstrom.Bad: He forgot about Piranhas.
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ShepherdofShark
 Bending Unit
  
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 13:39 |
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Good: Killbots don't agree with senseless violence.Bad: They're still Killbots. (Congrats on making Liquid Emperor SJ, can I drink you now and take your thrown and status?)
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seattlejohn01
 Liquid Emperor
    
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 18:28 |
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Good: Decapodians are gentle creatures...Bad: unless they feel the need to mate. (Thanks, SOS; post 30 times a day like me, and you'll be a Liquid Emperor lickety split...) [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-30-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
 Bending Unit
  
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-01-2008 13:55 |
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Good: Decapodian parents will let you go to medical school.Bad: They'll be disappointed that you've given up on your dream of being a comedian.
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