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Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-04-2008 21:52 |
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Good: Bigfoot really exists.Bad: Humans are hunted for their noses.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 00:54 |
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Good: Lrrrrr & Nnndndnd finally rekindled their romance.Bad: You better back up to a safe distance...
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 08:41 |
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Good: The year is a week longer.Bad: It's robot party week (imagine the carnage)
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Torgo
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Since: Dec 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 11:35 |
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quote: Originally posted by seattlejohn01: Good: You can make friends with aliens, mutants & robots in the 31st century.Bad: They look like Zoidberg, Leela & Bender.
What's bad about that?
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 17:01 |
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Good: If you get frozen & wake up in the future, you can leech off your distant relatives.Bad: If they're old, they'll look to you for organ transplants.
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-05-2008 21:29 |
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Good: No matter how clumsy you are, you can get a job based on your blood type.Bad: If something goes wrong bring back the blood.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 04:37 |
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Good: Space travel is possible. Bad: There be SPACE PIRATES!
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 11:28 |
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Riffing seattlejohn01, I'm afraid.Good: You might be a Space Pirate. Bad: Too late you'll realise that your children are your only real treasures.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 13:14 |
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Good: The Planet Express ship is very fast.Bad: If at top speed, you can't make it go faster, even if you rub the engine with Cheetah blood.
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-06-2008 21:35 |
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Good: The Planet Express Ship has it's own lion.Bad: It didn't originaly have a cage.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 23:58 |
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Good: In a pinch, Bender can distract the Planet Express ship.Bad: She wants to merge their programming together... [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-07-2008).]
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x.Bianca.x
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 03:19 |
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Good: You can date celebritys donloaded onto blank robots.Bad: A swarm evil of lucy luis could kick your ass
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 06:57 |
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Good: Bender's aerosol makes his antenna smell nice.Bad: It's killing the turtles.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:33 |
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Good: Bender's antenna can signal incoming e-mail or phone messages.Bad: It totally screws up TV reception.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:35 |
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Good: Kif already knows how to be a true gentleman.Bad: Zapp thinks he can do a better job and tells Kif what to do.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:54 |
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Good: Turtles still exist in the 31st century.Bad: They have to be rescued if they're turned on their backs (according to Bender).
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 17:42 |
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Good: Turtles can flee to the Netherlands if necessary.Bad: Windmills will never work that way.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 19:52 |
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Good: Bigfoot has been proven to exist.Bad: He's kind of a voyeur (watching Lrrrr & Nndndnd go at it).
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-07-2008 20:23 |
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Good: The Toothfairy exists.Bad: He's head of the FBI.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:26 |
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Good: News everyoneBad: News nobody (apologies if this has already been done)
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:31 |
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Good: There's Snu-SnuBad: On Amazonia men are sentenced to death by snu-snu
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:37 |
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Good: People still care about animal rights.Bad: They teach lions to eat tofu.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 00:41 |
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Riffing here...Good: People care about "every living creature" Bad: These people are all like Free Waterfall Jr.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-08-2008 10:56 |
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Good: The mission is just collecting honey, ordinary honey.Bad: This is no ordinary honey.
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-08-2008 21:38 |
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Good: You can get a super collider at Pi-kea.Bad: The super collider will super-explode.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 22:50 |
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Good: Pi-kea robots deliver themselves.Bad: Their wheels can fall off & their racks will slide off their pegs.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 13:02 |
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Good: Anti-depressants are gummyBad: They don't work
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 13:45 |
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Good: You don't have to go on job interviews anymore.Bad: You have to have a "career chip" implanted in your hand.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 17:22 |
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Good: Killbots have a preset kill limit, so they cant kill everyone.Bad: They can always build more killbots.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 17:37 |
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Good: Old people simply disappear at age 140.Bad: They're taking up space on the near death star.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 18:16 |
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Good: Crack is available from vending machines (but maybe this is also bad)Bad: They can still hold out on you.
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Torgo
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Since: Dec 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 18:56 |
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quote: Originally posted by Frisco17: Good: People can live forever as heads in jars.Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.
Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars. Good: Jars can be broken. ------------------
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 19:22 |
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So similar to other posts but:Good: Snu-snu Bad: Crushed pelvises
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 21:30 |
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quote: Originally posted by ShepherdofShark: Good: Crack is available from vending machines (but maybe this is also bad)Bad: They can still hold out on you.
Riffing... Good: Crack is still available in the future. Bad: They're such good drug dealers that they'll warm up the crack pipe for you...
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Frisco17
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-09-2008 22:04 |
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quote: Originally posted by Torgo: Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.Good: Jars can be broken.
YES!! Simply amazing.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 22:09 |
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Good: You can buy gills that will allow you to breathe under water.Bad: You'll have to sell your lungs to afford it, and the gills will be here next week.
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x.Bianca.x
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 04:10 |
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Good: TV has better resolution than the real world.Bad: If you get out of the house for a while, aliens will probably blow up your sandcastle.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 12:54 |
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Good: Anyone can become a Super HeroBad: You need Miracle Cream, and Dr. Zoidberg didn't buy enough of it.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 21:02 |
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Good: Take-out places on the tube network.Bad: Penniless lobsters will hold up the line.
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 22:08 |
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Good: A go-go 80's guy got unfrozen, and is ready to "run things right".Bad: He's got Bone-itis, and didn't bother to get cured.
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