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Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life
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PazuzuJr
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Oct 2006
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posted 02-15-2008 12:29 |
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Good: Still PizzaBad: No anchovies
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-15-2008 22:35 |
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Good: Robot Nixon is president.Bad: Robot Nixon is president.
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 14:51 |
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Good: There's a machine that can make you sound like the Professor.
Bad: It lags when the Professor uses it.
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Sedna
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 02-18-2008 20:45 |
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Good: Get to work in three seconds when you need to.Bad: The DMV will still take like nine damn seconds. [yeah, stolen from a Dane Cook joke]
- Good: Find and sell a delicious off-world snack and you can be a millionaire. Bad: You won't still have the $$ by the next episode. Ugly: You may have eaten alien babies if you ate what you were selling.
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prankster235
Crustacean
 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 02-24-2008 13:45 |
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good:you can go to robot hell.
bad:cubert [This message has been edited by prankster235 (edited 02-24-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 20:55 |
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Good: You can actually go into the interent.Bad: It's still full of adds. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-24-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-10-2008 03:10 |
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Good: You can be frozen & wake up in the future.Bad: People like Zapp Branigan are still around.
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 03-10-2008 04:55 |
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Good: People can get super powers from the cream Dr.Zoidberg supplies when building something you got from πkiaBad: You can't help telling your mutant parents that you're a superhero
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-10-2008 18:52 |
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Good: Aparently Jedi are real in the future.Bad: Chances are you're not one of em. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 03-28-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-10-2008 18:55 |
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Riff on Dr. Bender Nye...Good: You can get Super Powers from Dr. Zoidberg's cream. Bad: You can't control Dr. Zoidberg...
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-11-2008 20:01 |
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Good:when people are in the jars for heads and they chase you they cant any moreBad: those people would still be alive
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-11-2008 21:47 |
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Good: Robots exist in the future to do busy work that people don't want to do.Bad: Robots can be as lazy as Bender; busy work still doesn't get done.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 05:18 |
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Good: You can travel to other planets and meet aliens.Bad: the aliens can blow you up with their lasers
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 12:27 |
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Good: You might (although it's unlikely) have a pet that excretes starship fuel.Bad: Feeding him costs a fortune.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 17:58 |
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Good: You have no Delta brain waves, which means you're impervious to the Brain Spawn's mental attack & can save the world.Bad: It came from you being your own Grandfather, which means you're limited mentally & can never get Leela to truly love you.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 19:20 |
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Good: You get blinded by a master chef and he takes care of dinner for you.Bad: When he says im 'taking care' of dinner, he means, im going to make dinner for you, and then you end up with a $1200 check or bill depending on how you wanna put it, i dont know how americans work... [This message has been edited by x.Bianca.x (edited 03-28-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 19:56 |
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Good: The extinction of anchovies (they never grew on me)Bad: The extinction of the cow.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 20:26 |
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Good: XMAS is still a holiday.Bad: XMAS pine tress are extinct & everyone uses palm trees instead.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-28-2008 21:04 |
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(Shamelessly leeching off seattlejohn)Good: XMAS is still a holiday. Bad: You're likely to be killed.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 02:20 |
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(Shamelessly leeching back)Good: Santa Claws exists in the 31st Century. Bad: No one is on his good list except Dr. Zoidberg.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-29-2008 03:54 |
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Good: Peddle-powered flying cycles exist.Bad: Using one makes you an easy target for Robot Santa's bicycle-gun.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 04:12 |
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Good: If you have a terminal disease, you can get frozen & wake up in the future.Bad: You could forget to get cured & still die from it (ex - Bone-itis)
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-29-2008 20:28 |
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Technically the freezing thing is a good thing about the present. However:Good: Nude hot-tubbing on Freedom Day. Bad: Being unable to prosecute for being intentionally injured on Freedom Day.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 20:34 |
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Good: All human ghosts are dead.Bad: Robot ghosts might not be.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 01:55 |
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Good: Pool water in a packet.Bad: Nibbler drinking it releases poisonous Chorine gas.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 21:28 |
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Good: Earth has incredibly powerful super-weapons.Bad: They're under the command of an idiot.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 23:05 |
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Good: The idiot (Zapp) has an assistant (Kif) that's highly competent.Bad: His opinions & counsel are consistently ignored, meaning Earth is continually doomed whenever in trouble.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 12:52 |
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Good: There's a planet that's all women.Bad: They're all enormous!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 14:09 |
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Riffing on SheperdofSharks response (Great Name, by the way)...Good: On that planet, they love Snu Snu! Bad: It's a death sentence; death by Snu Snu!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 15:06 |
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Good: Death has been conquered - you can always carry on your life as a head in a jar.Bad: You're just a head in a jar.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 19:56 |
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Good: Basketball still exists.Bad: It's played by the Globetrotters, who will publically challenge you to a game, for sole purposes of humiliation & at no stakes, and will call a press conference to call you a "jive sucker" if they think you're hesitating...
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 20:30 |
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Good: Baseball is dead.Bad: Blurnsball looks pretty much the same (but much funnier, so I guess it's not that bad)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 20:49 |
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Good: Eating cronitons can make you grow into a giant with super strength, without steroids.Bad: Harvesting cronitons rips apart the universe & causes time to skip.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 13:13 |
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Good: The 7th inning grope.Bad: The 7th inning grope. (I guess it depends who you're groping)
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 04-04-2008 13:16 |
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Good: Morbo on the newsBad: He will destroy you
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 13:26 |
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Good: 20th/21st century TV is dead.Bad: Obsessive aliens from 1000 light years away will inevitably remind you of it.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 16:46 |
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Good: You can make friends with aliens, mutants & robots in the 31st century.Bad: They look like Zoidberg, Leela & Bender.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 16:53 |
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Good: There are fun alien languages to decode!Bad: Some of them are TOO HARD!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 18:10 |
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Good: Ultra-porn.Bad: You have to be really old to rent it (or have a fake ID)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:20 |
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Good: You can travel to another planet in a spaceship in the 31st century.Bad: Your crew members are (as Mr. Wong says) "one eye, lobster mooch & talking trash can".
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