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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 02-22-2008 22:26 |
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260: The only way to knock a huge ball of rotting garbage out of a collision path with Earth is with another huge ball of rotting garbage.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-23-2008 01:04 |
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259: a hat full of milk can turn into yogurt if not properly attended
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-23-2008 02:14 |
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258: Bender has a "patriotism cicuit" that can be activated in times of emergency.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-23-2008 17:34 |
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257: Kill-bots have a pre-set kill level
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
 Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-23-2008 18:32 |
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256: Old people are still just real old in the future; no matter if they are eighty or one hundred and sixty years young (you may be able to "live forever" in the future, but it doesn't give one a vibrant existence- just old, old, old and decrepit!!!).255: No matter how old an old person is in the future, they still like wearing their pajamas all day and wharever they go!! [This message has been edited by HYPNoBRECKY (edited 02-23-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-23-2008 21:17 |
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254: You have to be over 54 to rent ulta-porn.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-23-2008 22:04 |
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253: Only non-robots can resist a blast of searing hot resin.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 02-24-2008 01:34 |
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252: No Leela, brains make people smart.
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 02:52 |
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251. If you come across two Omicronians making out, you want to retreat to a safe, 500 meter radius.250. A cigar-shop owner seduced Bender's sister, reducing her chances of making a suitable marriage.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 03:04 |
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249: At the time of the big bang, Nibblonians had been in existence for at least 16 years.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 12:43 |
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248: Across the street is a long way to go for making out
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 15:34 |
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247: The sole pupose of achieving anything is to impress the opposite sex.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 20:07 |
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246: And in some instances, the same sex (oh come on, you set me up for that)
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 20:51 |
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245: The Golden Globe is the Emmy of movie awards.244: Calculon respects Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 21:08 |
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quote:
Originally posted by tyraniak: (oh come on, you set me up for that)
Good one, Tyraniak; I was hoping someone would step up on that one.243: In a pinch, Bender can double as a hot water heater. [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 02-24-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 22:44 |
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242: Sylvester Stallone may or may not have died in a pit of tar241: The existence of both Tar Dolphins and Tar Sharks is still in question
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km73
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2007
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posted 02-25-2008 00:47 |
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240: When Fry wants to do fun stuff that'll kill him, Leela's against it.239: How many planets can there be?
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-25-2008 13:19 |
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238: Remember, Kif says," No glove- no love."[This message has been edited by HYPNoBRECKY (edited 02-25-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-25-2008 13:50 |
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237: Amy's father sees the Planet Express crew as "one eye, lobster mooch and talking trashcan".
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-25-2008 14:06 |
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236: On both Mars and Earth the best hemisphere is the Western hemisphere
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-25-2008 15:20 |
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235: Remember, sparks keep Bending Unit Robots warm in the 30th century.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-25-2008 15:21 |
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234: Never tell a 140 year old to "move forward, step into the light".[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 02-25-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-25-2008 20:55 |
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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
234: Never tell a 140 year old to "move forward, step into the light".
233: The Professor is 160. 232: Sharks don't look back, because the don't have necks. 231: Necks are for sheep.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-26-2008 00:36 |
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230: The term family can also be used for a company or a lesbian coven
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-26-2008 03:15 |
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229: The reason Bender is still single is because all the fine robot sisters are dating humans.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-26-2008 13:43 |
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228: Pitchomatic 5000 was just a modified howitzer
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-26-2008 14:18 |
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227: A sentence of "Death by Snu-Snu" results in death by crushed pelvis.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-06-2008 12:57 |
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226: A steak-house can fly like a bistro
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-06-2008 13:08 |
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225: Leela is way too picky; she wouldn't consider dating a pure energy being.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-06-2008 19:44 |
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224: Said energy being comes from a dimension big on musical theatre.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-07-2008 00:35 |
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223: Although Humans can survive powerful magnets, they're still defenseless against a stick to the back
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 05:00 |
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222: Bender is responsible for the "worst coma acting" ever.
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-07-2008 13:17 |
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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
227: A sentence of "Death by Snu-Snu" results in death by crushed pelvis.
221: Evidently, Death By Snu- snu, is a highly cherished "way to go" for human men in the 30th century(with a side order of trepidity)!!  [This message has been edited by HYPNoBRECKY (edited 03-07-2008).]
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 13:27 |
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221: "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston, is the most beautiful love song ever written.220: A cooler can be used as a handy wang coffin
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-07-2008 14:34 |
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219: To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes218: Talking Hump Syndrome (THS) affects many senior citizens
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-07-2008 15:31 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Frisco17:
224: Said energy being comes from a dimension big on musical theatre.
217: Bender's robotic gaydar comes in handy for Leela and Amy's dates... Said entity is gay and not looking to really grow a relationship with female human entities- just one night stands. [This message has been edited by HYPNoBRECKY (edited 03-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 16:00 |
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216: Bender can do no arm pushups.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-07-2008 22:14 |
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215: Bender is a worse actor than the extras in Godzilla movies.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 22:18 |
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214: Bender's acting is so bad that it may have given Calculon cancer.
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 23:13 |
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213: There is quite possibly no one on All My Circuits who does not have amnesia.
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