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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Nov 2006
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posted 02-01-2008 06:23 |
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398: The speed of light is not constant.397: The Metal Lord is my Metal Shepherd. 396: Beer breweries will always attract organised crime, even if the brewery is floating in deep space. 395: Robots can cry 394: There is only one good way of taking to the streets and it involves looting and arson.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-01-2008 20:06 |
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393: Salt wounds the HGBs!
392: Malakai Jr. couldn't hold on for much longer- he was too tired from hugging.
391: There's an atomic stockpile on Bender's ass.[This message has been edited by Futurama Llama (edited 02-01-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-01-2008 22:54 |
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390: A radio telescope isn't similar to a giant karaoke machine.389: The last human ghost died in the 2700s.
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kaotik4266
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2007
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posted 02-02-2008 23:46 |
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388: But robot ghosts are still around387 (re bobbot's #421): It can also do a star. 386: There's nothing between LaBarbara and Barbados Slim. They just happen to run into eachother every night. 385: Paradox-free time-trave is possible! 384: A time-paradox duplicate is always doomed
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-02-2008 23:53 |
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383: Yancy, stealing is wrong.382: According to a certian bending unit, stealing is a cool, cool crime. 381: Futurama sends us mixed messages.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-03-2008 01:22 |
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380: Y2k can contamunate a bologna sandwich
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 02-03-2008 03:42 |
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379. Destruct sequence 1A, 2B, 3C causes Bender's head to explode. Great, now everybody knows!378. George Takei has done enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 02-03-2008 04:50 |
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377: You can graft the engines of one ship onto a totally different ship and it will work.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-03-2008 22:43 |
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376: Futurama does not condone the cool crime of robery.375: The professor has "ape bones" in his basement.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-04-2008 17:27 |
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374: Calculators will turn into scud missles!
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-04-2008 20:29 |
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373: Aparently there were commies in the American Revolution.372: Al Gore is good with a baseball bat.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-05-2008 01:19 |
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371: Fry got his first name from a screwdriver
370: The Horse god may not exist
369: Jockeys like to do it in a suitcase[This message has been edited by tyraniak (edited 02-05-2008).]
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-05-2008 19:26 |
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368: Fry can do the septuple head spin.
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i_need_help
Delivery Boy
 Since: Apr 2004
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posted 02-05-2008 20:37 |
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367: When supernovas and chevy nova's explode they light up the night sky. 366: Suits that change shape are expensive to rent. 365: Comets are the icebergs of the sky. 364: Robots can get ass whiplash. 363: In the future there are tar dolphins and tar sharks. 362: Sexlexia is a a very serious learning disability.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-05-2008 20:46 |
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361: One eyed people are usually lazy carpenters or kids with BB guns.360: Fry's face can take alot of punishment.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-06-2008 17:16 |
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359: Fry needs to learn how to cool his jets.358: Leela needs to be nice.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-06-2008 20:46 |
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357: Cycloptic mutants suffer from lack of depth perception.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-06-2008 20:56 |
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356: Farnsworth doesn't know how to teach, he's a professor.355: Bender's hard drive contains fifty terabytes of porn.
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i_need_help
Delivery Boy
Since: Apr 2004
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posted 02-06-2008 21:21 |
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354. You can have caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit and Admiral Crunch for breakfast. 353: Big Pink the the gum with the breath-freshening power of ham, but it's mostly bones. 352: Bachelor chow now has flavor.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-08-2008 00:41 |
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351: We've all seen too many body bags and ballsacks
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-08-2008 22:49 |
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350: This is not a productive area of discussion.349: One in twelve people don't pass 20th century history. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-08-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-09-2008 01:43 |
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348: That's whatever it is you were talking about for you
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-09-2008 03:26 |
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347: Do NOT join Robotology, because if you don't follow every rule, you WILL end up in robot hell.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-09-2008 22:03 |
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346: Never trust people who don't wear pants.
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kaotik4266
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2007
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posted 02-09-2008 22:32 |
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345: That hundred dollars could have bought Al Gore ONE GALLON OF GAS!
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-09-2008 22:41 |
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344: Choosing between one parrot or 500 lizards is just as hard as choosing between 1 $300 hookerbot or 300 $1 hookerbots
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soylentOrange
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2005
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posted 02-09-2008 23:22 |
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343: By jackknifing from one comet to the next, you might just get some kind of gravity boost... or something.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-09-2008 23:26 |
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342: The electric snail is a stupid animal.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 02-10-2008 04:56 |
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341: Shells can have barcodes.
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chay's head
Urban Legend
Since: Jan 2004
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posted 02-10-2008 08:53 |
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340: Moon pie fight in mars bar.
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HYPNoBRECKY
Bending Unit
 Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-10-2008 09:24 |
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339: Don't bend over in front of Bender with money in your back pocket.  [This message has been edited by HYPNoBRECKY (edited 02-10-2008).]
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 02-10-2008 12:44 |
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338. Hermes would like to toss Nibbler in a sack, toss the sack into a river and hurl the river into space337. You can equalize the pressure in a submerged vessel by flushing the toilet 336. Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress! 335. You can reconfigure a ship's propulsion system with papier mache 334. We all miss our loved ones and gases 333. Bender stole his lucky shades from some lucky guy while his seeing-eye dog was taking a whizz
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 02-10-2008 13:00 |
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332: Electricity is a very serious addiction. 331: Whalers on the moon carry a harpoon!
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 15:17 |
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330: Judge Whitey likes Spas, Turkey dogs, and Ham with mayonaise
329: The robot mafia is surprisingly small in numbers and they always travel together as the entire robot mafia
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 21:24 |
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328: The Tooth Fairy is head of the FBI.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-10-2008 21:51 |
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327: clamps in the Robot Mafia likes using...The Clamps!
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soylentOrange
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 22:08 |
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326: robots can give blood, just not their own.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-11-2008 00:31 |
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325: Bender owns John Laroquette's spine
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 02-11-2008 17:03 |
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324: Drinking 100 cups of coffee can magically make you slow time down to a crawl...
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-11-2008 21:58 |
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323: Hermes doesn't like Horse Pepsi.322: Yoda is jewish.
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