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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-16-2008 21:56 |
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^ I think this guys has a fixation.467: In the British countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.
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km73
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-22-2008 22:18 |
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466: The PE crew didn't mind Bender's drinking, kleptomania or pornography ring, but the electricity abuse crossed the line.465: The Beta Romeo features an awful lot of eagle, but the luxury edition has even more.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-22-2008 22:29 |
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464: You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-23-2008 01:03 |
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463: If Fry died, there wouldn't be anybody to make Bender waffles just the way he likes them.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-23-2008 01:28 |
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462: The Professor was right about his previous crew not being as good as the one before it (see envelope titled "Contents of Space Wasp's Stomach" ).
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 01-23-2008 05:29 |
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461: The current crew is marginally better then the old crew.460: And the crew before that. 459: Planet Express ships used to be gray. 458: Neptune is populated by possibly gay elves [This message has been edited by Decapodian (edited 01-23-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-23-2008 21:15 |
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457: Thompsons still exist in the future although they have been converted to laser guns.456: Kyoto is an anagram of Tokyo.
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-23-2008 22:32 |
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455: Mars University will never beat Jupiter State, not with Amy's bent javelin.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-24-2008 04:13 |
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454: If Bender offers to cook for you, remember that his food kills plants, melts through floors and makes people's stomachs explode.
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PazuzuJr
Liquid Emperor
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 01-24-2008 17:27 |
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456: Never give out your e-mail adress
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-24-2008 19:00 |
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455: Fry knows how to make ice cream soup.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-24-2008 21:32 |
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454: Fry once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.453: Video games can actually make your eyeballs bleed. 452: Pigmy Rhinos don't really need your pin number to survive.
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-25-2008 20:33 |
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451: Honeycomb big, Yeah Yeah Yeah.
450: Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 01-25-2008 23:42 |
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449: It's not small? No no no.448: Bees explode 447: There are lightning storms on Neptune
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-26-2008 00:50 |
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446: Porno dealing monsters don't care what you think about them
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-26-2008 00:51 |
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445: Don't download celebrities off the internet; it hurts that celebrity head held captive.444: Professor Farnsworth is responsible for Earth's pollution problem. 443: Dark matter tankers in the future leak because they only have 6000 hulls; if only they'd installed 6001... 442: Beware of Martian dust storms; there's usually Martians riding Buggalos inside them. [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 01-28-2008).]
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-26-2008 14:48 |
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441: if you go to a planet with a lot more gravity don't put your tounge out to catch raindrops
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-26-2008 20:39 |
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440: Zapp's girtle can't handle high gravity.439: However Leela's bra can. 438: The Professor invented C-3PO.
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Javier Lopez
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2001
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posted 01-27-2008 07:53 |
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437: 6502 procesors are still arround.436: Robot units can wisthand thousands of years on standby no problem at all 435: TMA-2 is out of order
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-28-2008 11:38 |
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434: Bongs are used for speeding and slowing the passage of time.433: Pi Oil Brand saves lives.
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-28-2008 19:39 |
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432: The Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party-boarding.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-28-2008 22:14 |
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431: The Professor was still in diapers at age eight.430: Aparently putting Hitler's brain in the body of a shark is considered "wrong".
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-29-2008 17:24 |
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429: Kittens give Morbo gas.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-29-2008 19:03 |
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428: Don't ask Morbo to flash you; god knows what his shirt is hiding.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-29-2008 20:58 |
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427: Morbo's wife isn't a good cook.426: The can opener killed Bender's father.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-29-2008 21:35 |
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425: Wernstrom!
424: Zapp wants to see anything. Come on, even an armpit!
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-30-2008 00:55 |
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423: At some point, Ed Koch became a saint
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-30-2008 07:47 |
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422: Somehow, everyone didn't die on Jesus' second coming.
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bobbot
Bending Unit
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 01-30-2008 12:09 |
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421. Don't get excited kids, this thing has heart shaped nostrils.420. 420 is not just a universe.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-30-2008 15:24 |
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419: HGB does commercials.
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soylentOrange
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2005
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posted 01-30-2008 15:43 |
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418: whether they're waves or particles, photons are sweet and they go down smooth.[This message has been edited by soylentOrange (edited 01-30-2008).]
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-30-2008 17:45 |
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417: Dumping newspapers in craters isn't nice.
416: Nor is getting your head stuck in one.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-30-2008 22:08 |
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415: If you drink gravitons when young, you too can possibly grow a cannon in your chest.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-30-2008 22:11 |
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414: Sexy outfits cannot mess up the space time continuum.413: Wade Boggs goes down smooth. 412: Strip club walls never collapse more than once in the same day.
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-31-2008 03:05 |
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411. Milwaukee is the most romantic city on Earth.410. It's also the birthplace of Beer Goggles. 409. The right way to proposition a woman is say your two favourite things are commitment and changing yourself. 408. Robot Arms apartments have a "window bell" in addition to a door bell.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 01-31-2008 19:52 |
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407: 101010111!!406: The Doomsady Device is the Professor's most prized possession.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-31-2008 21:47 |
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405: Pretending to be girl scouts can get you past almost any guard.404: So can cheap robot costumes and hooded robes. 403: A comet without ice is like a space version of a Motel 6.
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wwe_fk
Bending Unit
Since: Jul 2005
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posted 02-01-2008 00:48 |
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402: you can't have charaters just annonce how they feel, it upsets dan castlaneta.
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NastyInThePasty
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-01-2008 00:56 |
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401: In the future, starving people get a sudden craving to eat their own shoes.
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SonicPanther
Professor
Since: Jun 2006
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posted 02-01-2008 01:39 |
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400: Shoe eating can also be a great way to pass time while locked in the laundry room.399: Globetrotter algebra is all razmatazz, except during the final minutes.
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