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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
 Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-06-2008 21:08 |
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545: Aparantly nobody doesn't like Molton Boron (sorry if this was said before i didn't actually read everything @_@)
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Box_420
Poppler
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-07-2008 00:28 |
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544: Broken microwave + Supernova = Time travel.
543: Aks and Xmas are proper grammer.
542: Benders full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
541: everythings better with a red pill.
540: Its possible to live more then a Lifetime.
539: NNY has an Owl problem.
538: some robots have Human Hearts.
P.S., My first Post!!!!
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km73
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-07-2008 03:04 |
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537: When skiing, don't forget to yell "Trees down!"536: An idea is a headache with pictures. 535: Hermes has to flush some things. [This message has been edited by km73 (edited 01-07-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
    
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-07-2008 12:50 |
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534: Calculators have a carry the two button
533: Robots don't say ye
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-07-2008 17:10 |
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532:Bed sores hurt.531:If you wanna score, you gotta fake that you're in love. Just look them in the eye, start crying, and say 'I've never been so happy'. 530:Bender finds shooting DNA at each other to make babies offensive.
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 01-07-2008 17:58 |
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529: Nibbloians fear they are cute. 528: Nibbloians believe Fry is the last hope of the universe!
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-07-2008 20:54 |
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527: Robot's are interested in sex only for the perversion.526: Screaming skulls are considered romantic.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-09-2008 21:51 |
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525: Robot hell is an actual place.524: Bender can run on Nutritious Mineral Oil...if he has to. 523: If you're a man, getting shot in the groin with a Z ray will hurt your sperm, but only the first time you're shot. 522: Rubbing Miracle Cream on yourself will give you many miraculous powers, but you can't command sea creatures. 521: Be careful with robot streetwalkers, they can be transvestites...
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 01-09-2008 21:59 |
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520. Hell is in New Jersey.519. Even if it takes an hour to write it wont take an hour to read.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-09-2008 22:15 |
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518: Superhero's cause alot of colateral damage.517: The most dangerous animal of them all is the Zookeeper. 516: The United States is part of the world.
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
Since: May 2006
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posted 01-09-2008 23:36 |
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515: Leela wants to see how it ends.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-10-2008 00:52 |
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514: Your music is bad and you should feel bad
513: Never buy 8 of anything
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 01:48 |
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512: The Planet of the Moochers' inhabitants' wallets are always in their other pants.511: Bender likes Fry's gut tender. 510: If you're a billion miles from nowhere, you'll probably only find a Howard Johnson's. 509: When Adlai blinks, he enjoys it. 508: By the end of the day, either Leela or Adlai is gonna have only one eye.
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kaotik4266
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 05:11 |
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507: The "Daily Growl" isn't a reputable journal of opinion.506: It doesn't matter how funny your apron is, Leela won't let you cook Nibbler. 505: Finding a pet who poops starship fuel is not as good as finding love. [This message has been edited by kaotik4266 (edited 01-10-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-10-2008 14:29 |
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504: I f a mobster gives you the kiss of death, they might just be gay
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bobbot
Bending Unit
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 14:41 |
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504/a. Only if they use their tongue just a little.
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AllForChocolate
Crustacean
Since: Nov 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 20:05 |
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503. Global Warming is caused by rotting corpses of sunbeams.502. The Native Martians are a proud bead-loving people. 501. It's considered bad form to kiss on your girlfriend's parents' planet.
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kaotik4266
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 20:46 |
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500: The western hemisphere of Mars is the best hemisphere.Whoo! Half way there!
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Quarma
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-10-2008 21:26 |
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499: Ted Turner trophies make islands sink.498: Caffiene speeds up evolution by millions of years. 497: Cigars work underwater, and can be used for arson.
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SonicPanther
Professor
Since: Jun 2006
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posted 01-10-2008 21:47 |
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496: Turtles much prefer the cool climate of Holland.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-10-2008 22:02 |
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495: The letter "T" looks like a man wearing a hat.494: The Zookeeper's lair is nicer than a cave. 493: Computers are twice as fast as they were in 1973.
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Quarma
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-11-2008 18:03 |
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492: Robots heads not only explode with paradozes, but with paying extra for your car!491: Books are released at least a millenium after their written. 490: Light is blunt.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 20:13 |
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489: Bender not only has "swarthy Latin charm", but can also speak in a "British" accent.
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 23:22 |
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488: Wade Boggs, goes down smooth.487: Planet Express is like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-12-2008 16:04 |
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486: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-12-2008 16:55 |
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485: conan O'brien lost his freakishly long legs in the war of 2012
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 01-12-2008 18:31 |
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484: It should've been Zoidberg who got caught on film eating the Poplers!
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Calvyn79
Crustacean
Since: Aug 2004
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posted 01-12-2008 20:16 |
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483: In the future, it is "Can I axe you a question?", not ASK... so funny...
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Calvyn79
Crustacean
Since: Aug 2004
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posted 01-12-2008 20:18 |
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482: Lottery tickets that smell like a mule are losing tickets.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-12-2008 22:27 |
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481: Mules are available for purchase on hangers.480: Sherpas are too. 479: The Nintendian's have three different kinds of ships. 478: The hubble telescope looks deceptively like an Omicronian cruiser.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-12-2008 23:37 |
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477: bone-itus is a funny name for a horrible disease
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-13-2008 22:08 |
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476: Thompson's Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-13-2008 22:19 |
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475: Karoke is the sure fire way back into a girls heart
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-14-2008 23:12 |
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474: The quickest way to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-15-2008 12:35 |
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473: Fry hates bottles.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-15-2008 22:37 |
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472: Morbo has serious funk.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-16-2008 00:50 |
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471: Apparently, Marta Stewart really knew how to use her ass
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 01-16-2008 01:52 |
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470: In the year 3000, Snoop Dogg is a Supreme Court Judge.*Only 300 to go to Professor!* [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 01-16-2008).]
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zoidberg770
Crustacean
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-16-2008 10:05 |
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469: Don't put metal in the microwave.
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-16-2008 18:31 |
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468: If you get raped like Fry then dont mention it to anyone
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