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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-10-2008 11:31 |
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-203: The classic Loch Ness Monster photo is actually a picture of the Planet Express ship.
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-10-2008 12:35 |
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-204: Signoids like to sleep in pizza ovens.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-10-2008 13:45 |
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-205: The Loch Ness Monster was just a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-10-2008 17:42 |
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-206: But it still draws a crowd.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-10-2008 17:46 |
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-207: Fry thinks Leelu will never be happy without him
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-10-2008 17:48 |
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-208: Explosions can not only burn off your hair without hurting you, but can change your voice as well.
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hobbitboy
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posted 05-11-2008 00:35 |
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-209: You don't have to change your voice much to fool Leela.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 00:43 |
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Nice new avatar, Hobbitboy...-210: While Super Miracle cream will give you super powers, you won't be able to command sea creatures.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 09:30 |
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-211: Screaming is exactly what the bomb wants you to do.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 09:58 |
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-212: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-11-2008 13:43 |
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-213: If you don't want to listen to Bender, hit the TV remote mute button.
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hobbitboy
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posted 05-12-2008 02:15 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-212: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants
-214: Zoidberg is willing to do what almost anyone wants, except when it conflicts with #-210 (above). quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Nice new avatar, Hobbitboy...
Thanks seattlejohn01. I liked the bee (and like Impossible's version even better) but I was also looking for a different and/or cool avatar. One of several ideas that I was considering for a custom avatar was Malachai Jnr (for the name/avatar resonance, because Shrimpkin is about as close to Hobbit as Futurama gets). But my own attempts at 'making' an avatar had been less than satisfactory. Then one day it occured to me to actually take a proper look through the available avatars and note down any that might be acceptable and the moment I saw this one I thought "WTF! Custom can wait. It's even facing the right way." And, voilą, there you go.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 05-12-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
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Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 02:20 |
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-215: Beware Bender when he's wearing sunglasses; he's either being controlled by a virus program or he's getting ready to cheat at cards.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 15:09 |
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-216: The data file is the correct answer to the "Robot Test" on Chapek 9.-217: The flower is also acceptable. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-12-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-12-2008 15:13 |
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-218: Leela can dance the robot better than Fry
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-12-2008 15:18 |
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-219: Bender doesn't know how either of them do it.-220: Robots enjoy a free blast of searing hot resin.
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-12-2008 19:02 |
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-221: Al Gore's head has ridden the mighty moon worm.
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hobbitboy
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posted 05-13-2008 05:49 |
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
-221: Al Gore's head has ridden the mighty moon worm.
-222: But before that he (Al Gore) was a taxi driver.
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-13-2008 11:54 |
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-223: Bender has a doomsday device permanently attached in his body cavity.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-13-2008 16:18 |
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-224: the word to activate it is a word that bender almost never uses
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-13-2008 16:20 |
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-225: The word to activate the bomb used to be "ass", as in "bite my shiny metal ass".
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-13-2008 16:21 |
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-226: Soon this topic will close and we need a new name-227: Seymour_My_Hero has no suggestions
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-13-2008 17:13 |
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-228: What about "1000 things we'd like to learn" or "1000 things we'd like to see in Futurama"?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-13-2008 18:25 |
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-229: Or 1000 Useless Facts About Futurama-230: -254 and still counting! (Another idea :P) -231: A Big Box of Learning: 1000 Fun Facts
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-13-2008 19:10 |
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-232: CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?-233: We need to keep the numbers though, let's just have them go up from whatever number it ends on. -234: (Additional) I figure it works if you can try to link this thread to the Brain Spawn, cause they're trying to learn things.... those bastards, actually we could call it "Get there before the brains do", if you like. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-13-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-13-2008 21:03 |
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-235: That gives me an idea for a page title "They're trying to learn things, those bastards!"-1000 Facts
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-13-2008 21:24 |
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-236: The next thread doesn't have to have a fact limit.-237: I don't think it should have a fact limit (except the 20 page end, just as God intended). -238: Without a fact limit we might finally succeed in our mission to understand and destroy the universe.
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-14-2008 00:55 |
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-239: Just like the infosphere...
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-14-2008 07:16 |
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-240: Infosphere 2.0, another idea for a title.
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-14-2008 08:04 |
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-241: The title should definitely contain the word "infosphere".
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hobbitboy
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posted 05-14-2008 09:27 |
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-242: "20 more pages of things to learn." is a possible title for the next thread in this vein.------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 05-14-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-14-2008 11:31 |
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-243: So far my favourite is "They're trying to learn things, those bastards!" (just don't need the 1000 fact limit).-244: My second fav is my own "CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?" -245: Anchovie oil will lubricate robots permanently (thought we were losing sight of what the thread is for).
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-14-2008 11:36 |
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-246: Fry would rather eat dead fish than use it to make billions of dollars.
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-14-2008 14:41 |
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-247: Fry's secret PIN is the same as the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Panucci's-248: 1077
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-14-2008 21:06 |
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-249: Saying "anchovies" repeatedly destroys Pizza Robots
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Frisco17
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posted 05-14-2008 21:28 |
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-250: Getting yourself blown up is a great way to get chicks.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-14-2008 21:29 |
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-251: If your friend is killed by a space bee sting, you will go insane with guilt.-252: Only too find out YOU were in a coma!
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Frisco17
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posted 05-14-2008 22:27 |
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-253: And that it wasn't guilt. 
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-14-2008 22:59 |
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-254: Unbelievably, Space Bees make BOTH honey and jelly.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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posted 05-15-2008 07:23 |
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-255: Fry can't swim in jelly as far as he knows.
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