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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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ShepherdofShark
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posted 05-03-2008 11:21 |
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-144: Comets are the icebergs of the sky.-145: By jack-knifing from one comet to another you might get some kind of gravity boost.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-03-2008 12:10 |
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-146: People yell at Zoidberg to put on pants.-147: At funerals, according to Bender, everything should be louder and sadder!
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winna
Space Pope
 
Since: May 2001
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posted 05-03-2008 13:18 |
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-148: Alien babes.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-03-2008 21:26 |
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-149 Bender likes Kenny Loggins
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 05:14 |
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-150: If you work for the central bureaucracy you can be posthumously demoted.
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Turanga, A
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Since: May 2006
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posted 05-04-2008 06:12 |
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-151 Solid gold death stars have "Acilles Vents"-152 Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 10:32 |
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-153: You can buy the Milky Way on eBay.-154: Professor thinks orphans are cooler than Dwight and Cubert.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 15:25 |
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-155: Ebay in the future takes cashier's checks.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 15:44 |
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-156: The being of inconceivable horror has an eBay account.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 16:06 |
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-157: Galaxies are for sale on ebay in the future.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 16:29 |
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-158: You don't want to be old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!!!
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:04 |
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-159: Nerds like David X. Cohen can be found at eBay.com
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:30 |
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-160: A head's ultimate goal in the head museum is to be in the front row.-161: Looking after Narwhals is good experience for working in the head museum. -162: Bender catches cronitons with his mouth.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:42 |
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-163: Bender can be a pepper grinder-164: The essence of pure flavor is water
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 20:05 |
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-165: Collecting cronitons will cause the galaxy to tear & rupture.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 22:10 |
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-166: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar-167: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 22:25 |
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-168: Bender's self destruct code is 1A, 2B,3 BOOM!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 09:33 |
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-169: James Doohan can't yodel.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 11:52 |
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-170: Welshie was brought in to replace James Doohan when the Star Trek cast decided to do musical reunions in the 22nd century.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 14:22 |
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-171: Even in the future the old Star Trek rule still applies: if you want to survive an away mission, don't wear a red sweater.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 15:24 |
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-172: The Star Trek actors will give up a paradise (rums: regular & spiced, etc) to avoid only 1 annoying Star Trek fan.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-05-2008 21:18 |
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-173: George Forman envies the dead.[This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 05-05-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 21:52 |
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-174: Rich Little's head still does Howard Cosell impressions in the future.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 07:26 |
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-175: He's just a simple, country hyper chicken
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-06-2008 12:34 |
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riffing...-176: who's under arrest for "that thar in-com-petence".
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 16:05 |
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-177: Ambergris: Noun; a grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been ShepherdofShark, your guide to the world of facts.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-06-2008 16:49 |
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-178: The Planet Express medical plan only covers one type of shell replacement for Zoidberg; an all white shell with a bar code on it.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 18:32 |
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-179: That one's like a summer guy!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-06-2008 18:41 |
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-180: Zapp Brannigan is so hard up that he'll settle for seeing a woman's elbow.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-06-2008 19:27 |
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-181: Zapp has seen Linda's breasts.-182: Linda has seen whatever Morbo has on his chest.
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seattlejohn01
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posted 05-06-2008 22:53 |
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-183: If you don't want to die by snu snu, Zapp will think you're gay.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 13:06 |
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-184: Zapp's quarters on the Nimbus are also known as the Lovenasium.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 15:53 |
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-185: Rubbing Cheetah blood on the Planet Express ship engine won't make it go faster.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 19:41 |
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-186: 9, 10, a big fat hen. -187: His name was Bender. -188: Bender wants to drift through the American southwest
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 20:25 |
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-189: Unlike other indian civilizations, Martians DO have a sense of possession.
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 11:11 |
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-190: You can tell a NNY tourist by how they exit the tubes.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-09-2008 12:35 |
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-191: When logging onto the internet, you can actually walk down it's streets.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 22:11 |
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-192: Bayside Beans, they're the beaniest!-193: Bender has always wanted to be a folk singer. -194: Fire indeed hot! -195: Every animal, robot, and some trees show the delta brainwave. -196: Tonight they are slaves to nobody, except the rhythm. -197: If you spray paint a building to say "Bender Lives Large and Kicks Ass", and then destroy it, it will say, "Bender Licks Ass" -198: Santa Clause is friends with Jesus. -199: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a muncha buncha cruncha human fun. -200: Soylent cola varies from person to person.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-10-2008 04:27 |
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-201: Dr. Farnsworth likes Soylent cola.
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hobbitboy
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Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-10-2008 06:18 |
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-202: In the thrity-first century the internet is still primarily about porn.------------------
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