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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 23:53 |
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-92: The grand midwife will do the exact same birthing ceremony, regardless of whether your smyzmar shows up or not.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 11:04 |
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-93: Femputer doesn't like to be hit------------------
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 13:12 |
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-94: Femputer is actually a fembot.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 14:14 |
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-95: The men who last arrived on Amazonia died of crush pelvises.------------------
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 15:00 |
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-96: Amazonians are catagorized into beautiful women, petite women & large women.
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limegreenaffair
Delivery Boy
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 19:30 |
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-97. Bender's serial number is 2716057.[This message has been edited by limegreenaffair (edited 04-19-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 19:38 |
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-98: Amazonians think Kif looks like a "little green kissy man"[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-20-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 20:58 |
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-99: Commercials are transmitted though your dreams-100: Love relations don't work between humans and mermaids.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 22:23 |
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-101: If you can't breathe underwater, a mermaid will give you a breathing device.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 05:58 |
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-102: Caffeine speeds up the process of evolving into mermaids.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 10:43 |
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-103: One Hundred cups of coffee gives you super sonic speed
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 13:03 |
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-104: He/she who rides a Buggalo is considered to be "special"
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:50 |
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-105: You're always welcome at Ranch O'Zoidberg
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 20:10 |
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-106: The wongs hate Zoidberg; his nickname with them is "Lobster Mooch".
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 21:33 |
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-107: There are somethings Bender can only express through dance
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 21:57 |
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-108: Bender can deal cards without using his hands...by dealing them with his mouth.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 17:07 |
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-109: Amy doesn't check her messages very often
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 17:56 |
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-110: The Nibblonian race is 17 years older than the universe.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 22:17 |
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-111: Amy has dated numerous people named Armondo Cruz.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 03:42 |
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-112: Per Nibbler, all religions are wrong.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 15:11 |
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-113: Using Spaceship engines to dry your hair gives you great lift.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 17:38 |
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-114: Fry has no problem sleeping with his relatives.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 14:24 |
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-115: Fry makes his own hair gel.-116: According to Calculon, bad acting can give you cancer.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 15:00 |
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-117: Unlike humans, child robot actors need to have puberty installed.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 12:04 |
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-118: Sharks don't look back, cause they don't have necks.-119: Necks are for sheep.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 12:49 |
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-120: There are only 2 kinds of people: sheep & sharks.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 13:32 |
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-121: Zoidberg isn't sure which out of sheep or sharks is the one people like to hug.-122: "Which is the one people like to hug?" is a gutsy question. -123: According to that guy, Zoidberg is a shark. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-01-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 13:43 |
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-124: Even sheep are mesmerized by the hypnotoad-125: Even giant brains aren't smart sometimes
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 18:24 |
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-126: According to "that 80's guy", there's only one reason to advertise...to grow the "brand".
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-01-2008 14:03 |
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-127: Nibbler sometimes worries that the Nibblonians are cute.-128: The Scooty Puff Jnr sucks. -129: The Scooty Puff Snr is much better than the Scooty Puff Jnr.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 17:51 |
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-130: All the equiptment Fry is given to fight wars or travel in space by himself have the same wind up theme song - "Pop Goes The Weasel".
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 12:07 |
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-131: The moon has an emperor.-132: Al Gore invented the environment.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 13:46 |
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-133: In the 31st century, gas costs $100/gallon.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 14:03 |
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-134: Martian phone numbers contain letters of the Greek alphabet.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 14:25 |
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-135: Robots can actually be made to resemble fat humans.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 15:56 |
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-136: Leela and Lars don't want to see it make a star!-137: Naked aliens like calling people "doo-doo heads". -138: If you are a villain, always wear a doom proof platinum vest.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 16:01 |
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-139: Any nudist villain should consider wearing doom-proof pants.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 16:50 |
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-140: Bender likes hanging out with previous time copies of himself.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 16:59 |
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-141: Twelve baby humans = Twelve hundred wing wangs.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-03-2008 09:51 |
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-142: Bender doesn't realize that kids have names-143: Albert weighs about 40 pounds
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