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-35: If youre a people-person you could drink a can of soylent cola, followed by a heaping helpful of soylent chow.


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-36: Fry has, what the Robot Devil's old music teacher calls, stupid hands

-37: 2008 is the year of the suicide booth.


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-38: Some muggers let their robot do the dirty work.


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-39: Starships run on dark matter, which can be found in the poop of Nibblonians.


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-40: Winners don't use drugs.


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-41: Hypnotism is for losers with big creepy eyebrows

-42: Saying "anchovies" repeatedly messes up pizza making robots


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-43: Signoids make pizza with things...swarms of things.


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-44: Fry dropped out of Coney Island Community College


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-45: Severely reduced pay is better than nothing.


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-46: Fry loves invisible dogs

-47: Pooping is not allowed at pet show award assemblies

-48: Soylent Chow, the dog food made of dogs.


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-49: Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.


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-50: Mittens the kitten learned a very valuble lesson.


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-51: College in the 20th Century is now considered at the same level as High School now.


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-52: Dirt doesn't need luck

-53: You don't have to like whales to be a whale biologist.

-54: Life is tough being a fembot living in a manbot manputer's world


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-55: People keep yelling at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-56: The Big Brain is the greetest and is leaving for no raisin!


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-57: All human ghosts are dead.

-58: Putting Hitler's brain in a great white shark is going too far.


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-59: Superking is the best one of the three.

-60: Bender hates the things the other guys support.


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-61: Bender would have used the name 'El Zilcho' if he had thought of it at the time.


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-62: Cloberella beats you up.

-63: The most dangerous animal of all is the Zookeeper.

-64: 11>4


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-65: Bender cant get up off his back unless he's slightly on his side

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-66: Bender's special powers are his extendible arms & being able to open his chest cavity door at will.


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-67: Bender's chest is reflective when it needs to be

-68: Beavers mate for life


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-69: Nibblonians celebrate with "the feast of 1000 hams".


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-70: Leela thinks the gorillas the elves made were OK.

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-71: Zapp loves Velour.


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-72: Amy Wong seems to like to curse in Chinese...

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-73: Kif is not as big a fan of velour as Zapp.


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-74: Mr. Wong owns 1/4 of Mars

(If you don't believe me, argue with seattlejohn01 on that one)

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-75: Amazonian women still can't dunk.


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-76: But Amazonians have great fundimentals


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...which still don't make up for their inability to dunk.

-77: Seymour is the only dog that can hum/bark "walking on sunshine".


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-78: Amazonians don't understand why femputer wants gold


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-79: Zapp has been defeated by gravity more times than we've seen.

-80: For quality carpets visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse.

-81: The first US president was... er... a pickle jar?

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-82: It's against the law to have scissors near the yarn people of Nylar 4.


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-83: Arachno-spores are fatal.


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-84: Chester A. Arthur fall down.

-85:Charles De Gaul is just some "french guy" to Fry

-86: You're never to rich to enjoy a turkey dog

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-87: Giant Spiders will continue to weave silk tapestries, even as your killing them.


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-88: Spiderians are more closely related to our elephants than our spiders.

-89: Spiderians taste like king crab.


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-90: Kif can scare Foads by inflating his head

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-91: Once the grand midwife has done her job you don't have to talk to her anymore.


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