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x.Bianca.x

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Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-13-2008 03:46

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-35: If youre a people-person you could drink a can of soylent cola, followed by a heaping helpful of soylent chow.

Seymour_My_Hero

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Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-13-2008 21:03

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-36: Fry has, what the Robot Devil's old music teacher calls, stupid hands

-37: 2008 is the year of the suicide booth.

ShepherdofShark

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Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-14-2008 10:58

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-38: Some muggers let their robot do the dirty work.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-14-2008 15:07

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-39: Starships run on dark matter, which can be found in the poop of Nibblonians.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-14-2008 16:55

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-40: Winners don't use drugs.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-14-2008 17:01

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-41: Hypnotism is for losers with big creepy eyebrows

-42: Saying "anchovies" repeatedly messes up pizza making robots

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-14-2008 18:17

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-43: Signoids make pizza with things...swarms of things.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-14-2008 18:19

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-44: Fry dropped out of Coney Island Community College

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-14-2008 21:33

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-45: Severely reduced pay is better than nothing.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-14-2008 21:37

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-46: Fry loves invisible dogs

-47: Pooping is not allowed at pet show award assemblies

-48: Soylent Chow, the dog food made of dogs.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-14-2008 22:04

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-49: Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

x.Bianca.x

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-15-2008 02:39

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-50: Mittens the kitten learned a very valuble lesson.

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-15-2008 16:25

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-51: College in the 20th Century is now considered at the same level as High School now.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-17-2008 13:50

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-52: Dirt doesn't need luck

-53: You don't have to like whales to be a whale biologist.

-54: Life is tough being a fembot living in a manbot manputer's world

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-17-2008 16:41

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-55: People keep yelling at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-56: The Big Brain is the greetest and is leaving for no raisin!

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-17-2008 20:59

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-57: All human ghosts are dead.

-58: Putting Hitler's brain in a great white shark is going too far.

x.Bianca.x

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 02:24

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-59: Superking is the best one of the three.

-60: Bender hates the things the other guys support.

hobbitboy

Bending Unit

Since: Jan 2006

posted 04-18-2008 04:32

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-61: Bender would have used the name 'El Zilcho' if he had thought of it at the time.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-18-2008 15:09

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-62: Cloberella beats you up.

-63: The most dangerous animal of all is the Zookeeper.

-64: 11>4

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 16:48

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-65: Bender cant get up off his back unless he's slightly on his side

[This message has been edited by Seymour_My_Hero (edited 04-18-2008).]

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 17:37

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-66: Bender's special powers are his extendible arms & being able to open his chest cavity door at will.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 17:40

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-67: Bender's chest is reflective when it needs to be

-68: Beavers mate for life

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 17:43

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-69: Nibblonians celebrate with "the feast of 1000 hams".

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 19:59

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-70: Leela thinks the gorillas the elves made were OK.

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seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 20:08

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-71: Zapp loves Velour.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 20:18

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-72: Amy Wong seems to like to curse in Chinese...

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seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 21:02

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-73: Kif is not as big a fan of velour as Zapp.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:04

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-74: Mr. Wong owns 1/4 of Mars

(If you don't believe me, argue with seattlejohn01 on that one)

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seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 21:09

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-75: Amazonian women still can't dunk.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:12

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-76: But Amazonians have great fundimentals

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 21:16

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...which still don't make up for their inability to dunk.

-77: Seymour is the only dog that can hum/bark "walking on sunshine".

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:17

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-78: Amazonians don't understand why femputer wants gold

ShepherdofShark

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Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:17

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-79: Zapp has been defeated by gravity more times than we've seen.

-80: For quality carpets visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse.

-81: The first US president was... er... a pickle jar?

[This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-18-2008).]

seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 21:21

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-82: It's against the law to have scissors near the yarn people of Nylar 4.

ShepherdofShark

Bending Unit

Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:24

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-83: Arachno-spores are fatal.

Seymour_My_Hero

Bending Unit

Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:42

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-84: Chester A. Arthur fall down.

-85:Charles De Gaul is just some "french guy" to Fry

-86: You're never to rich to enjoy a turkey dog

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seattlejohn01

Liquid Emperor

Since: May 2007

posted 04-18-2008 21:52

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-87: Giant Spiders will continue to weave silk tapestries, even as your killing them.

ShepherdofShark

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Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-18-2008 21:55

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-88: Spiderians are more closely related to our elephants than our spiders.

-89: Spiderians taste like king crab.

Seymour_My_Hero

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Since: Mar 2008

posted 04-18-2008 22:03

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-90: Kif can scare Foads by inflating his head

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ShepherdofShark

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Since: Feb 2008

posted 04-18-2008 23:06

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-91: Once the grand midwife has done her job you don't have to talk to her anymore.

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