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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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ShepherdofShark
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 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 18:06 |
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19: Both the Professor and Amy think the Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party boarding.18: Lrrr cannot understand why Ross does not simply eat the other five. 17: Anything that will happen 1000 years later is none of our concern.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 19:49 |
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16: Enus ate part of Bender's brain.15: Bender secretly donated Fry's blood 14: Kif asked Amy to be his fon-fon ru.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 19:50 |
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13: It is possible to move planets; you just need a big ass gravity pump.
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 19:56 |
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12: Leela calls yetis ice-crapping snow honkies11: Nixon signs with his John Q. Nixon 10: Donkey Kong wants a million allowances worth of quarters 9: Fry could never get the last ship. His brother always had to get it for him 8: Fry studied the Nintendians all of 8th grade except for the day his eyeballs started to bleed.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:04 |
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7: Simply learning to move the stars with a bad ass gravity pump will not win Leela's heart. Ironically she'll only be impressed by the message.6: The Professor can make himself feel sad. 5: Bite is Bender's fifth most uttered word. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 20:07 |
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9: Fry has a theory about eating; if he gets full, he goes to the bathroom & then he can eat more.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-07-2008 20:13 |
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4: Fry should write a book about said theory.3: So he returned his artificial heart and ever since then he's been known as Honest Bender. 2: Fry's face can take alot of punishment which is good to know. And the #1 thing all we learned from Futurama 1: The future is way cooler than the present in every concieveable way.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:15 |
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HOORAY!!1000 THINGS LEARNED!!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:20 |
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I've forgotten them. (Explosive amnesia)[This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-07-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:23 |
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-1: Hermes is always comparing things to green snakes and sugar cane.Lets keep this going with negatives!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 20:24 |
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Let me get this straight...does anyone here NOT have amnesia?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:31 |
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-2: Mel Gibson starred in the film Bravehead
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 20:33 |
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-3: Its possible to buy the Milky Way on eBay
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 00:44 |
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-4: Fry doesn't keep Yogurt in his locker; it's milk, and "time makes fools of us all".
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-08-2008 10:54 |
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-5: In order to keep your jacket in alphabetical order, the zipper should be at the bottom.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-08-2008 21:40 |
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-6: Never buy anything from Pi-kea.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 22:46 |
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-7: Watch out for super-colliders; they sometimes super-explode."Enjoy for affordable SVeedish crap..."
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 02:45 |
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-8: If you have blood, is a 50/50 chance you're a squid
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 11:13 |
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-9: Buggalo shells make good rowing boats.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 12:52 |
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-10: Martians DO have an understanding of possession.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 18:13 |
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-11: Being poor is a mental illness
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 21:33 |
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-12: It doesn't require skill, or even courage, to become a DOOP space captain.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-09-2008 21:56 |
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-13 "Ladys and Germs" isn't always a joke.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 22:13 |
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-14: If you don't get Femoil out of a male robot quick enough, you'll never be able to fill him back up with Testosteroil again.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 03:08 |
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-15: Crazyness is contagious and so is having a dirty mind, i'd know.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 03:30 |
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-16: It's possible to change sexes in the future, and change back...if you're a robot.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 03:58 |
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-17: If your hair gets burned off, you can order new hair from, the hair robot.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-10-2008 05:32 |
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-18: Hair robots can go crazy-19: You are in robot mental hospital, therefore you are a robot.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-10-2008 05:56 |
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-20: There are no 'uninteresting' numbers. (According to (some of) the writers. And they can prove it too!)
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 06:09 |
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-21: The What If Machine's predictions are accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-10-2008 07:25 |
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-22: Water makes witches melt-23: Being a robot, Bender has never felt at home in nude beaches.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 12:44 |
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-24: In the age of genetic engineering, they can genetically engineer your naughty bits.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 21:44 |
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-25: Chairman Koji's sward cost 5000 dollu.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 21:56 |
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-26: If you win Iron Cook, you can instead take the title of Zinc Saucie...at double the prize money.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 20:55 |
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-27 Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots.[This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-11-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-11-2008 21:13 |
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-28: George Forman is a few burgers short of a grill.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 23:16 |
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-29: Without robot hands Fry cant complete the opera that was captivating Leela. -30: If he'd kept them, and she'd married the Robot Devil then he probably wouldn't want him dating her. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-11-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 23:32 |
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-31: Morbo cant understand is teleprompter-32: A "t" goes tuh!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-12-2008 00:04 |
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-33: Bachelor chow once had no flavour.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-12-2008 00:23 |
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-34: Fry would have starved if it werent for that sick vending machine
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