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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
    
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-05-2008 00:51 |
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74: Leela's dad still wants here to go out with Fly mutant
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 00:52 |
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73: Leela's not allowed to drink beer...until she finishes her tequila.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 07:26 |
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72: Melllvar has 3 L's
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 14:36 |
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71: Tweenis 12 is a parody of a tween!Wow..didn't figure that out. 
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 14:38 |
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70: Number Nine Guy likes to hide in places where nobody looks so people have to look that extra bit harder to find him or notice him.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 17:10 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
72: Melllvar has 3 L's
71: Don't ever tell that to George Takei. After years of Star Trek conventions, he knows how to spell Melllvar.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-05-2008 21:10 |
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70: Piranhas can be "persuaded" to walk on land.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 04:32 |
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69: If you have to create an invention for the inventors conference, a Death Clock just ain't gonna cut it.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-06-2008 06:28 |
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68: The Death Clock did not put all those youngsters in their place.67: Claw'pla is a recent tradition. 66: Bender belives you speak Spanish by adding the letter 'o' to the ends of English words. (eg Fathero)
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 12:17 |
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65: If you turn Bender into a super fat human, you can hear "WOO!" when air escapes from to folds of his skin.64: Bender has the magic ability to light cigars under water 63: Now that you've watched it, YOU CANT UNWATCH IT!
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-06-2008 13:02 |
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62. Fry needs to end his stories one sentence ahead
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 13:09 |
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61: Leela learned her butt kicking Kung Fu at the orphanarium, from Master Fnug.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 13:29 |
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60: Its true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei Nine. Women are from Omicron Persei 7.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 13:35 |
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59: The big brain am winning again!
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 13:58 |
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58: A 289 is a failure to scoop.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 14:36 |
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57: There is no Mrs. Queequeg
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 14:51 |
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56: Leonard Nimoy doesn't do that anymore.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 15:07 |
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55: Its a street corner telephone parlor!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 15:32 |
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54: Telephone booths are the same as bathrooms.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 16:08 |
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53: William Shatner would hug Leonard Nimoy if he had a body and wasn't a man.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 17:27 |
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52: Zylex was made to disgruntle the viewer
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 18:54 |
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51: Bender is one skeleton short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 19:17 |
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50: Uncle Phil went on a fishy boat to the North Pole
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 20:05 |
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49: Bender was just there.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 20:38 |
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48: Phillip Fry Jr. thinks Bender is made of Tinker Toys
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-06-2008 21:02 |
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47: Subways are a mobile apartment with no rent.[This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-06-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 23:45 |
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46. Fry thinks he should have been the 1st man on Mars.[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-06-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 06:50 |
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45: The plant only gets sick when Bender cooks.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 07:37 |
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44: All Zoidberg has is a gland that emits foul odors when he's bored.43: Bender could use a dooms day device more than the scammers. 42: Nibblers spaceship has a little tube for his extra eye. [This message has been edited by Seymour_My_Hero (edited 04-07-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 12:46 |
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41: Soylent Cola varies from person to person40: Thompsons Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth 39: EVERYTHING in the future is recycled
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 15:57 |
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38: Dolomite wont cop out when there's heat all about.37: Pazuzu gained his freedom by saving the Professor. 36: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a buncha muncha cruncha human.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:05 |
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35: Morbo cant understand his teleprompter34: The governor lady said "Im sending in more trains!"
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:09 |
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33: Nobody Doesn't like molton Boron
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:15 |
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32: You don't want to go to Cannibalon.31: Don't lend your pants to anyone from the planet of the Moochers. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:21 |
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30: If you're in the midst of an experiment gone terribly wrong, asking for help from Jesus, Zeus, Buddha or Satan won't work.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:29 |
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29: Mini Fruit Salad Trees make great house warming gifts28: Bender does crazy things when he's sober 27: If Santa wasn't frozen in the ground he'd harpoon you in the eye 26: The toy soldiers elves make are made from inferior wood
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:31 |
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25: You can't sue Fishy Joes for sticking a poppler up your nose and something stupid happening.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:55 |
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24: In 20 years, Kif and Amy will have to care for their children.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 17:38 |
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23: Amy will be ready then.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 17:47 |
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22: The Robot Devil minds if you smoke21: Amy loves party boarding 20: Every time someone that has the last name "waterfall" appears on the show, they get killed.
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