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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 14:45 |
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114: If you want to make a robot change it's mind, make sure it touches it's antenna to an open electrical current.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 21:21 |
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114: Leela loves every living creature.113: A penguin pile up is similar to Hong Kong.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 23:08 |
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112: If the earth is threatened by super intelligent brain spawn, Nibbler will finally speak.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-01-2008 19:37 |
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111: You call that an antenna?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 19:58 |
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110: Slurms Mckenzie doesn't always want to party, but his contract says he has to.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-01-2008 21:26 |
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109: Slurms has had the same babes for forty years.[This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-01-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 22:41 |
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108: Grunka Lunkas may think they've got a strong employment contract, but they're basically slave labor.[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-01-2008).]
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 02:45 |
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107: Seymore the dog was fast-fossilized by a certain character's laser who likes to bend things (hermes?)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 03:48 |
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106: "Dr." Zoidberg is a doctor in name only; he got his medical school diploma in a cereal box.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-02-2008 06:15 |
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105: Zoidberg belives wearing doctor's clothes makes you a doctor.
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bobbot
Bending Unit
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 08:36 |
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104. All the manual labor on Spa 5 is done by a single Australian man.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-02-2008 12:55 |
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103: Zoidberg lost his degree in a volcano
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 12:58 |
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102: Hermes used to be on the Jamaican Limbo team, but now he needs a special slimming suit to be able to limbo under the bar in competition.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-02-2008 22:27 |
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101: Jamaican's are interested in more things than just limbo...which is why their limbo team was detained at the airport.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 00:26 |
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100: If you want to throw someone out of the central bureaucracy, you need to send someone for the forms to fill in & submit to get someone to throw them out.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-03-2008 00:49 |
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99: Penguins don't think to highly of Puffins
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 00:55 |
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98: According to Bender, seat belts cost more lives than they save.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-03-2008 05:42 |
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97: Hermes jerks a mean prune.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 14:18 |
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96: Leela had only one boyfriend she's spoken about before Lars; Sean.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-03-2008 19:26 |
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95: It's been debated whether Zoidberg is miserably lonely because he's poor or if it's because he's hideous
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 19:42 |
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94: Bender doesn't know what it's like to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputers world.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 19:46 |
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93: Be careful if the Professor offers you employment in his Planet Express crew; his previous crews didn't fare too well...
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 19:48 |
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92: Dr. Zoidberg highly recommends the labor camp he sent Hermes to.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 19:58 |
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91: Never put Hermes in a prison or labor camp; he'll look for ways for the prisoner's work to become more efficient.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 22:12 |
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90: You can buy 5 shares of Amazon.com with one penny in the future!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 22:15 |
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89: Never let Fry talk at your company annual meeting. He'll find a way to make $107 shares of stock become worth $.03/share.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 22:17 |
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88: People easily mistake Bender for a caucasian male when he robs pools.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 22:24 |
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87: Bender was in a Fraternity at Mars University, which is where he learned to cram 57 humans in a phonebooth...most of which were kids.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 07:42 |
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86: Mom loves Zoidberg's "immitation" of a poor person.
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fredisdead9
Poppler
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 11:28 |
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886. two robots with a serial number expressed as the sum of two cubes are good-and-evil twins
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 16:33 |
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85: Somehow Bender's cigars can work under water near the under sea city of Atlanta
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 16:37 |
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84: It doesn't matter if you can't breathe underwater; just use the mouth/throat thing Umbrial gives you, & you'll be ok.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 16:40 |
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83: You can see "Fiddler Under the Roof" with your mutant friends down in the sewers!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 16:41 |
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82: If you're going to have sewer races with Mutants, look out for the giant 2 headed worm at the Y in the tubes.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 16:46 |
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81: If Flexo had been stuck under that unbendable girder for another year, he would have been a goner!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:30 |
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80: Look out for Leela when she's pissed; not even Yetis scare her...
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 20:32 |
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79: Welshi helped with some Star Trek reunions back in the 2200s.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:48 |
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78: Fry has no problem dating mechanical women like Lucy Luibot.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-04-2008 21:37 |
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77: For some reason people are required to use an advanced wheelchair to tesify in a military trial.
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PhilipJ.FryFan
Delivery Boy
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 21:41 |
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77: Welshiiii!!!!76: The Professor has to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it 75: Hermes can't go anywhere without lighting something up [This message has been edited by PhilipJ.FryFan (edited 04-04-2008).]
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