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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-20-2008 20:43 |
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159: Bender has a "flawless" spanish accent.158: The truth about anyone's identity can be found on their ass.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-20-2008 21:40 |
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157: The mystery of the robot "soul", otherwise known as a wiring diagram, can be found on their body cavity panel.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-22-2008 18:33 |
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156: Austria and Hungary are now populated entirely by robots.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-22-2008 18:49 |
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155: In the past, Zoidberg liked Harry Truman...A LOT.
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Turanga, A
Crustacean
 Since: May 2006
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posted 03-23-2008 05:09 |
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154: Certain Trees produce the Delta Brainwave
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-24-2008 10:50 |
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153: Giant mutant space bees produce honey...AND jelly.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-24-2008 20:36 |
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152: Nothing humans make tastes any good. 151: Mom made beta players at one point.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 03-24-2008 21:47 |
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150: Septuple head spins can only be achieved via a septuple leafed clover.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-24-2008 23:11 |
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149: Kareem Abdul Jabbar had the sky hook; Phillip J. Fry had the Space Hook.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-25-2008 21:22 |
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148: Yancy was a "biter".147: HOWARD STERN IS OVERRATED!
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-25-2008 23:18 |
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146: If you want to win over the woman of your dreams, eat a truckstop egg salad sandwich infected with parasites.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-26-2008 21:38 |
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145: Never light a cigar when you're drinking ethonol.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-26-2008 21:41 |
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144: Put 83 cents in a bank account, go to sleep for a thousand years, and you'll be a Billionaire.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-26-2008 23:56 |
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143: Mule farmers don't make much money142: Lyndon Larouche won't stop with the knock knock jokes
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-27-2008 00:34 |
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141: Don't forget, celebrating Freedom Day is nothing without the ceremonial Hot Tub.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-27-2008 19:56 |
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140: Bender hates auto-destruct.139: Nibbler can fire a heat-ray from his third eye.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-27-2008 20:21 |
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138: Global Warming did exist; it was cancelled out by Nuclear Winter.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-27-2008 22:50 |
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137: Second hand smoke was a myth
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-27-2008 23:25 |
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136: Don't allow Bender anywhere near an electrical source, or he'll jack on.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 01:53 |
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135: You don't wanna know whos behind toothpaste comes from  [This message has been edited by x.Bianca.x (edited 03-28-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 02:06 |
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134: According to Zapp Brannigan, if you're not excited by "death by Snu Snu", then you must be gay.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 03-28-2008 02:34 |
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133: It's okay to blaspheme in Robot Hell.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 02:46 |
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132: At some point, the future will be threatened by a race of super intelligent space brains.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-28-2008 21:25 |
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131: Fry was not already pope of something once.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 00:17 |
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130: If the globetrotters challenge, nothing is at stake
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 02:10 |
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129: If you don't accept the Globetrotters challenge, they'll have a press conference where they'll call you a "jive sucker".
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-29-2008 04:20 |
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128: In the thirty-first century even executives can be fired for incompetence.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 04:28 |
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127: The only way to be able to play holophoner is to get intestinal parasites or trade hands with the robot devil.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 03-29-2008 06:08 |
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126: Dating your co-worker and transport vessel is against Planet Express regulations.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 13:50 |
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125: Be careful in the future, tlephone booths look just like suicide booths.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 15:27 |
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124: Suicide Booths were started in 2008 (so that's something to look forward to)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 16:02 |
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123: Suicide booths give you 2 options: quick & painless, or slow & horrible.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 20:36 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Decapodian:
126: Dating your co-worker and transport vessel is against Planet Express regulations.
126 Amended: Dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical and a violation of interstellar shipping statute 437-B. .
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 01:53 |
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122: If you accept the precepts of Robotology, you WILL go to hell if you screw up.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 03-30-2008 05:52 |
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Frisco, you anorak wearing pendant!121: Bees explode when they hit things.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 15:46 |
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120: If you're stuck through the chest with a bee stinger, you can survive, as long as you don't get any bee poison in you.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-30-2008 15:58 |
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119: a robot can grow up to rob a conveinence store or be a conveinence store118: sick vending machine robots are a good source of food
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 17:04 |
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117: For robots, puberty has to be installed.
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Decapodian
Liquid Emperor
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 03-31-2008 05:14 |
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116: Werecars don't sound like a golden marmoset.
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-31-2008 05:25 |
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115: You don't actually need three-fifths of your rectum.
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