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Topic: 1000 Things to Learn
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 03-08-2008 00:16 |
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212: Bender can continue to function, even with a hole drilled in his head & a brand new "axehole".
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-08-2008 20:19 |
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211: Smoking, drinking, commiting crimes and violence make you cool..[This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 03-08-2008).]
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tyraniak
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Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-08-2008 20:36 |
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210: people be convinced to kill if told their enemies think they look like dorks
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-08-2008 21:22 |
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209: If Bender cuts off "little Bender", everyone around him gets better TV reception.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-10-2008 19:00 |
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208: Leela keeps a french horn on the bridge for some reason.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-10-2008 19:04 |
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207: Zapp Branigan suffers from a very Sexy learning disorder - Sexlexia
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-11-2008 20:05 |
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206: don;t be a Zoidberg!!!!!!!!!!!
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-11-2008 20:56 |
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205: Raith Sienar is aparently jewish.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-11-2008 21:27 |
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204: Don't upgrade the Planet Express Ship's software; the ship will start talking like Sigourney Weaver...
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-11-2008 23:30 |
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203: Whether they're waves or particles, photons go down smooth
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 01:16 |
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202: Melllvar thinks he's the most knowlegeable Star Trek fan, but could only manage 300 points on Ambassador Sarek's Trivia Challenge.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-12-2008 20:44 |
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201: When Leonard Nimoy directed Star Trek IV he got a magnificent performance out of Willam Shatner because he respected him so much.200: When Shatner directed Star Trek V he got a magnificent performance from himself because he respected himself so much.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 23:40 |
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199: On the planet Omega 3, when Bender asked "Can those who hate Star Trek leave", Chekov showed he hated his own show by saying "Good Question!"
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-12-2008 23:48 |
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198: Amy can speak Yeti
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 01:41 |
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197: George Takei doesn't know Karate, and considers anyone asking him if he does to be offensive.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 16:47 |
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196: Robots don't like puppies, but they'll still accept flowers from their sweetie
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 20:43 |
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195: Bender is in possesion of Charlemagne's corpse.194: He also has John Larroquette's spine and the skulls of most of the Mousekiteers. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 03-13-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 23:47 |
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193: Bender believes that singing XMAS carols to someone permits him to loot their apartment & steal their stuff.[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-13-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-14-2008 11:49 |
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192: 3 toed sloth's also live on ice planet Hoth191: Hermes mother was fat, ugly, and promiscous 190: Victor eats dog food unless he sells a car
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Xanfor
Urban Legend
Since: May 2006
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posted 03-14-2008 13:23 |
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189: KITT's windshield wipers were evil.188: It didn't come up much in the story, though.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-14-2008 13:41 |
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187: Captain Muskee is in the best physical shape of any previous PE crew members, and he has a great sense of humor to back it up
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 14:04 |
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186: Even though Bender's body needs to be fueled daily by drinking "nutritious alcohol", his head can remain buried in the sand for 1,000 years & still be operating.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-14-2008 20:42 |
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185: Bender's eyes show what funtion his internal cassette player is performing.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 21:14 |
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184: Planet Express Ship's brain is a "Carbonated Logic Matrix".
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Turanga, A
Crustacean
 Since: May 2006
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posted 03-15-2008 07:26 |
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183: Chanuakh Zobime flys a Tie Fighter182: The Universe ends right after DogDoo 7 181: Robot elders are incompetent 180: Women from Planet Amazonia no can dunk but good fundamentals 179: The Vice President of the US is responsible for protecting the Space-Time Continuum 178: Hands can be made in a hour.... but they need to be broken in. 177: If a warning label is big you know its gotta be fun
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-15-2008 14:17 |
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176: If you're looking for a thrill, try "riding a T-Rex". But, be warned; it's a kids ride.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-16-2008 20:56 |
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175: Keep your palms flat.174: Blowing up planet's is considered "hum-drum".
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
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posted 03-16-2008 22:30 |
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173: Moon mountains of stinky garbage include Bart Simpson dolls.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
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posted 03-17-2008 20:08 |
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172: Leela prefers the NFC to the AFC.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-17-2008 21:46 |
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171: Zapp Brannigan prefers to wear his DOOP uniform shirt as a complete uniform; Kif can attest to this.[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-17-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-17-2008 23:32 |
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170: The Colone's secret recipe is chicken grease and salt
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-18-2008 03:15 |
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169: $5 will get you a lapdance from a stripperbot, whether you're a robot or a human.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-18-2008 12:22 |
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168: Only a total perv is into exhaust fans
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-18-2008 13:49 |
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167: Never ask Morbo to flash; don't know what's there, but it'll make you shriek in horror.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-18-2008 20:22 |
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166: In the future Boy Scouts are issued Scuds.[This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 03-18-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 00:09 |
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165: Bender likes to wear scarves or sweaters for no reason; he thinks it shows off his "great fashion sense".
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-19-2008 20:46 |
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164: Flexo was sent to a South American Turkish prison.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 20:54 |
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163: In the future, you don't have to pay income taxes...as long as you spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 23:31 |
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162: "Cop Department" is real. The people you see are not actors. Most of them aren't even people.161: If Fry ever wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-20-2008 00:38 |
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160: Bender's audition for "All My Circuits" was really the time he took those hostages on "Cops"; Calculon thought he was "good".[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-20-2008).]
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