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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
    
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-27-2008 20:52 |
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A: The multiple Lincoln personality robot saved every civil war in the universeQ: What robots caused wars or conflicts?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-27-2008 21:14 |
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A: John Wilkes Boothbot, Ghengis Khanamatic & Xygnitron "The Tool Machine" of Omicron Persei 3, to name a few.Q: Who is the most ruthless robot ever invented, and why?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 01:59 |
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A: Ruthlesstron 8.2 because he was programmed to be ruthless.Q: Is there any other way besides drinking alcohol and mineral oil that robots can recharge their fuel cells?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 02:05 |
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A: In an emergency, any robot can simply plug into an electrical outlet & "Jack On".Q: Why were robots created to run on Alcohol as their primary fuel source?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 05:14 |
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A: So suppliers can sell more alcoholQ: What was Frys favourite tv show in the 20th century besides star trek?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 12:01 |
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A: For a while it was some kind of wood show. Til he got tired of it.Q: What was the name of that show?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 18:02 |
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A: He's not sure; he fell asleep 1/2 way through the episode & forgot to tape it.Q: What other TV shows did Fry like watching (besides "Jenny Mcneal, Single Female Lawyer" )?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 18:25 |
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A: He'll watch anything if it's on. But he loved "The World's Cheesiest Cheese" til it got all preachy.Q: What is the first commandment in the Guttenburg Bible?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 20:28 |
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A: Please initialize your reader CPU before proceeding.Q: What religions are left in the year 3000?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-28-2008 20:58 |
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Q: Oprahism, Voodoo, Star Trek(banned) and The First Amalgamated Church.A: Which is the most popular?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 00:19 |
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A: The Church of Rick AstleyQ: Why is that church so popular?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 02:09 |
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A: Because it's "never gonna give you, never gonna let you down..."Q: Who are some of the popular entertainers in the 31st Century?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-29-2008 12:01 |
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A: Repeatotron, Quizzbot and Lytentertain-o-mat.Q: Where does Hypno toad live? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 03-29-2008).]
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 12:58 |
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A: Everywhere and nowhere...Q: Does Hypnotoad know how to drive?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 13:38 |
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A: Yes, but he doesn't need to drive; he "convinces" taxi drivers to take him anywhere he wants, free of charge.Q: What places does Hypnotoad have to get driven to?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-29-2008 19:46 |
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A: He will not tolerate take-outs, so he gets driven to his favourite restaurants.Q: What are his favourite restaurants? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 03-29-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 20:27 |
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A: KFC and DennysQ: What did Bender do with the Colonel's secret recipe?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-29-2008 20:49 |
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A: He wrote it down in the Guttenburg Bible. And also on a stone wall in southern England, and on Ozzy Ozborne's elbow, and he also saved it to his hard drive.Q: Why did Bender go to southern England on one of his many trips back in time?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 01:41 |
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A: To work on his fine "Brrrrritishhh" accent.Q. Why would a robot in the 31st century need a British accent?
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Unknown
Starship Captain
Since: Dec 2003
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posted 03-30-2008 10:22 |
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A: Why not?Q: Should Bender be allowed on TV?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 03-30-2008 11:58 |
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A: Yes, definately!
Q: If Fry were in a coma, would Bender use him to get sympathy from girl robots?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 12:15 |
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A: Yes.Q: Would he get any sympathy?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-30-2008 15:14 |
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A: From a robot? Not a chance. But he'd still score.Q: Why was Hedonismbot built?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 15:40 |
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A: He'd like to tell you, but first you'll have to massage him with the "finest oils & creams". And help Jomby cover him with chocolate icing.Q: What job in society does Hedonismbot do?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 20:57 |
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A: He fufills he hedonistic quotient.Q: What is the hedonistic quotient? [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 03-30-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 22:51 |
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A: The ratio of enjoying a hedonistic lifestyle to living life free of fun.Why is the hedonistic quotient even measured in the future? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-30-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 14:15 |
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A: Because of the chaos caused during the hedonism drought of 2775.Q: Why did a lack of hedonism cause such a problem?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 14:39 |
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A: Because everyone became psychotic like in "The Shining; All work & no play make jack a dull boy..."Q: To stop the psychosis, what kinds of hedonistic fun was encouraged?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 16:03 |
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A: Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, absynth and ether. Also lies and videotape. All promoted by the newly built Hedonismbot.Q: Are there any were-cars out there in the 31st century that weren't mentioned in The Honking? If so, who are they? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-01-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 17:51 |
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A: Yes, there was Count Honkula, The Werecar of Notre Dame & Werebotenstein.Q: Why weren't they mentioned in "The Honking"? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-02-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 03-31-2008 18:33 |
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A: They all live in well-guarded castles in Europe and will not allow themselves to be filmed.Q: Who guards the castles of Europe's most infamous were-cars?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 21:13 |
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A: Three robot copies of Richard Simmons.Q: Who would make something that horrible?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 23:13 |
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A: Someone who's playing a really sick joke on society.Q: How does a Richard Simmonsbot guard a castle?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-01-2008 13:48 |
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A: They stand with their heads bowed and repel attacks using their springy hair.Q: Who is the least popular robot celebrity download?
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 04-01-2008 14:00 |
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A: Robot Zellwegger. No robot wants those fembot lumpsQ: Will there be the Head of Zach Braff by 3000?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 14:07 |
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A: No, no one is interested in that.Q: What other potential heads were rejected due to lack of interest or being unworthy?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-01-2008 16:20 |
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A: Jimmy Hill, but mainly because his chin wouldn't fit in the jar (FYI: he's an English football pundit with a very big chin). Also Brian Ferry and Chris De Burgh.Q: How many owls are there in New New York?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 17:16 |
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A: Over one thousand, and they're all currently living at Planet Express.Q: How come Owls didn't die off like the Anchovy or the Pine Tree?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-01-2008 17:48 |
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A: That rotating head thing they've got going on helped them evade the Decapodians (Yes! They ate the pine trees as well).Q: What else did the Decapodians eat when they arrived on Earth? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-01-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 19:08 |
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A: Cows, apes, goats, sloats, sharks, dogs, cats & anything else they could get their claws on. And guinea pigs. They love guinea pigs...Q: Why did Earth allow Decapodians to get established here if they ate every animal too slow to run/slither/swim/fly away?
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