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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Sep 2003
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posted 03-08-2008 19:42 |
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A: A speed meter.
Q: Were Leela and Adali rushing things too fast when they wanted to adopt?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-08-2008 20:09 |
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Mispost...[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-08-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-08-2008 20:10 |
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A: Yes.Q: Were they going faster then Speedy Gonzalez?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-08-2008 20:14 |
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A: Yes, and twice as fast as a Speedy Rodriguez.Q: Why are Amy's parents rushing for her to "give them a grandchild"?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-11-2008 20:03 |
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A: they want to give it $$$$$$$$$Q: If Bender and Amy had no other choice would they get married
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-11-2008 21:43 |
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A: No; Bender doesn't believe in "Metal Fever".Q: Given a choice, would Zoidberg rather live on Earth or Decapod 10?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
 Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 18:52 |
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A: Earth.Q: Why Earth?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 19:02 |
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A: Because Decapod 10 is a "crappy old planet that stinks out loud".Q: What's the difference between Decapod 9 & Decapod 10?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-12-2008 20:39 |
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Decapod 9 is a disco world. The name is misleading.Who is it's leader?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 23:42 |
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A: The Decapod King, of course!Q: Which was more dangerous to society, the Star Trek Wars or the Star Wars Trek?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-12-2008 23:44 |
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A: The star wars trek, there was wookiee fur all over that trailQ: How did they get rid of all the wookiee fur?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 01:39 |
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A: With an army of mobile vacumncleanerbots.Q: Who's the better Warrior, Zapp Brannigan or Kif?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 05:33 |
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A: Kif.Q: How does Zapp steal all the attention that should be going to Kif?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 16:44 |
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A: Because he's a jerkQ: What was Zapp like before he was a captain?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 17:56 |
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A: He was even more pathetic than he thinks Kif is.Q: Why did he do to get away from the level of patheticness?
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 17:59 |
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A: Actually, you'll be surprised in knowing he was an 1/8th part Italian Chef. Then after training, he became the dumb ass of a Captain he is todayQ: What are the other reasons for Kif's continuous sighing?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 20:37 |
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A: His girlfriend has had sex with almost everyone on Earth except him.Q: Why did Kif join the DOOP Boy's Choir?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 23:41 |
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A: Like all accomplishment since the beginning of time, to impress the opposite sex!Q: Should Kif be promoted, or stay as Zapp Brannigan's lackey?
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Frobot
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 14:22 |
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A: he will be premoted to cheif lackey
Q: what are the perks of the rank
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-14-2008 20:40 |
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A: Access to the CO's mini-bar.Q: What's in the CO's mini-bar?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 21:08 |
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A: Lots of nutricious alcohol for robots, and lots of Viagra pills for Zapp Brannigan.Q: Why is it that women are disgusted by Zapp Brannigan?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-15-2008 00:03 |
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A: Because he's disgustingQ: What could he do to be less disgusting?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-15-2008 00:11 |
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A: For one thing, he could seek treatment for his "sexlexia".Q: How did he get "sexlexia" in the first place?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-15-2008 00:13 |
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A: From a very sensual toilet seatQ: Who was using that seat before Zapp?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-15-2008 01:42 |
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A: No one really knows, but Zapp claims it was LeelaQ: What other problems/ailments does Zapp have?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-15-2008 16:52 |
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A: He claims to have sexophrenia, which causes to have even hornier split personalitiesQ: how many split personalities does he supposedly have?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 03-15-2008 17:52 |
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A: 17.Q: What are the different personalities?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-16-2008 20:54 |
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A: According to Zapp they are the most sexual people in hitory. 1 is Barry White and 16 are Quagmire.Q: What are they really?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-16-2008 22:36 |
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A: Don't know their names, but all of them need to use Viagra.Q: How did Zapp come to develop "Sexophrenia"?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-17-2008 20:03 |
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A: He was born with it.Q: Which parent had it?
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Frobot
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 03-17-2008 21:31 |
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A: Surprisingly the mother Susanna BranniganQ: How did Zapps father feel about this
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-17-2008 21:42 |
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A: He was too busy having sex with his wife's other "Sexophrenia" personalities to care.Q: If Zapp's parents are so, uh, experienced, how is it that Zapp is so "inexperienced"?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-18-2008 20:28 |
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A: His sexlexia inhibits his "skills".Q: What was his father's job. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 03-18-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-18-2008 23:51 |
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A: He recruited and trained rodeo clownsQ: Who was the greatest rodeo clown of them all?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 00:07 |
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A: Bozo the ClownbotQ: Who's the greatest robot ever built?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-19-2008 00:54 |
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A: Robot JesusQ: What happened to robot Jesus?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 12:48 |
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A: The Romanbots disconnected his power source, thereby erasing his hard drive.Q: Who are some other notable robots? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-19-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-19-2008 20:44 |
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A: Johannes Gutenbot.Q: What was he famous for?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-19-2008 20:58 |
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A: For being the robot who created the 1st fully interactive biblebot.Q: Xmas has Santa, Chanukah has Chanukah Zombie & Qwanza has Qwanzabot. What other famous robots represent holidays?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-19-2008 23:42 |
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A: Seamus O' Tool-bot is saint Patrick's day, the rabbot celebrates Easter, and and the lovematic celebrates Valentine's dayQ: aside from hannukah zombie, are their any non robot holiday mascots?
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