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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-16-2008 22:05 |
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A: Aww, hex no.Q: Who will move above the moles above the humans?
TOTP, babee!
[This message has been edited by Futurama Llama (edited 02-16-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-17-2008 18:28 |
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A: The mutants, after their revolution.Q: Who leads the mutant revolt?
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-17-2008 20:28 |
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A: The "four more years" guy. Who else?Q: When did PE find out their company structure sucked?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 00:40 |
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A: When they got endorsed by the KKKK (Ku-Klux Kangaroo Klan)Q: What's the biggest controversy surrounding the KKKK?
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-18-2008 06:38 |
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A: The murder of countless koala bears.Q: Why would the KKKK kill these bears?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 13:20 |
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A: Because the Koalas and kangaroos were battling for the domain name kkkk.com for yearsQ: who would eventually win this battle?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-18-2008 21:37 |
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A: The kangaroos, through their incredible boxing skills.Q: Why did the KKKK endorse Planet Express?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-19-2008 17:39 |
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A: so they could get more kangaroosQ: why is the planet express so popular
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DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-19-2008 19:53 |
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A: Because their crew are all top-notch, and are willing to endanger themselves at low, low prices.Q: Do that top-notch crew ever get or even deserve raises?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-19-2008 19:58 |
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A: NoQ: Why not?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-20-2008 01:47 |
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A: Because the Professor's a cheap bastardQ: What does captain Muskee do for a living now?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-20-2008 21:03 |
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A: He is a charted acountant.Q: How did he get that job?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-21-2008 01:20 |
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A: His great sense of humorQ: Are there any other previous crew members even less alive than Muskee?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 02-21-2008 12:18 |
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A: Nope. The others have all be eaten by the space wasp.
Q: How come Bender never rips on Fry about having red hair?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-21-2008 13:06 |
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A: Bender has a thing for redheadsQ: What type of hair does Bender hate?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-21-2008 21:46 |
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A: Dirty-blonde.Q: Why does he hate it?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-22-2008 01:02 |
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A: Because a dirty-blonde hooker bot broke his heartQ: What's Zapp's favorite hairstyle?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
 Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-22-2008 01:25 |
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A: Pony tail like Leela's.Q: Which of Zapps pick up lines has had the most success with the ladies?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-22-2008 13:05 |
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A: Here's some money, can I see you naked (only works on strippers and prostitutes)Q: What's Benders's pick up line?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-22-2008 13:23 |
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A: He doesn't need one.Q: If Bender needed on what would it be?
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DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-23-2008 15:36 |
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A: "Hey baby, wanna bite my shiny metal [bleep]?", or "Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"Q: Who or what would bender need to pick up anyway?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-23-2008 17:33 |
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A: Cheap floozy-bots, or rich older female robots he could scam in order to pay for more cheap floozy-botsQ: What does farnsworth look for in a rpmantic partner?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-23-2008 21:22 |
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A: Morbid obesity. "We're trapped my sweet hippopotomus."Q: What ever happened to his girlfriend from 300BB?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-23-2008 21:49 |
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A: She died.Q: How did she die? Yo DJ Spider Man you don't need to censor your self.
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 02:14 |
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A: She got stuck in an elevator.Q: What would Bender choose: one 300-dollar hookerbot or 300 one-dollar hookerbots?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 20:58 |
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A: 300 $1 hookerbots.Q: Why? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-24-2008).]
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-24-2008 21:09 |
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A: Because he would get more action.Q: What is the difference between $1 hooker-bots and $300 Hooker-bots.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 21:25 |
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A: $300 hookerbots use high speed USB 2.0 ports.A: What do $1 hookerbots use. [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-24-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-24-2008 22:47 |
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A: A used collecovisionQ: What is the most popular video game system in the 31st century?
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Quimbly
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2004
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posted 03-06-2008 14:38 |
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A: The Nintendu Vii, with it's special *WIRED* controller, heralded as a modern breakthrough over traditional wireless controllers!Q: Why did McDonalds purchase Pluto? (i.e. McPluto)
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-06-2008 19:41 |
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A: They don't have to pay taxes because it's technically not a planet.Q: Is there anything else interesting on Pluto?
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 03:18 |
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A: You mean except the armed penguins? No.Q: What do theoretical physicists do in the 30th century?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 05:07 |
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A: The same thing they did in the 21st Century, but there's much less to theorize about.Q: How did Lrrrr meet Nndnndnnd?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-07-2008 14:36 |
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A: On ElimidateQ: Who were the other contestants?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 16:54 |
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A: Katrina, Xanfor & The Being of Inconceivable Horror.Q: How can Bender be made of 30% Iron, 30% Nickel, 30% Platinum & 30% Zinc?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-07-2008 22:13 |
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A: In the 31st century percentages go up to 247% instead of 100%.Q: Why?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 03-07-2008 23:08 |
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A: So that Bender can fit 246% of every conceivable thing in his chest cabinet.Q: How did everyone on All My Circuits get amnesia?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-08-2008 00:48 |
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A: I don't rememberQ: How fast is regular Gonzalez?
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DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-08-2008 11:53 |
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A: Not as fast as Speedy Gonzalez, but faster than a regular Rodriguez.Q: How fast is the speed of light, now that scientists increased it?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-08-2008 16:54 |
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A: Twice as fast as Speedy GonzalezQ: How did scientists determine speedy Gonzalez's exact speed?
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