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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-03-2008 22:29 |
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A: An annual pogs tounament.Q: Who was last year's champion? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 02-03-2008).]
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km73
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2007
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posted 02-03-2008 22:33 |
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A: If I knew what pogs was, I could answer thatQ: Would Morgan still like Fry if he were less dirty?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-03-2008 22:48 |
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quote:
Originally posted by km73:
A: If I knew what pogs was, I could answer that
Wow, I feel old now. Were the early 90s really that long ago.
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SonicPanther
Professor
Since: Jun 2006
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posted 02-03-2008 23:13 |
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A: Probably not.Q: What's Morgan up to nowadays (1000 years in the future)?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-03-2008 23:14 |
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A: She's still being detained.Q: what will eventually happen to her?
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SonicPanther
Professor
Since: Jun 2006
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posted 02-03-2008 23:16 |
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A: She will live for years and years, then eventually die in the 11/9/3101 terrorist attacks.Q: What caused the attacks? EDIT-I'm a Professor! -Thanks to a game thread. I feel all spammy. [This message has been edited by SonicPanther (edited 02-03-2008).]
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-04-2008 17:26 |
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Congrats, Sonic! Huzzahs are in order for the next four posts! (one for every star)A: Morbo's space fleet finally came. Q: What kept them so long?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-04-2008 20:31 |
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A: They didn't have exact change at the Sirius toll booth.Q: Why didn't the just destroy it?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-05-2008 01:18 |
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A: Because they didn't want to piss of Toll Booth WillieQ: How did Earth respond to Morbo's space fleet?
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 02-05-2008 10:37 |
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A: They gave their defense codes away to a poorly disguised enemy named "Woo Man"Q: What was Morbo's fleet after?
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-05-2008 19:25 |
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A: The pathetic human's atomic stockpiles.Q: Why were they after the atomic stockpiles?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-05-2008 20:45 |
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A: They needed them to power the reactors of their giant easybake ovens.Q: Why do they have giant easybake ovens?
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DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-05-2008 21:18 |
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A: To feed their children, who are belligerent and numerous.Q: What is a belligerent child's favorite baked good?
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-06-2008 17:13 |
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A: Something tasty and satisfying to their belligerent stomachs-- cream cheese danishes.Q: Why does the sun shine? [This message has been edited by Futurama Llama (edited 02-06-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-06-2008 21:06 |
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A: Because the mighty sun god needs to keep people away while he builds his undead army.Q: What does he want an undead army for?
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Futurama Llama
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2006
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posted 02-07-2008 19:08 |
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A: To rape the land of all of its plentiful goodness.Q: Why would he want to do this??
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-07-2008 19:38 |
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A: So he would have the resources to make his army even bigger.Q: Will he actually get away with any of it?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 15:18 |
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A: NEVERS!!Q: If Judge Whitey is so rich, why does he like eating turkey dogs and ham with mayonaise?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-10-2008 18:47 |
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A: Because he thinks the food will make him appear less rich.Q: Do they?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 21:00 |
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A: Not really.Q: Why does he want to look less rich?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-10-2008 23:17 |
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A: So he can have sex with homeless womenQ: Does this work?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-12-2008 21:25 |
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A: No.Q: Why not?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-12-2008 21:35 |
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A: Who knows?Q: Why wouldn't it work?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-13-2008 00:49 |
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A: BecauseQ: Because why?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-13-2008 20:32 |
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Wow we're not even trying anymore.A: Because he isn't a very convincing poor person. Q: Why did Judge Whitey become a judge?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-14-2008 01:15 |
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A: Because he could arrest homeless males, thus increasing his chance of sleeping with homeless womenQ: Why does Sarge like to eat off a toilet?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-14-2008 07:26 |
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A: he feels like Elvis and feels comfterbaleQ: Why was Lars smarter than Fry
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DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-14-2008 15:04 |
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A: He wasn't, he was just more mature.Q: Will Fry ever be mature enough for Leela, or should she get over herself and just settle already?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-14-2008 20:37 |
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A: Yes he will and is on his way there already. Much faster then Lars I might add.Q: Why was Bender enjoying his time buried in New Mexico?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-14-2008 20:42 |
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A: He liked listenning to the conversations of the underground mole peopleQ: What do the mole people like to talk about?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-14-2008 20:50 |
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A: All the exciting new developments in the world of shovels.Q: Who is their leader?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-14-2008 23:32 |
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A: Hans MolemanQ: do any societies live below the mole people?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-15-2008 06:48 |
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A: No they are the lowest level.Q: Who is above them?
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PazuzuJr
Liquid Emperor
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 02-15-2008 12:17 |
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A: The star nosed mole peopleQ: And above them is..?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-15-2008 13:57 |
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A: The hideous above ground city dwellers, also known as humansQ: Are there any societies above us?
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PazuzuJr
Liquid Emperor
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 02-15-2008 16:02 |
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A: not at the moment but in the future the moles will get their revenge and move above us.Q: when will this happen?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 02-15-2008 16:29 |
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A: In a 1000 years.Q: Why so long? ------------------
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry/Leela ♥
I ♥ Chekov.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 02-15-2008 22:34 |
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A: Becuase Moleman can't more very fast.Q: How will they do it?
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PazuzuJr
Liquid Emperor
Since: Oct 2006
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posted 02-16-2008 06:56 |
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A: Form alloys with the star nosed molesQ: How will the star-nosed moles help?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 02-16-2008 09:46 |
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A: they will kill all enemiesQ: is Fry ready to get married
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