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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
 Since: Mar 2007
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posted 01-06-2008 00:10 |
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A: Igner.Q: Why is Igner so dumb if both of his parents are genius'? TOTP Violence
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Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold." Fry/Leela ♥ I ♥ Chekov. [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 01-06-2008).]
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
 Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-06-2008 11:31 |
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because he also doesn't have the delta brain wave he had gone back in time and became his own grandfatherhow come the nibloinians (or w/e they are called) didn't pick him to do all their dirty work? (saving the world etc)
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
   
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-06-2008 12:32 |
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A: They did it in a room with 7 microwaves on at the same timeQ: What were they using 7 microwaves for?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 01-06-2008 13:09 |
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A: So Fry won't have to do all the dirty work!
Q: If Clamps had his own phone company, would it be called, "Clamp'd"?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-07-2008 21:06 |
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A: No.Q: Why would Clamps even want to start a phone company?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-08-2008 21:07 |
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so he can clamp you long distancewhy does clamps like clamping people so much
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bohbjm
Crustacean
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-08-2008 21:16 |
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Deep down he really doesn't, he just wants to look cool in front of Joey Mousepad.What else does he do to look cool?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 01-08-2008 21:22 |
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A: He tries to emulate Bender.Q: Why Bender and not the Donbot?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-08-2008 22:08 |
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A: Because the Donbot is his boss and bosses are never cool. Q: Why does he work for the Donbot?
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AllForChocolate
Crustacean
Since: Nov 2007
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posted 01-08-2008 22:18 |
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because the Donbot put him through Clamping School.What would the offspring of the foot mutant and the pig/gills mutant look like?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-09-2008 00:41 |
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A: Telly SavalasQ: Who were Hattie's former husbands?
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bohbjm
Crustacean
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-10-2008 14:49 |
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Elzar and, for a few days, Luur, (She's the one who likes lilac.)Why didn't she marry zoidberg?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-10-2008 22:17 |
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A: She wasn't that desperate.Q: Who is that desperate?
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 02:02 |
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A: Zapp Brannigan.Q: What would Zapp find attractive about Zoidberg?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 08:03 |
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who knows he has sexlexia and therefore its difficult for him to learn stuff like Zoidberg is horribly uglywhat does zoidberg think of zapp?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 16:31 |
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A: He wonders if velour might be good to eatQ: If Mom hired Scruffy to work for her, what would she have him do?
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The Mullet
Delivery Boy
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 01-11-2008 22:08 |
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A: they had five children, at least three of them chineese.Q: what were they like
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-13-2008 09:34 |
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extremely confused aboout their racehow did they end up chinese?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 01-13-2008 18:12 |
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A: Ancient Chinese Secret!Q: Why does Leela get offended when someone makes fun of her nose and not so much about her eye?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-13-2008 18:41 |
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caus her nose is ugly look at itif leela has a nice eyeball and sal has a nice ass what does bender have?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 01-13-2008 21:37 |
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A: A nice antenna.Q: What's so nice about Bender's antenna? ------------------
Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold." Fry/Leela ♥ I ♥ Chekov.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-13-2008 22:01 |
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A: It picks up AM, FM, SW, cell phone and CB frequencies.Q: What's Bender's favorite radio station?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-14-2008 02:09 |
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A: Q 1:02 "Lock it in and ip off the knob"Q: Why does Bender like the Q?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-15-2008 22:32 |
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A: Because John Cleese's Head is the DJ.Q: Who else works there.
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-16-2008 00:52 |
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A: Dwight schrute, revolver ocelot, and optimus primeQ: What type of music does the q play in 3000?
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-16-2008 11:27 |
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A: Ultrametal, the new elevator music.Q: What's the most popular Ultrametal band?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-16-2008 11:51 |
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cradle of FarnsworthWhos in the band and what do they play? (props if you throw a holophoner in there)
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-16-2008 13:24 |
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A: R2d2 on the holophoner, Johnny 5 on lead vocals, Megaman on bass, robbie the robot on drums, and starscream on lead guitarQ: what's the least popular band in the future?
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JackedOn
Bending Unit
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 01-16-2008 21:37 |
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cannibal crustaceanwhat was their hit song?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-16-2008 21:50 |
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A: A remake of "Soulja Boy". (Shudders)Q: Who actually likes them?
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bend_her
Starship Captain
Since: Jun 2007
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posted 01-17-2008 01:33 |
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A: Vinnie, from Zoidberg's scuttling pond.Q: Aside from Zoidberg, who else did Vinnie beat up?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-17-2008 16:58 |
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A: ZoidfarbQ: What does zoidfarb do for a living?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-17-2008 21:55 |
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A: He's a bad encyclopedia salesman.Q: What else does he sell?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-18-2008 07:22 |
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A: umm books i guess Q: Which brain wave is Fry missing
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SpaceJockey
Delivery Boy
Since: Dec 2004
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posted 01-18-2008 12:08 |
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A: All of them except the one that remembers where he put the TV remote.Q: Where did Fry put the TV remote?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-18-2008 16:52 |
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A: up his assQ: Is fry gay?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 01-18-2008 22:33 |
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A: No.Q: Are you ever going to ask something that doesn't involve Fry being gay in some way?
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SonicPanther
Professor
Since: Jun 2006
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posted 01-19-2008 01:16 |
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A: Perhaps, when he grows out of acting like he's ten.Q: If Fry really was gay, would we know?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 01-19-2008 16:35 |
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A: No but Fry isn't gay i just ask to see wat people thinkQ: How did bender put his arms back on in the first episode
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 01-19-2008 20:39 |
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A: He picked up the first one with his foot. Q: What if Fry were bipolar?
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