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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Frisco17
Urban Legend
    
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-15-2008 21:38 |
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A: Lemons!Q: Why they hell do they want lemons?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-15-2008 21:59 |
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A: Lemons are better than grapefruitQ: Why?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-15-2008 22:10 |
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A: Because lemons cause less damage when thrown at them, when they're pretending to sing & prancing onstage.Q: Why would anyone even consider going to the Spice World? Really, why?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 06:59 |
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A: Don't worry SJ, no-one can go there now that it has been quarantined, pending the DOOP's decision on it's destruction.Q: Why are the DOOP taking such a long time over this?
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-16-2008 07:12 |
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A: Because Zapp Branigan secretly adores the inhabitants of Spice World and is slowing the decision making process down behind the scenes.Q: Why hasn't anyone in DOOP cottoned on the the fact the Zapp is an incompetent buffoon? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 07:29 |
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A: They all realized it, they're just too lazy to do anything.Q: Is there anybody else DOOP thinks is a buffoon?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 11:29 |
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A: Scooby Doo.Q: What have the DOOP got against Scooby?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-16-2008 13:35 |
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A: Scooby got drunk at a DOOP assembly and called them all rucking roucheragsQ: What was scooby drinking when he said this?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 14:27 |
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A: No one knows; he won't tell anyone. As Scooby says "Ro one rerrs re rhat ro rink!"Q: Why did Scooby become such an alcoholic dog?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-16-2008 14:32 |
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A: He was the only survivor of the mystery machine crashQ: what caused the mystery machine to crash?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 14:36 |
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A: Velma was in a knock down, drag out chick fight with Daphne.Q: What were they fighting about?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-16-2008 14:43 |
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A: who the harlem Globetrotters liked moreQ: Who did the globetrotters like more?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 14:54 |
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A: Daphne. Everyone prefers Daphne.Q: What other fights have happened over the Globetrotters?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 15:40 |
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A: Don't know them all, but Morbo particularly didn't like being called a "Jive Sucker". Q: What does Morbo think of basketball?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 15:49 |
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A: He hates it and will destroy it.Q: How will Morbo destroy basketball?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 16:59 |
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A: He will kill all the "pathetic human" basketball players.Q: What does Lrrrr think of basketball?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 18:12 |
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A: The concept of basketball infuriates and confuses Lrrr.Q: Does Lrrr like blurnsball?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 18:53 |
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A: No, he finds the field they play on to be "chalky & unpleasant".Q: Does Morbo like Blernsball?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 19:32 |
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A: Yes, he loves it.Q: Why does Morbo love blernsball?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 21:14 |
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A: Because it reminds him of his home planet's favorite sport.Q: What's Morbo's home planet's favorite sport?
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Frisco17
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-16-2008 22:14 |
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A: Burnsball. It's exaclty like blernsball but the losing team is thown into the ceremonial "pit of death and fire".Q: Is it popular anywhere else?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-16-2008 22:47 |
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A: Only a couple of places.Q: Why do so few people like Burnsball?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 23:17 |
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A: Because once you lose, that's it; no more Burnsball for you.Q: Wasn't Burnsball named after C. Montgomery Burns?
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hobbitboy
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-17-2008 05:52 |
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A: No. It is actually named in honor of that much more ancient and evil despot- Dr "Boo" Urns. Morbo's people care not for some pathetic character from a mere 1000 year old earth cartoon. THEY WILL DESTROY HIM!Q: What had Dr Urns done to so impress Morbo's people? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 05-17-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 10:31 |
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A: He destroyed an entire planet with just a socket wrench, a tube of toothpaste, and a picture of Bugs Bunny.Q: How did he do it? 
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Bendersfan1221
Liquid Emperor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 11:06 |
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A: He pulled a MacGyver... of course.Q: What purpose did the picture of Bugs Bunny serve in the destruction of the planet?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 11:07 |
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Beaten to itA: To distract the population. Q: Why would a picture of Bugs Bunny be the best choice as a distraction? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-17-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 12:29 |
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A: The planet is BunnyFanulon7
Q: Why did he use the socket wrench?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 13:19 |
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A: He pulled a MacGuyver; it's probably all he had to work with.Q: Who's the leader of BunnyFanulon 7?
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ShepherdofShark
Professor
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 13:27 |
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A: Oddly enough, his name is Elma Fudd.Q: Do the people of BunnyFanulon 7 appreciate the irony of their leader's name?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 14:43 |
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A: No; they're more pissed off than anything else, because he walks around all day saying "Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting bunny wabbits; uh huh huh huh huh huh".Q: How did someone with the name Elma Fudd get to be the leader of a planet of rabbits?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 16:58 |
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A: Long story. To make it short, he held Tweetie da Birdy hostage and it all went down hill from there.Q: Are there any other planets that LOVE Bug Bunny?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 17:43 |
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A: The French Food planet LOVES Bugs Bunny (yikes).Q: What planets HATE Bugs Bunny?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 18:04 |
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A: Elmf87 and Sylvestazon 9.Q: Why do they hate Bugs Bunny?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 19:09 |
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A: They don't get as much attention as Bugs Bunny.Q: What other planets are based on Warner Bros cartoon characters?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 19:15 |
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A: Yosam 29 and Tomerry 8Q: Are there planets based on Futurama?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 20:36 |
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A: Planets, no; Universes, yes.Q: Who was the first MVP player in Blernsball?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Starship Captain
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-17-2008 20:45 |
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A: Jackie McCarthyQ: Who was second to McCarthy?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-17-2008 20:53 |
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A: Andrew McCarthyQ: How did Andrew McCarthy become a blernsball player?
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seattlejohn01
Urban Legend
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-17-2008 21:05 |
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A: He couldn't get work as an actor, so he tried out for a team.Q: How did Andrew McCarthy end up in the future, when he was a young adult star in the 1980's?
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