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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 21:07 |
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A: Jello, but not cherry flavored Jello.Q: Why not cherry flavored jello?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-10-2008 21:16 |
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A: They think it's blood that's gone bad.Q: Why do zombies care if something is spoiled? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 05-10-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 00:24 |
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A: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you have lowered standards.Q: Why is the Space Pope a crocodile?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-11-2008 01:03 |
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Because his parents were crocodilesDoes the Space Pope have any offspring? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 01:28 |
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A: No, all his little crocodiles were eaten by another male crocodile.Q: What does the Space Pope enjoy eating?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 09:32 |
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A: Space wafers.Q: How are space wafers different from ordinary wafers?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 10:00 |
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A: They're in space!Q: Do other creatures enjoy space wafers?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 12:56 |
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A: No, well they might enjoy them, but the Space Pope eats them all.Q: What other things does the Space Pope eat all of?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 13:38 |
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A: The Space Pope LOVES Kippys!Q: How do you eat a Kippy?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-11-2008 13:42 |
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A: (This is horrible) You fry the puppy head in batter and then season it with the juice from the squishy body.Q: What other horrible recipes are there?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 13:48 |
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Oh god, what have I started...A: Glagnor's Human Rhinds, made from pre-soylent green people, comes to mind. Q: What food do the signoids from Signus 8 eat?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-11-2008 22:39 |
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A: Various kinds of horrible pizza.Q: What makes it so horrible?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-11-2008 23:31 |
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A: The ingredients; rats, cockroaches, bees, vomit, slime, etc.Q: What do Signoids & Decapodians have in common?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-12-2008 00:03 |
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A: Smelly genitals (don't worry there's no follow up question)Q: aside from super king, captain yesterday, and clobberella, are there any other super heroes in the future?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-12-2008 00:54 |
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A: Yes there are. Otherwise who could possibly deal with those evil supervillains like the Scoutmaster err, I mean the Zookeeper?Q: Why haven't we seen any other superheroes in Futurama? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 05-12-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 02:44 |
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A: Good question. Let's ask Zapp Brannigan...Me: Zapp, why haven't we seen any other superheroes? Zapp: What are you talking about? I'm a superhero; I'm about as super hero as they come! Kif, come here & sing my praises while I change into my superhero uniform. Kif: Uggggghhhhhh.... Q: Besides Zapp (who's a superhero in his own mind), what are some of the names of other superheros?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 10:10 |
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A: The Zoomanager, The Brain, and Bending Man.Q: What super power does the Zoomanager have?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 11:23 |
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A: He's an excellent dreamer. He once dreamt of a zoo that could fit inside a key. Granted that wasn't one of his best dreams.Q: What were some of the Zoomanager's better dreams?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 11:32 |
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A: Saving the world from Zombie Indians and saving NNY from Ballerina Warriors of Danizon 12.Q: Where did the Zombie Indians come from?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 12:20 |
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A: Ancient Indian burial grounds, naturally.Q: Why were the Zombie Indians a threat to the world? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-12-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 12:29 |
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A: They threatened to turn everyone into a Zombie Indian as well. The highways of the world would have been choked with stands selling Kachina dolls.Q: What other zombie natives are there?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 14:19 |
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A: There's the Zombie Natives of Quagulon 7 and the Undead Pirate Natives of Kloogon 5.Q: Do the undead pirates clash with the zombie natives?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 14:41 |
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A: Yes, cause one is green and one is gray (a terrible colour combination).Q: Which ones are green and which are gray?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 14:45 |
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A: Pirates are green. Zombies are grey.Q: Do zombies prefer grey over every other color?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 14:57 |
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A: Brains are grey (now ignoring my American spell checker) so quite simply - Yes!Q: Are there any zombiebots? Or is that a silly idea?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 16:40 |
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A: That's silly! Of course there are zombiebots!  Q: Where do these zombiebots live?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 17:55 |
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A: On Zombatron, where the battle between the Undeadbots and the Deceptizombs has raged for 1000s of years.Q: Who is the leader of the Deceptizombs?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 18:55 |
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A: Alphonsius the Harsh.Q: Why was he nicknamed "the harsh"?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 18:58 |
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A: You don't want to know.Q: Why don't you want to know?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 19:05 |
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A: Because it's harsh!Q: Who's the leader of the Undeadbots?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-12-2008 20:57 |
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A: George of ASDA.Q: What does ASDA mean?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-12-2008 23:19 |
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A: The Amalgamated Society of Dead Automotons.Q: What are the membership requirements of the ASDA?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-13-2008 01:29 |
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A: Being a robot and being deadQ: How can a society be formed if all of its members are dead?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-13-2008 06:20 |
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Luckily one of the first robots to realize that it was dead had been a bureacurat bot in its previous life. So it just filled out the requisite forms and, voilą, the society was formed.Before it was dropped, ASDA had a third membership requirement. What was it? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-13-2008 12:02 |
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A: A thirst for human blood.Q: How can robots thirst for anything when they run on alcohol?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-13-2008 12:38 |
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A: They cant, but zombies can.Q: How do the undead parts of zombiebots cope with all the alcohol?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-13-2008 14:14 |
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A: They're so ripped by it, they don't even know they're drunk.Q: What other things do zombiebots have trouble coping with?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-13-2008 16:11 |
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A: The fact that they aren't zombies, they're robots that look like zombies.Q: Why did they make zombiebots?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 05-13-2008 16:51 |
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A: To scare people.Q: Why did they feel the need to scare people with Zombiebots?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-13-2008 17:03 |
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A: Because sometimes you just gotta scare people.Q: What do zombiebots look like?
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