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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 12:55 |
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A: No, I've forgotten. The rivals of the Platypuses of Aquanot 4 are the giant mutant ground squirrels from Loseria minor.Q: Why are they rivals?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 13:01 |
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A: They both have a time share condo on Condominius 5 and cannot agree on when they take their holidays.Q: Are there any other real estate planets?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 15:58 |
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A: Foreclosuria Minor & Lossofequity 7.Q: What kind of real estate do they have on Lossofequity 7?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 16:05 |
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A: Cheap. Very cheap.Q: Which real estate planet is the most expensive?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 16:10 |
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A: Chereatopia Aquillus. (anybody who knows french might understand)Q: Which planets sold Chereatopia Aquillus their planets for real estate?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 19:14 |
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A: The Indian Island planet Manhatten 4. Q: How much did they get for Chereatopia Aquillus?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-07-2008 19:40 |
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A: A gigantic diamond and some scented soaps.Q: Where do those Indians live now?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-07-2008 20:28 |
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A: Now that they're rich, they moved to Los Angeles, where they hang out with Lindsay Lohanbot, Paris Hiltron & the 34th reincarnation of the Dahli Lahma.Q: What other famous Celebutardbots exist in the 31st century?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-08-2008 16:22 |
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A: None, they've all been recalled.Q: Why have they been recalled?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-08-2008 16:42 |
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A: They're too dumbQ: Who programmed them too dumb?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 05-08-2008 16:47 |
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A: Farnsworth when he went on an Acid trip.Q: Where else did Farnsworth do on the acid trip? Edited to put the grammar error back, at the urgence of SoS. [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 05-08-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-08-2008 17:28 |
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A: Since I'm not on acid, I will have to answer that question in two ways.Q1: Where else did Farnsworth go on the acid trip?
A1: Everywhere Q2: What else did Farnsworth do on the acid trip?
A2: He watched a movie that had a scene with an acid trip. Q: What movie was it?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-08-2008 18:33 |
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A: That fine 1970's Swedish classic "Scenes From An Acid Trip".Q: Who starred in this film?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-08-2008 19:31 |
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A: Bagpuss (sorry)Q: Is "Scenes From An Acid Trip" considered a classic in the 31st century?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-08-2008 21:12 |
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A: No, in the 31st century it's known as "Scenes From Cooking With The Essence of True Flavor". Starring Timoth Learytron.Q: What other films are favorites in the 31st Century?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-08-2008 22:10 |
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A: Back to the Past, Saving Private Rytron and Bravebot.Q: Who is in them?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-08-2008 22:16 |
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A: Michael Foxtron, Tom Hanksbot & Thespian Unit 17.Q: Who's the most popular actor (besides Calculon) in the 31st Century?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 05-09-2008 00:27 |
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A: Calculon's evil twin/clone/amnesiac second cousinQ: What would happen if Bender underwent a moral crisis?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-09-2008 01:00 |
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A: That's not possible; Morality is not one of Bender's subroutines.Q: What is Bender's prime directive?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 10:58 |
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A: Cheese it.Q: What is Roberto's prime directive?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 05-09-2008 12:01 |
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A: Cut and Stab!Q: If the Professor is so smart, then how come he fell for Nudar's scheme?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-09-2008 12:30 |
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A: Everyone eventually falls for an internet scam.Q: What does Roberto do in his offtime (ie - his non-cutting & stabbing time)?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-09-2008 13:32 |
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A: He used to spend time with his wife and kids, until he stabbed themQ: Who would marry Roberto?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-09-2008 13:49 |
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A: His wife was the original stabbing unit, Stabutron Alpha.Q: Bender was made in America's Heartland - Mexico. Where was Stabutron Alpha made?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 19:38 |
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A: Leningrad. Currently known as St Petersburg.Q: Why did they change the name back to Leningrad?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-09-2008 22:04 |
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A: The old name was so boring.Q: Who decided to change the name?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-10-2008 00:09 |
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A: Zombie LeninQ: When and how did Lenin become a zombie?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-10-2008 04:25 |
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A: Lenin banned all religion a long time ago. Channukah Zombie found out, bit him, and the rest is history.Q: Who else has Channukah Zombie "zombified"?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 05:49 |
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A: He bit Stalin as well, so Zombie Lenin would have someone for company.Q: Do Zombie Lenin and Zombie Stalin get on?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-10-2008 06:14 |
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A: No. They take turns at having each other killed but, what with already being zombies and all, neither really accomplishes anything.Q: How did Channukah Zombie become a zombie? ------------------
"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 09:32 |
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A: He's the original zombie. He created Zombie Jesus, Zombie Mohammad, Zombie Buddha and the various Hindu Zombies.Q: Since we've only seen one Zombie in all of Futurama, I wonder, what do these other zombies do with their time?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 10:52 |
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A: They make sweaters for underprivileged cats.Q: Why cats and not dogs?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 11:21 |
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A: Zombies hate dogs.Q: Why do zombies hate dogs?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-10-2008 12:40 |
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A: They envy their hair coats.Q: What else do Zombies hate?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 13:25 |
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A: GorillasQ: What do zombies have against gorillas?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 17:39 |
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A: Nothing. Yet they still hate them.Q: What else do zombies hates for no reason?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 17:48 |
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A: Ravioli.Q: Do zombies all kinds of pasta?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-10-2008 17:51 |
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A: Zombies actually like Ziti; to them, it sounds like "Zombie".Q: What other foods do Zombies like?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-10-2008 18:19 |
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A: Asparagus. Q: Why do they like asparagus?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-10-2008 18:38 |
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A: Zombies are partial to bad smelling anything...Q: Besides asparagus, what do Zombie's like to eat?
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