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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 06:45 |
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A: Repairing the ship after crashing into the Sacred Shrine of Brothelium.Q: What kinds of offerings are placed at the shrine?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 12:45 |
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A: Old VHS copies of "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Deep Throat".Q: What other planets/structures has the Planet Express ship crashed into?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 13:28 |
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A: Now that's a big list. Might be easier to just axe this:Q: What planets/structures HASN'T the Planet Express ship crashed into?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 18:31 |
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A: Zevulon 12, the cockroach planet. Nobody travels to that planet.Q: Why not?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-30-2008 22:41 |
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A: Humans can't survive due to all the radiation. Why else would it be populated entirely by cockroaches?Q: Does Fry still have time for video games?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 23:55 |
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A: Yes, but he still sucks at them.Q: Is it because he's uncoordinated or because of his lack of Delta brain wave?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 00:48 |
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A: No, because all 31st century video game controllers are suppositoriesQ: Who enjoys playing these games?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 03:13 |
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A: Zapp Brannigan LOVES these games. It might have something to do with the "game controllers are suppositories" fact, but he won't own up to it.Q: What else does Zapp enjoy doing (besides enjoying his own image in the mirror or touching his fine "velour" uniform)?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-01-2008 10:32 |
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A: He burns things - he's a total pyromaniac.Q: What has Zapp burned in the past?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 12:08 |
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A: He used to be a hippie, so he tried burning his draft card. Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out how to make his matches work the way he wanted, and ended up burning his arm instead, which is why he wears long gloves & hates hippies.Q: What else does Zapp hate?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 12:48 |
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A: Klingon TransvestitesQ: Why does he hate them?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 13:04 |
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A: Zapp thought one of them was a woman, and had a "date" with her/him. Imagine how surprised he was...Q: What other mistaken shennanigans has Zapp gotten into?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-01-2008 13:11 |
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A: I'm not answering that - I just like the concept of Brannigan's shennanigans. Oh alright then, he once orbited a planet the wrong way round its one-way system and caused no less than 2,764 crashes.Q: Which planet was it and how was Zapp punished? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-01-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 17:57 |
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A: It was Nearsightismo 3, and he wasn't punished because none of the drivers could see him clearly enough to identify him.Q: Who else has had problems on Nearsightismo 3?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 18:39 |
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A: Mr MagoobotQ: Who invented the Magoobot?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 19:36 |
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A: The same inventor as the "3 Stoogetrons"Q: What do the 3 Stoogetrons do?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 21:11 |
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A: Pretty much just repeatedly smack eachother.Q: What other robot comedy groups are there?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 22:19 |
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A: Ab-bot and Costellomatic, The Bittle Rascals, and the Droids in the HallQ: Who are the most succesful robot musicians?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 22:32 |
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A: Right now, the most successful robot musicians is the group "Electricity".Q: What's their biggest hit?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-02-2008 00:09 |
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A: Watt's goin on Q: Are there any other Decapodian actors beside Harold Zoid?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 01:34 |
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A: Yes, there's Claws von Buwlow and Shell-y Hock.Q: What movie are they most famous for?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 11:56 |
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A: The original Star Claws Trilogy, released in 2977, 2980 and 2983.Q: Did anyone like the prequels they made in 2999, 3002 and 3005?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-02-2008 13:33 |
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a: only the GungansQ: What made them such bad movies?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 13:42 |
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A: Too much "Whoop, whoop, whoop", not enough plot.Q: Who was the star of "Raiders of the lost claw"?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 13:53 |
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A: Not sure of his name, but he played Clam Solo.Q: What other films have the Decapodians mades? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-02-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 14:31 |
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A: There's "Planet of the Clams", where lobster eats clam, and "Boiling Water Pot - A Love Story".Q: Who starred in "Planet of the Clams"?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 14:41 |
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A: Shellton HestonQ: What is Shellton Heston's opinion on firearms?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 14:59 |
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A: You can have his firearms, when you pry them from his cold, dead claws. Q: What's Shellton Heston's most famous line from a movie?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 16:07 |
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A: I cant remember any of his lines, but he was great in "Ben Hermit Crab" (it won 11 Lobscars). But it's a great question so I'll ask it again.Q: What's Shellton Heston's most famous line from a movie?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 16:48 |
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A: "Get your shell off me, you damn dirty clam!" - From Planet of the Clams.Q: How did Shellton Heston pass away?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-02-2008 21:39 |
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A: Went on vacation in a Japanese hot spring.Q: What happened to him?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-03-2008 06:52 |
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A: The spring was too hot and he boiled in his shell.Q: Total change of original question What were some of the last pieces of information assimilated by the Infosphere? (Not including beavers, carpets or 11>4) [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 05-03-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-03-2008 21:25 |
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A: The size of the universe, the meaning of life and the Colonel's secret recipe.Q: What is the meaning of life according to the infosphere? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 05-03-2008).]
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km73
Starship Captain
 Since: Aug 2007
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posted 05-03-2008 21:37 |
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A: Not forty-two. It's actually forty-seven.Q: What are the current contents of Fry's locker?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-04-2008 03:52 |
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A: His locker is empty. He forgot to put anything in it after the events of The Sting.Q: If puppies and kittens could interbreed, what would their offspring be? ------------------
"I believe we were all glad to leave New Zealand. It is not a pleasant place." Charles Darwin
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 05:10 |
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A: Puttens.Q: What do puttens look like?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 10:57 |
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A: Puppy body, kitten head.Q: Are puttens the cutest things on Earth?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 11:44 |
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A: No there is only one thing cuter than them.Q: What is the only thing cuter than a putten?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 13:58 |
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A: A kippy.Q: What is so cute about kippies?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 15:16 |
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A: They're part Kif, part puppies.Q: Which part is which? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 05-04-2008).]
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