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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-22-2008 21:43 |
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A: Nobody knows yet because the naming comitee hasn't decided. Ask again in 300 years.Q: What names are they currently considering? TOTPD
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-22-2008 23:31 |
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A: Stampintriplicata is the front runner right now, followed closely by beancounteria & requisitionformania.Q: What bureaucratic planets are currently members of the DOOP?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-23-2008 12:13 |
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A: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto!
Q: If Zoidberg's mother was a saint, how could he have known that if Decopodians die after mating?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-23-2008 21:09 |
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A: He heard it from somebody else.Q: Who told him?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
 Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-23-2008 21:53 |
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A: His cousin Zoidfarb.Q: What does Zoidfarb do?
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Unknown
Starship Captain
Since: Dec 2003
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posted 04-23-2008 23:10 |
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A: He's a lawyer in the same way that Zoidberg is a doctor.Q: Where did Zoidfarb go to law school?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-23-2008 23:14 |
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A: In a volcano.Q: Why did the what-if machine think the Professor had a pit of man-eating anteaters?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-24-2008 03:50 |
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A: It figured impulsive Leela saw it advertised in "What Pit" magazine and insisted he get one.Q: Who publishes "What Pit" magazine?
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The Mullet
Delivery Boy
Since: Sep 2007
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posted 04-25-2008 00:16 |
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A: The blind people who fall into holes alot.Q: Why are they blind?
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Debris
Crustacean
Since: Apr 2008
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posted 04-25-2008 03:09 |
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A: Too much jerking of the lower horn.Q: What other aphrodisiacs are on the market?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-25-2008 11:40 |
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A: Check out the store in Spanish Fry on Omicron Peresi 8 to find out!
Q: If Fry is so nice and Bender is so mean, how do they get along?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-25-2008 11:40 |
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A: cow's foot and vulcan earsQ: is there any meat Elzar can't jerk?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 15:07 |
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A: No, although new meats are found every week throughout the galaxy. Maybe an unjerkable one will be discovered.Q: What is the latest meat discovery?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 15:48 |
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A: Lemeat, a meat that tastes exactly like lemons.Q: Where was it discovered?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 16:57 |
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A: LemonopolisQ: Are there any other fruit based planets?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 17:35 |
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A: The Citric Galaxy is full of fruit based planets - it's a real "fruitopia" (oh, I can already hear the groans).Q: Are there any vegetable based planets? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-26-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 22:22 |
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A: Yep, one for every vegetable except broccoli.Q: What happened to the broccoli planet? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-26-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 23:53 |
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A: It was eaten by Galactus when he was super rippedQ: How much does it take to get galactus ripped?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 03:36 |
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A: A lot less than it takes to get Bender's battery fully charged up.Q: Does Bender truly need to drink, or want to drink?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 14:38 |
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A: Both. Although he wants to more than he needs to.Q: What is Sci-Fi like in the 31st century?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 15:12 |
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A: Kind of like Past-o-Rama - for example, nomads on Mongol horses wielding lasers.Q: What would Mayor Poopenmeyer do if Chaz, the mayor's aide, quit?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 17:36 |
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A: He'd find a competent replacement who wasn't such a suck up.Q: What characters might qualify for the position of Chaz's replacement?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-27-2008 20:19 |
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A: Larry, Walt and Igner.Q: Would they be any better?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 21:03 |
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A: Probably not. They'd be just as much of a suck up as Chaz.Q: What else could Mom's boys do for a living?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:08 |
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A: They could work on the kidney farms.Q: Where are the kidney farms?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 21:32 |
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A: They're located on the top of URectum.Q: What other things are grown/raised on URectum?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:49 |
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A: The shoulder fields of Urectum are a sight to behold in the spring. But Urectum's largest crop comes from the corn flake monsoons.Q: Who is the most successful farmer in the galaxy?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 00:28 |
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A: Farmer Johnsonbot.Q: What crop does he grow?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 14:02 |
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A: Genetically engineered eggplant, strawberries that actually grow with a straw attached for sucking out the juice and porncorn.Q: What is porncorn?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 15:06 |
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A: When it pops, it goes "Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!" sorry, you asked...Q: Why did Farmer Johnsonbot grow porncorn? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-28-2008).]
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 18:06 |
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A: Because it was like a giant orgasm in his mouth.Q: Who invented porncorn? [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 04-28-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 20:29 |
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A: Farmer Johnsonbot's distant relative, Ron Jeremyatron.Q: Who are some other of Farmer Johnsonbot's porncorn inventing relatives?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-29-2008 01:01 |
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A: Jenna Jametron, Traci Lordsbot, John Holmesomatic, and Linda Lovelace UnitQ: are there any other pornographic vegetables?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-29-2008 01:16 |
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A: The orgasmopotato and the moneyshoturnip come to mind.Q: Where do they grow these "vegetables"?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 11:38 |
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A: They are grown in trouser tents on Erectus 4.Q: Who is the main importer of moneyshoturnips?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-29-2008 11:48 |
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A: The climaxitrons of Chicachicawowwow Minor.Q: Who else imports moneyshoturnips?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 12:02 |
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A: Lord Jizzo, ruler of Spunkulon.Q: Is this thread going to get any cleaner?
A: Not if I can help it. Q: How did Lord Jizzo come to rule Spunkulon? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-29-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-29-2008 12:56 |
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A: he was appointed by his predecessor, king DongQ: Do the PE crew ever have to make any deliveries to any of the porno planets?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-29-2008 14:03 |
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A: Yes, but they got banned from the planets.Q: What happened during the delivery?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-29-2008 21:30 |
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A: Bender stole too much and Fry maxed out all his credit cards.Q: What was Leela doing when this happened?
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