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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 22:10 |
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A: The pigeon-man of Hujor IIIQ: How did he create them?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 22:24 |
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A: The Pigeon man fed cheese from mutated buggalo milk (passed through rats' balls at light speed) to pigeons. The results were terrible. Q: What else did the Pigeon man of Hujor III create? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-13-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-14-2008 16:11 |
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A: A race of super intelligent buggalo wranglers.Q: Why would anyone need to wrangle buggalo?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 16:47 |
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A: Everything needs wrangling in the 31st century.Q: Which things especially need wrangling?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-14-2008 18:20 |
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A: Signoids for one. If you don't stay on top of them, you'll find them living in your oven.Q: Where else do Signoids make their home?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 22:36 |
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A: Dustbins, fridges, and even the TV if you leave it off long enough.Q: What other species make their homes in household items?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-15-2008 02:38 |
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A: The migrating dust-bunnys of dirtatious 5Q: What do they do?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-15-2008 16:32 |
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A: Primarily congregate in corners, collecting dust as a hobby.Q: What else do they do?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-15-2008 21:55 |
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A: They viciously attack anyone who passes by their sacred cave.Q: What's in there? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-15-2008).]
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
  
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-16-2008 01:02 |
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A: Weapons grade plutoniumQ: what do dust bunnies plan to do with plutonium?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-16-2008 07:45 |
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A: Build a Plutarch, so they will have a means of saving themselves when their sacred cave becomes submerged during the Great Flood.Q: What is going to trigger the coming of the Great Flood?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-16-2008 16:15 |
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A: The third coming of Jesus.Q: If he's coming again for the 3rd time, why can't he get it right?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-17-2008 00:41 |
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A: Like they say, 3rd times a charmQ: Will his 3rd time be the charm, or will he have to come again?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-17-2008 01:15 |
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A: He'll have to come again.Q: What will happen to screw up the third coming? [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 04-17-2008).]
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Bender'sRevenge
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2006
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posted 04-17-2008 01:20 |
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A: He'll take away all underpants.Q: How many girders could a bending unit bend, if a bending unit could bend girders? [This message has been edited by Bender'sRevenge (edited 04-17-2008).]
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-17-2008 05:26 |
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A: "All of them, baby!" (Until it gets to the disguised 'unbendable' girder.)Q: How many girders must a bending unit bend, if said bending unit wants to make a suicide booth?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 11:14 |
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A: The 4 primary structural girders. Plus 17 secondary girders.Q: What function do the 17 secondary girders perform? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-17-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-17-2008 21:32 |
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A: "Secondary girders" is code for the weapons that are installed. Q: Why are they so secret about it?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-18-2008 05:11 |
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A: They learned their lession in the Great Suicide Booth Espionage Scandal (GSBES) of 2413.Q: What else does GSBES stand for?
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tyraniak
Urban Legend
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-18-2008 13:20 |
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A: Gumbercules Solves Brannigan's Elephant SnafuQ: What was said Elephant Snafu?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 15:05 |
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A: The snafu happened cause Zapp brought thousands of mice to the Elephant homeworld, Elephantos 12. (And thanks for introducing me to a new word tyraniak).Q: What did Zapp hope to achieve by bringing mice to Elephantos 12?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 17:31 |
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A: Chaos. As a prelude to invasion & carpet bombing.Q: Why did Zapp want to invade and/or bomb Elephantos 12?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-18-2008 22:57 |
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A: He has a grudge against Elephants.Q: Why?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 23:56 |
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A: They killed his parents.Q: How did this happen?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-19-2008 21:08 |
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A: His father was trying to emulate Hannibal and the Elephants got annoyed and killed him. Q: What was he doing to make them so mad?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 22:27 |
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A: He kept saying he was going to eat an Elephant "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...pfffffft". Elephants don't react well to "pffffft".Q: What DO Elephants react well to?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 07:34 |
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A: Good quality stand-up, cause they don't have any on their planet anymore.Q: Why is there no stand-up on Elephantos 12?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 11:28 |
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A: All the comics were killed in the Great Comic Massacre of 2958.Q: That caused the Great Comic Massacre adn subsequent lack of comics?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-20-2008 12:19 |
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A: A war between Marvel and Archie!
Q: If Bender can speak bumble bee (like he did in The Sting), can he speak elephant?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 13:01 |
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A: No; last time he tried, he caused a stampede.Q: What other languages can Bender speak?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:30 |
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A: He speaks poodle, but they're all dead so it's useless to him.Q: Going back to Tyraniak's earlier question - how did Gumbercules solve the Elephant snafu?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 19:44 |
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A: Mice traps. Lots and lots of mice traps.Q: What caused the poodles to die out?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 19:52 |
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MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, real answer coming up: A: They all committed suicide during the Great Dog Groomers' Strike of 2143. Q: What made the Dog Groomers go on strike?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 20:02 |
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A: They were facing losing their jobs due to being replaced by doggroomingbots.Q: Why would anyone create a doggroomingbot?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-20-2008 21:04 |
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A: The snooty old people were tired of paying people to do it.Q: What other debilitating strikes were there?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 22:05 |
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A: The feces processor walkout of 2436 and the Bureaucratic strike of 2875.Q: What caused the Bureaucratic strike of 2975?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-21-2008 08:06 |
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A: A sudden rise in the number of instances where members of the general public were found to be bucking the system by doing their paperwork themselves.Q: How was the Bureaucratic strike of 2975 different from the Bureaucratic strike of 2875? [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 04-21-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 12:42 |
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A: The bureaucratic strike of 2975 was caused by the bureacrats losing the majority of the "settle the 2875 conflict" paperwork, and forgetting to stamp the remaining forms in triplicate.Q: What other bureaucratic snafoos have happened over the years?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 14:20 |
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A: The stamping ink shortage of the 2890s was terrible. Ink supplies were so low that bureaucrats were forced to only stamp forms 2 times, they are still going through the backlog and putting the 3 extra stamps in place.Q: How much longer will it take to clear the backlog from the Ink crisis?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 17:32 |
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A: 25 years exactly; no more, no less.Q: What's the name of the newly created Bureaucratic headquarters homeworld?
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