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Topic: "I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 13:11 |
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A: From the Master Clampmaker on Clampulon 3. Then he clamped him.Q: What skills allowed Joey Mousepad to join the Robot Mafia?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 13:37 |
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A: The Donbot let Joey join cause he felt stupid saying "the entire Robot Mafia" when it was just him.Q: Will any one else (besides Bender) ever get into the Robot Mafia?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
 Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 14:14 |
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A: Yes.Q: Who would be robot enough to join the entire Robot Mafia? [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 04-06-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 15:34 |
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A: The Robot Devil, for one.Q: If Hedonismbot promotes a hedonistic lifestyle, and the Robot Mafia promote crime, what other robots promote vices and/or crimes?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 15:57 |
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I have to say I think the Robot Devil would never join the mafia. He's robot enough to be sure, but he owns the mafia (they're all on the wheel).A: They've got it covered between them. The Robot Mafia keeps people supplied; Hedonismbot keeps them wanting. Q: What does buggalo cheese taste like? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-06-2008).]
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 16:04 |
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A: Like a mix of Gouda and provalone.Q: What other animals have products that can be made in to cheese like substances? ------------------
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry/Leela ♥
I ♥ Chekov.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 18:57 |
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A: The Goatensteins of Monsteria Minor, and the curd creatures of Xylex 7.Q: What is considered the "Best Food" in the 31st century?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-06-2008 21:31 |
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A: Bender's tainted cooking.Q: What was it before that?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 23:53 |
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A: The original Signoid Pizza.Q: Besides hideous pizza, what's the favorite variety of food in the 31st?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 03:20 |
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A: Bavarian cream-dogs that are self microwaving.Q: What do they use instead of DVDs in the 31st century?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 06:55 |
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A: DVVDs. Digital Very Versatile Discs.Q: Why are DVVDs better than DVDs (apart from their extra versatility)? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:26 |
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A: They come in many scents; the one Fry has smells like wet dog.Q: Why would someone create a DVD that has a questionable scent?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 16:38 |
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A: Some alien species living on Earth can only smell things; it's like subtitles - that "wet dog" smell is a complete movie, with extras, to the people of.. er...Q: What aliens are there that can only smell things?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 16:42 |
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A: The nostril monsters of Planet Odiferous 3 & the creatures from noseilas minor.Q: What other aliens are based on only 1 sense?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 17:22 |
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A: The Tutcheefeelese of the Invaidure Space. The second most annoying species in the Universe.Q: What is the most annoying species in the Universe? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-07-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 20:02 |
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A: There are lots of annoying species, but the Sulphur Gas creatures of Smellulon 6 are considered to be the most annoying; they can clear out a room faster than any creature alive.Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any friends?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-07-2008 20:21 |
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A: Yes, the Muuns because they don't have noses.Q: Who else can put up with them?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-07-2008 21:08 |
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A: The Breathing Equipment people of Gasmaskopia.Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any purpose?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 21:22 |
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A: No.Q: Why would they exist if they have no purpose?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-07-2008 23:57 |
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A: For the sheer purpose of existing.Q: Was Fry cooler as Captain Yesterday or Congo Jack?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 00:35 |
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A: Captain Yesterday; he had super powers.Q: Besides strength, speed & invulnerability to bullets, what other powers did Fry have?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-08-2008 11:09 |
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A: He was super-cool. But he never got a chance to measure his coolness with the coolometer.Q: How many Megafonzies did Fry read when he was using the miracle cream?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-08-2008 14:29 |
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A: 100,000 megafonzies to be exact.
Q: Instead of a French head, what if Fry grabbed an Italian head in BBS?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-08-2008 21:22 |
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A: It would have been Benito Mussolini.Q: How would that have affected BBS?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-08-2008 23:24 |
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A: The film would have immediately taken a nasty fascist turn, and wouldn't have sold well.Q: What other things might have affected BBS for the worse?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 09:10 |
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A: Killing off all the PE crew and replacing them with owls.Q: How would this affect business for Planet Express?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 12:54 |
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A: It would shut down Planet Express, because Zoidberg's people would be on those owls like white on rice, and there would be no one left to run the company.Q: How would things be if Zapp ran Planet Express?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 13:14 |
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A: Very sexfull.Q: With Zapp running Planet Express, where would they make most of their deliveries?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 13:40 |
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A: The "enhancement" planets of Cialis 8 & Viagra Major.Q: If Zapp were in charge, who would be in his crew?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-09-2008 17:55 |
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A: Pilot: Vanessa Takerbrahov. Delivery Boy: Justin Thurway. Assistant manager of sales: Bender. Q: Why would Zapp keep Bender on the crew? [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-09-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-09-2008 21:36 |
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A: For entertainment value.Q: Who are Vanessa Takerbrahov & Justin Thurway, and why would Zapp have them as part of his crew?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 06:06 |
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A: Vanessa (an ex-prostitute) was hired because of her tendency to remove her clothes. Justin (who's never had a job before) is an idiot that Zapp hired to make himself look good.Q: Does Zapp look good in front of his idiotic employee?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 12:52 |
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A: No. Even idiotic employees have a low opinion of Zapp.Q: If Zapp were in charge, what people might hire them to make deliveries?
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upside_ur_head
Delivery Boy
Since: Jul 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 14:27 |
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A. The Neutral people on the Neutral planet as they have no opinon of Zapp one way or the other.Q. Do the Neutral people have an opinon on anything?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 14:56 |
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A: All their opinions are neutral.Q: What caused the Neutral people to become so neutral? [This message has been edited by Bendersfan1221 (edited 04-10-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 20:57 |
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A: They're simply born with a heart full of neutrality.Q: What happens to people who have opinions on the Neutral Planet?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 22:10 |
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A: No one knows; no one's ever had an opinion there.Q: Besides scissors, what frightens the yarn people of Nylar 4?
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Bendersfan1221
Professor
Since: Mar 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 22:16 |
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A: Fire and sharp objects.Q: How did the Yarn people of Nylar 4 come to be?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 22:25 |
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A: A lab experiment gone horribly awry.Q: What other races of creatures were created in similar tragic experiments?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-11-2008 21:35 |
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A: The pigeon-rats of Hujor III.Q: Who created them?
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