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i_need_help
Delivery Boy
 Since: Apr 2004
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posted 03-10-2008 22:48 |
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the Devil's hands. Fry's hands are always...touching thingsWould you rather eat bachelor chow or the teriyaki style remains of a space emperor?
TOPD! Too bad I can't dance 
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 03-10-2008 23:05 |
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Bachelor chow. It now comes in CRUNCHY!Would you rather be a delivery boy in 1999, or travel 1000 years in the future...to be a delivery boy?
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-11-2008 19:56 |
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1000 years so i could get there faster and less pizza would be free and i'd get more moneywould you rather
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FryBender4
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2008
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posted 03-11-2008 19:58 |
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sorry i didn't finish would you rather be a future delivery boy or future hobo
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-11-2008 21:06 |
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Delivery boy, much more fun. At least in the future it is.Would you rather be a hobo or a mutant?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-11-2008 21:25 |
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Definitely a Hobo. Hobos can always change; Mutants can't...Would you rather have a hard carapice shell surrounding your body like Zoidberg, or a metallic body like Bender?
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Sine Wave
Professor
Since: Dec 2006
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posted 03-11-2008 21:45 |
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Metallic, transhumanism FTW.Would you rather go to the near-death star or become a head in a jar?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-11-2008 22:16 |
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The near-death star. A few chonotons later, and I'd be back to my old kick-ass self. Would you rather fly on the outside of the Planet Express ship, or on a Scooty Puff Jr.?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-12-2008 20:48 |
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I'd rather take my chances on the good old PE Ship. Remeber the Scooty Puff Jr sucks.Would you rather have the Kwanzabot's canoe or Chanukah Zombie's TIE fighter?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-12-2008 20:50 |
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Chanukah Zombie's; no one knows what Kwanza is...Would you rather have the Fry & Leela's mistletoe, or Santabot's TOW missle? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-12-2008).]
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-13-2008 20:46 |
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The TOW missile. More destructive potential.Would you rather have the parrot or the stink lizards?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-13-2008 23:44 |
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The parrot. One parrot is difficult enough to keep track of; 500 stink lizards would drive me insane.Would you rather have Bender as a robot, or reverse fossilized into a human?
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Frobot
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 14:25 |
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Have Bender stay a robot that way he doesnt dieWould you rather have Zapp become president or have Bender keep his Emotion chip
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-14-2008 20:39 |
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Zapp as president. If Bender had to live with that chio he'd probably kill himself...or everyone else. Would you rather live with Malfuntioning Eddie or Roberto?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-14-2008 21:11 |
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Malfunctioning Eddie; he'll blow up only once, while Roberto will keep on stabbing. HA-HAAAA!Would you rather have Professor Farnsworth as his old 150 year old self, or his younger self ("I've had a couple of beers, but I'm cool to drive" )?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 03-16-2008 15:55 |
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His younger self! Would you rather go golfing with Zoidberg or go on a heist with Bender?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-16-2008 17:04 |
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On a heist with Bender. Zoidberg can't even hold a club; Bender's good at stealing...Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with Leela, Amy or Morgan Proctor?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-16-2008 20:48 |
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Leela, then I would be the last man on Earth....or at least the island.Same question but stuck in traffic instead of an island.
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-16-2008 22:26 |
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I'd rather be stuck in traffic with Amy; she's low key & isn't demanding.Would you rather have Zoidberg's claws or Bender's need for alcohol?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-17-2008 20:15 |
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Zoidberg's claws. Then I could call myself "The Claw"Would you rather have gills or Z-Ray eyes?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-17-2008 21:52 |
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Mispost...[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 03-18-2008).]
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Frobot
Starship Captain
Since: Jan 2007
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posted 03-17-2008 22:38 |
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Z-Ray eyes because i could see anything AND I MEAN ANYTHING!Would you rather live in the lost city of Atlanta or the current city of Atlanta
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-18-2008 03:18 |
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The current city of Atlanta; you can't get some "tail" underwater...Would you rather have the Billions in Fry's bank account (before he lost them to Mom), or the true love of Leela?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 03-28-2008 05:25 |
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Frys bank account, but money doesnt bring you happiness, its the stuff you buy with it that does  Would you rather be an alcohol fuelled robot or an alien?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-28-2008 18:05 |
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An alcohol fueled robot, so I can be like Bender!Would you rather work in a Pizza restaurant for Mr. Pannucci or the Signoids?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-28-2008 21:07 |
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Mr. Panucci. His food is slightly less deadly. Also I could play Monkey Frackas Jr.Would you rather work for an Aquarium or a Whaling ship?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 02:16 |
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Aquarium. I'd rather feed Leelu than harpoon her.Would you rather go on the internet or play Blernsball?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 03-29-2008 04:02 |
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Blernsball: It seems easier to understand.Would you rather face Al Gore's deadly lasers or his deadly slide shows?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-29-2008 04:05 |
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It's a toss up; both of them will end up killing me.Would you rather have Professor Farnsworth's failing memory, or Dr. Zoidberg's lack of friends?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-29-2008 20:40 |
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Professor's memory. At least then I wouldn't remember what was failing.Would you rather work as an elf or a grunka lunka?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-30-2008 01:46 |
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Grunka Lunka. I'm not into holding hands with another dude.Would you rather die being eaten by man eating anteaters or in a suicide booth?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 03-31-2008 21:31 |
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Suicide booth. At least that has a "Quick and Painless" setting.Would you rather have to deal with a tar shark or the Hitler shark?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 03-31-2008 23:02 |
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Hitler shark. It'd start with the "Zeig Heil" salute, and I'd be able to escape.Would you rather have Bender or Dr. Zoidberg as a friend?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-01-2008 21:43 |
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Bender, then I'd have someone to plot evil schemes with.  Would you rather have to deal with Amy's parents or Fry's? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-01-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-01-2008 22:28 |
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Fry's. His parents can be reasoned with; Amy's parents will nag their kid into the grave.Would you rather ge frozen & go 1000 years into the future, or enter the time orb & go back 1000 years?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 02:56 |
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Definetly forward, I need technology like tv and mp3!Would you rather own a lazy robot or a grunka lunka?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 03:35 |
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Grunka lunka; they grumble a lot, but they're hard workers.Would you rather have Bender (as your personal robot) with or without the emotion chip installed?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 17:29 |
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Without the emotion chip. Otherwise, I would have everybody know exactly how I feel and when Bender had the chip installed, he had a bad habit of announcing the emotion. :PWould you rather become as smart as the Professor or have the Robot Devil's Hands??
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-02-2008 17:41 |
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I'd rather have the Robot Devil's hands. At least I'd be able to remember that I can do things...Would you rather have Seymour or Nibbler as a pet?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-02-2008 17:57 |
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Seymour!
He's loyal and will love you till the end of time!Would you rather be the worst blurnsball player ever or work as a whale biologist who hates whale biology? *hint to Three Hundred Big Boys*
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