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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 23:18 |
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Pharoah. Because he'd let me go.Would you rather ride a Buggalo or fly the PE ship?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 12:13 |
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A buggalo, cause then I'd get respect from the incredibly wealthy Martians.Would you rather eject chickens from a sand dune or Buggalo from a volcano?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-29-2008 21:35 |
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Chickens, everything's funnier with chickens.Would you rather own the eastern or western hemisphere on Mars?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-29-2008 21:53 |
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Western, it's the best hemisphere.Would you rather be the parasites king or a liquid emperor?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 06:41 |
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The parasite king - he rules some of the best parasites around. Hell, they ARE the best.Would you rather be liquid emperor or just the prime minister?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 09:29 |
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Prime Minister, nobody could drink me.
Would you rather be Bender or Amy for a day?
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David A
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Since: May 2002
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posted 04-30-2008 10:20 |
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Amy. She's rich, she's probably got other qualities...Would you rather be locked in a robot's closet with Michelle or Morgan Proctor?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 12:39 |
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How about both at the same time? Boom-chic-a-WOW-WOW...Would you rather live under the rule of Lrrrr or be a hippie in Free Waterfall Jr's commune?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-30-2008 22:44 |
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Lrrr, that guys got some fresh new ideas.Would you rather live in the underwater apartment or the on in Jersey?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-30-2008 22:52 |
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Jersey, it's not THAT bad.Would you rather be Hencho en Mexico or be able to bend unbendable girders?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-30-2008 23:53 |
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I'll bend the girders, thank you very much. No soy hecho en Mexico...Would you rather have an anchovie pizza or signoid food?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-01-2008 13:46 |
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Signoid food. Anything is better than anchovies.Would you rather eat an "edible" crown made of wood or a steamed carrot?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 17:54 |
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A steamed carrot. As long as it's not one of those cannibalistic mutant carrots from Vegetron 9.Would you rather fight Captain Kirk or Zoidberg (when he's under the influence of Claw Plaw!)?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-01-2008 21:16 |
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Kirk because I can easily use his ego against him.Would you rather be stuck at a Star Trek convention or with Melllvar?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-01-2008 22:34 |
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Melllvar. I can only take a limited number of spazz's, nerds & geeks at one time.Would you rather try to get an autograph from Kirk or Zapp?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 12:02 |
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Kirk, Zapp's a loser.Would you rather be Zapp's assistant or one of his soldiers?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 13:52 |
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It really doesn't matter which; the experience will be extremely degrading.Would you rather date Leela or a Lucy Luibot?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 13:59 |
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A Lucy Luibot would be easier to cope with.Would you rather have fresh ground executive in a heart shape, or a star?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 14:28 |
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Heart shape: it's heart healthy!Would you rather have a Lucy Luibot or Lucy Lui's head in a jar?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 14:46 |
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Again, a Lucy Luibot would be easier to cope with.Would you rather be a drunken bum or mentally ill (but I likes what what you said)?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 14:56 |
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A drunken bum sounds like it's more fun.Would you rather be Earthican President or the leader of Omicron Persei 8?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 15:53 |
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Omicron Persei 8's leader. I can take over Earth whenever I want.Would you rather go rocket skating or have a hot bubble ride?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-02-2008 16:52 |
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I'll take the rocket skating, thank you very much. I don't like falling if my bubble pops.Would you rather be friends with Bender or Zoidberg?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-02-2008 17:03 |
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Bender, cause it's easier to keep an eye on your money than your food.Would you rather have an X-ray eye or a Z-ray eye (don't forget, it's two more than 'X')?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-02-2008 21:37 |
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X-ray. Not too sure about that Z-ray thing.Would you rather work for Zapp or the Central Beureaucracy?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-03-2008 07:11 |
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The Central Bureaucracy. I want to drive a slow-mobile.As a Nibblonian, would you rather live on Earth or Eternium?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-03-2008 09:39 |
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Eternium, I could talk all I wanted and wouldn't have to make dumb animal noises.Would you rather be Uncle Zoid for a day or Nixon's head?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-03-2008 21:19 |
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Nixon definitly. It's like a blank check for mayhem.Would you rather be crushed by a mobile oppression palace or shredded by penguins? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 05-03-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 10:40 |
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Mobile Oppresion Palace. It's easier to hit them with a heat seaking mistle then to speak penguin.Would you rather be robot 1-X or the pain monster?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 15:22 |
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The pain monster. I'm sure he has more fun.Would you rather be a delivery boy in 1999 or 2999?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 15:51 |
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Spleesh! 2999, globviously.Would you rather see Fry as a fry (small fish) or Bender as a bender (politically incorrect term for gay)?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 16:03 |
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We've already seen what Bender acts like when feminized, so let's see Fry as a small fish.Would you rather have dinner conversation with Leela or Professor Farnsworth?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 17:09 |
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Professor, he's easier to tune out.Would you rather spend a year like Zoidberg or a year like one of the orphans at the orphanarium?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 20:08 |
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I'd rather be an orphan, because there's nothing quite as pathetic as BEING ALONE LIKE ZOIDBERG!Would you rather become Earthican President or own Planet Express?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 05-04-2008 21:42 |
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Owner of Planet Express because I would be impeached or something for always trying to have people killed by the NSA.Would you rather have one eye or two but one is fake? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 05-04-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 05-04-2008 22:03 |
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One eye, and I'd be proud of it!If you were Leela, would you rather marry Adlai or Lars?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-04-2008 22:31 |
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Neither. I'm a guy, and I find that offensive!  Would you rather work for planet express or the DOOP?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 05-05-2008 02:23 |
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Planet Express of course. There's a good chance that I'd get some screen-time ("Hi mom" ) and I wouldn't have to put up with Zapp Branigan very often (or for very long). quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Neither. I'm a guy, and I find that offensive!
Sheesh!  Lets try that again...Who would you rather see Leela marry: Adlai or Lars (if she had to marry one of them)? ------------------
"I believe we were all glad to leave New Zealand. It is not a pleasant place." Charles Darwin
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 05-05-2008 02:37 |
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Better...Lars. Adlai's a jerk. Would you rather see Earth attack the Nuetral planet, or the yarn people of Nylar 4?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 05-05-2008 08:11 |
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A: Neutral Planet - I want to see another beige alert.Q: Would you rather be Santa, Kwanzaabot or the Chanukah Zombie?
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