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Topic: Would you rather...
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:17 |
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Bender's crotch plate, so I can say, "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"Would you rather be a Neptunian or The Pain Monster?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:34 |
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The Pain Monster. Sure it'd be lots of work in late April but you've pretty much got the rest of the year off.Would you rather be an elf working for Santa or Bender (as Santa)?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 16:46 |
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Bender, it would all be over within a day.
Would you rather see more of Fry as a child or more of Leela as a child?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 20:01 |
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More of Leela as a child. Her in the orphanarium is interesting.Would you rather see Leela & Alkazar married, or Lrrrrr & Nnndddndnd divorced?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 20:03 |
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Lrr and Ndnd divorced. Seeing Leela and Alkazar together would make me too depressed.Would you rather be Alkazar or the Robot Priest?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 20:06 |
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I'd rather be the Robot Priest. Gotta love those robotologists...Would you rather see Zapp or Zoidberg with a girlfriend?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-20-2008 21:01 |
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Zapp only because Zoidberg would end up dead.Would you rather see more of Amy as a kid or all of Zoidberg's larval stages?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 21:29 |
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Zoidberg, I don't want to watch Mr. Wong making "fat jokes" for a couple episodes.Would you rather be Pazuzu or Unit 2313?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 22:02 |
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Pazuzu. I'd love to be able to fly.Would you rather be Zoidberg in his clam larval stage or Zoidberg in his Lamprey larval stage?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 22:10 |
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Clam Larval state. Lamprey's are just gross!Would you rather own robo-puppy or own a poppler from a baby till it becomes fully grown?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 22:33 |
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Robo-puppy. Popplers eat their parents when they become older.Would you rather have tinny tim or the robot preacher as a friend?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-21-2008 07:50 |
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Tinny Tim, he's more amicable.Would you rather the Robot Devil or the Robot Mafia as an enemy?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 12:44 |
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The robot devil; there's only one of him, and he doesn't have clamps.Would you rather be able to live underwater, or have Fry's superhero powers?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 14:26 |
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It would be great to be fast and also be from the past. Not just fast but from the past.Would you rather be fast or from the past?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-21-2008 16:37 |
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Be from the past. I'd get a second chance by going to the future.Would you rather be Nibbler or the Robot Devil for a day?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-21-2008 17:27 |
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The Robot Devil. He has SO much fun...Would you rather swim with Mushu or fight the brain spawn?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-22-2008 21:54 |
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Mushu, I unfortunatly have a Delta-brain wave.Would you rather spend a day in Robot Hell or Santa's Ice Fortress?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-22-2008 23:26 |
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Robot hell. I hate the cold.Would you rather fight Roberto or have to listen to the robot preacher for a day?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-23-2008 21:16 |
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Roberto. He won't try to convert me or something. Sure he's got a knife but I've got a healthy collection of guns so that works out.Would you rather listen to the Preacherbot or Father Changstein el Gamahl?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-25-2008 11:43 |
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The Preacher Bot!Would you rather have Bender be a folk singer, or a boxer?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-26-2008 15:50 |
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Boxer. Not a fan of folk music.Eat Elzar's food or Bender's made with his "confidence".
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-26-2008 16:35 |
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Eat Elzar's food. It looks so good!Would you rather be Mr. Wong or Crushinator 3000?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 03:33 |
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Crushinator 3000. Mr. Wong is REALLY annoying.Would you rather be Fry or Yancy?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 11:02 |
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Fry.Yancy has been used too many times. Would you rather be the Big Brain or Kif?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 14:47 |
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The Big Brain. He knows everything.Would you rather fight Lrrr or Morbo?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 15:59 |
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Well, they aren't the same voice for one thing. (Insider Joke From DVD Commentaries) But, Morbo because Lrrr is so fat he could just sit on me and I'd die.Would you rather have to live with Roberto or Hedonism bot?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 17:30 |
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Hedonism bot. I don't like getting stabbed.Would you rather fight the nibblonians or the decapodians?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-27-2008 20:23 |
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Nibblonians becuase their Kitten class attack ships are no match for my mighty chairs.Would you rather live on Earth ruled by the Decapodians or the Omicronians?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 21:01 |
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The Decapodians, because they can be bribed with food. The Omicronians would just eat us.Would you rather be Bender with an emotion chip, or Amy as a fat young girl?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:13 |
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Bender with an emotion chip. I cant think of any particular reason why this would be good, but I know for sure that being a fat young girl is going to suck.Would you rather have "quick and painless" or "slow and horrible"?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:14 |
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Quick and Painless. It saves time.2008 IS THE YEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOOTH!!! (Check the Pilot!) Would you rather own Omicron Persei 8 or MomCorp?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-27-2008 21:29 |
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MomCorp. Because I'd own everything.Would you rather see Free Waterfall Jr. be eaten by Lrrrrrrr, or Free Waterfall Sr. be crushed?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 21:52 |
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Free Waterfall Jr. be eaten by Lrrr cause its so darn funny.Would you rather be a poppler or robo puppy?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-27-2008 22:20 |
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Robo-puppy. Cause he knows when he's being mistreated.Would you rather have lungs or gills?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 00:25 |
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Lungs. Because I'd have to give up my lungs right now to get gills, and the gills arrive next week.Would you rather be Bender's roommate or Leela's?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-28-2008 07:25 |
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Leela's. My cable wouldn't have a problem.Would you rather eat the toilet sandwich or be a slave building pyramids?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 11:56 |
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As much as I find it disgusting, eat a parasite sandwich. At least I'd be able to get into movies where my lines are something like "I'll be back..."
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-28-2008 12:03 |
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Building pyramids for me. I don't want to eat a toilet sandwich that can give me worms!
Would you rather join forces with Roberto, or the Globetrotters?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-28-2008 15:09 |
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Wow, I didn't put in a "would you rather" question last time. Duh...I'd join forces with the Globetrotters. That way, I could hold "you're a jive sucker" press conferences. Would you rather play the Globetrotters, or Professor Farnsworth's race of super mutant basketball players?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-28-2008 21:30 |
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quote:
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
2008 IS THE YEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOOTH!!! (Check the Pilot!)
Yep, somebody invented one earlier this year in....I think it was Germany. So now if Conan O'Brian gets maimed in a war in 2012 them I'm pretty much just gonna say they're right about everything that will ever happen. Atomic Supermen. Nobody can defeat the jesters of dunk. Would you rather live under Bender as god or pharoh?
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