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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
 Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 09:26 |
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I'd rather be infuriated by the concept of wuv, confusion just isn't productive.Would you rather own "Calculon's Talent" or "Le Palm D'orbit"?
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Nicky boy
Starship Captain
Since: Dec 2006
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posted 04-18-2008 15:35 |
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erm probably le palm d'orbita bit of a random one: would you rather eat toe clippings out of the trash or kiss zapp branigan?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 16:50 |
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Do I really have to choose?
Darn it...Fine, toe clippings because kissing Zapp is ten times worse. Would you rather be made into Glagnar's Human Rinds or Soylent Cola?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
 
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-18-2008 17:08 |
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Soylent Cola! It's made of people!
Would you rather have Bender do cooking at a dinner party for Fry before his wedding, or have Bender throw Fry a wild bachlor party?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 17:21 |
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Glagnar's Human Rinds are made of people too!Bender throw a party, it'd be so wild we could discreetly throw away the food. Would you rather live on Omicron Persei 8 or Wormulon?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 17:39 |
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Omicron Persei 8. Watching Lrrrrr & Nndndnd fighting all the time would be hilarious.Would you rather be Nibbler or Seymour?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 17:44 |
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Seymour because Seymour is my hero!Would you rather see Leela tell Fry she loves him or see the Robot Devil fall in love with the Crushinator?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 20:12 |
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I've got to go with the Robot Devil. If Leela & Fry fall in love, the series is finally over.Would you rather work for the Queen Worm making Slurm, or for Santa Claus in his toy factory?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 20:16 |
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Queen Worm. It's not like she tries to shoot you...Would you rather have to sit through Mr. Wong making fat jokes at you or hear Zapp sing his song about Leela? (Amazon Women in the Mood)
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:05 |
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Oh god. NEITHER. Either one would cause me to off myself.Would you rather be totally anal like Hermes (or Morgan Proctor) or a total slob like Fry?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:10 |
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Fry, slobs have more fun.Would you rather own Mars or Nylar 8?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:23 |
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Mars; I have no idea what Nylar 8 looks like.Would you rather see Zoidberg find a mate or see Zapp unemployed and down & out?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:28 |
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It was funny last time, so let's see Zapp get more fattening hobo cuisine.Assuming there was no other choice, would you rather jump from the PE building or use another method that wont damage your liver?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:39 |
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Jump from the PE building just because.Would you rather own Pazuzu or an electric snail?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 21:53 |
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Pazuzu's loyalty wins it for me, although I'd have to put him through college to earn it. Maybe the snail would be less hassle.Would you rather have Nibbler or Seymour as your pet?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-18-2008 21:54 |
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I'd rather have Nibbler, because he's a lot more interesting.Would you rather have a parrot or 500 stink lizards? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-18-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:05 |
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500 Stink Lizards, I can give them away to 500 friends.Would you rather be Robot Santa or Roberto?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:09 |
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Santa. They took away Roberto's stabbing knife once, but no-one takes anything from Santa.Would you rather own Bender or Robot 1-X? (Be honest now)
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-18-2008 22:12 |
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Bender, he's much more loveable!Would you rather be Seymour or the Parrot in Xmas Story?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-18-2008 22:55 |
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Seymour..no..yes..no..YES..YES...THE PARROT!Would you rather have mistletoe or a TOW missle?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 00:00 |
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Misteltoe. No one wants a Tow missle for XMAS.Would you rather hang out with Qwanzabot or Hannukah Zombie?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 10:58 |
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Hannakah Zombie because he's so mysterious.Would you rather be Lee Lemon or Enus?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 13:16 |
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Enus. Because I'm a dude.Would you rather be Zapp Branigan, or William Shatner's head in a jar?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 14:12 |
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William Shatner. If I was Zapp, it would be creepy because I'm a girl.Would you rather pop a poppler in your mouth or some glagnar's human rinds?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 15:02 |
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A poppler. I'm not a cannibal...Would you rather drink slurm (knowing where it comes from) or eat Bender's food?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 18:28 |
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Slurm...Bender's food...YUCKWould you rather play blurnsball or work for the Sygnoids?
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limegreenaffair
Delivery Boy
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 19:14 |
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Hmmm the whale biologist.Would you choose Fry or Lars?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 19:18 |
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I'd rather play Blernsball; as long as I didn't have to face the one eyed bean machine.Would you rather be kif (working for Zapp) or Hermes (working for Farnsworth)? [This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-19-2008).]
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 19:29 |
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Hermes. Being KIf is terrible.Would you rather be Humor Bot 5.0 or Monique?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 19:41 |
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Humorbot 5.0, 'cause I don't remember who Monique is (I'm ashamed to say).Would you rather be Hookerbot 5000 or Sgt. Feces Processor?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 20:55 |
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Monique is the girl robot from "All My Circuits"
Hookerbot 5000 because *tear* I don't know who Sgt. Feces Processor is.
Would you rather have to watch only the 72 episodes of Futurama for the rest of your life or have to watch only the 4 new movies for the rest of your life?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-19-2008 21:04 |
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quote:
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
No one wants a Tow missle for XMAS.
I disagree. The new movies. I can watch the episodes in my head buy now so that's the next best thing. Would you rather live in the sewers or on the garbage ball?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-19-2008 21:26 |
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Sewers, I can learn more about their culture.
Would you rather live on the moon or live on mars?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-19-2008 21:51 |
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Mars. The only reason people go to the moon is for the tacky little amusement park.Would you rather go to Luna Park or Reckless Ted's Funland? [This message has been edited by Frisco17 (edited 04-19-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-19-2008 22:29 |
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Reckless Ted's Funland; I've always wanted to meet the Robot Devil.Would you rather fight the ball creatures, or the spider creatures?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 05:56 |
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The Spiderians - you can watch them weave tapestries while you're still killing them.Would you rather go to Chapek 9 or the Brain Slug planet?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 13:16 |
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Chapek 9. No one wants a brain slug.Would you rather work for the Signoids or for Zapp Brannigan in the Doop army?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-20-2008 13:30 |
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Signoids, I could teach them how to make good pizza, then eat a whole bunch for free!Would you rather be "that guy" or the leader of the ultimate robot fighting league?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 15:26 |
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Having worked for someone like "that 80's guy", I'd rather be the leader of the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.Would you rather spend a weekend with the Pain Monster or eat Bender's cooking?
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limegreenaffair
Delivery Boy
Since: Dec 2007
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posted 04-20-2008 16:06 |
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Pain Monster. It's gonna happen anyway. I can see myself growing up to be someone who never pays her taxes.Would you rather have Calculon's unholy acting talent or the Bender's crotch plate?
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