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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
 
 Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 03:28 |
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A cricket alien. A $300 tax rebate isn't alive.Would you rather be Harold Zoid or Professor Farnsworth?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-10-2008 21:50 |
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Harold Zoid, cause then I'd have somebody's Oscar.Would you rather be taught to cook by Elzar or Master Spargle?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-10-2008 21:59 |
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Elzar. Helmut Spargle's students have a tendency to create food that kills.Would you rather be one of the homeless robots "that bender keeps hearing about", or one of the homeless hobos who ride the light speed rails?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 23:36 |
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Both. I'd be a homeless robo who joined the light speed rail-riding life of a hobo.Would you rather be a sheep or a shark? (Sorry to get all eighties on you).
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Seymour_My_Hero
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 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-11-2008 23:37 |
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Homeless Hobo. A life on the rails sounds fun!Would you rather be Bender with no alcohol or Fry with no emotion?
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hobbitboy
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Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-12-2008 05:09 |
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"A sheep" and "Fry with no emotion" respectively.Sheep: because the assumption that they are all harmless with no initiative provides excellent cover to hide whatever you're really up to. Fry: who know's, taking away his emotion might actually be an improvement. Would you rather see another story involving Slurm or one about Soylent Cola?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-12-2008 11:46 |
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Soylent Cola. Slurm is boring...*yawn*Would you rather see Leela fall in love with Zapp or see Fry get to know Lucy Liu?
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-12-2008 18:13 |
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Fry get to know Lucy Liu of course!
Would you rather have Zapp go out with Michelle or Morgan Proctor?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-12-2008 22:11 |
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Michelle they both seem to be incedibly annoying to the opposite sex.Would you rather see Fry or Amy get promoted?
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x.Bianca.x
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 03:43 |
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Amy Would you rather be a hypnotoad or a nibblonian?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 06:03 |
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Is there more than one hypnotoad? Anyway I'd rather not be a Nibblonian - too much responsibility.Would you rather see Mom or Hedonismbot become poor?
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Futuramadrama
Bending Unit
Since: Oct 2007
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posted 04-13-2008 12:15 |
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Mom because I dislike her. Hedonismbot is cool.Would you rather like to see Atlantis or Old New York?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 12:41 |
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There is no such thing as Atlantis. It's the Under Sea Kingdom of Atlanta! So, Old New York.Would you rather see Bubble Gum Tate become a golf player or see Zoidberg fall in love?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 12:46 |
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I think Tate would make a great golfer. And I'd hate to see Zoidberg mate and then have to die.Would you rather be a Space Cow or a Tar Shark?
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Futuramadrama
Bending Unit
Since: Oct 2007
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posted 04-13-2008 12:50 |
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A space cow.Would you rather be killed by Santa Clause or going into a suicide cell?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-13-2008 20:59 |
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It's called a suicide booth...duh. Anyway, Robot Santa.Would you rather see Leela and Fry have kids or see Leela and Fry never discover they deep down love each other.
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-13-2008 21:19 |
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Kids, etc. (Stupid question IMO)Would you rather be stationed on the Nimbus or at Roswell?
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km73
Starship Captain
Since: Aug 2007
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posted 04-13-2008 22:28 |
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Roswell; there's no way I could stand Zapp's pompous suaveness. Or suave pompousness.Would you rather have Hypnotoad appear in every episode or have Xanthor become a regular character?
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Sine Wave
Professor
Since: Dec 2006
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posted 04-14-2008 00:36 |
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Hypnotoad, otherwise it would ruin one of the best non-sequitors from the show.(Even though I've thought of doing the other option myself...) Would you rather Fry and Leela never get together or have them get together, only for one to disappear (like the X-Files)?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-14-2008 05:16 |
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Hmmm... that's a knotty question. I'm not sure, but that notwithstanding, its not that I would not like to not see them never get together nor not have them get together only not for one of them (but not the other) to not disappear... or not. Well, not really, anyway.Would you rather have the writers publically acknowledge that Xanthor's name should really be spelled with an 'f' instead of a 'th' (in honor of a certain, longstanding PEELer) or would you rather see Zylex make brief (and pointless) cameos in each of the next three movies? [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 04-14-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 09:52 |
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I'd like to briefly see Xanfor's file in Hermes' office in one of the movies, just to prove its spelling. Zylex should be forgotten and new pointless cameos invented for the next three films.Would you rather see Amy get married or the Professor continue to date the fat girl from 300 big boys?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-14-2008 16:06 |
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Amy get married; she deserves happiness.Would you rather be on the Planet Express crew with Bender or Flexo?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 16:30 |
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Bender, Flexo's mustache creeps me out.Would you rather see Bigfoot have a speaking role on Futurama or see Lrrr finally control Earth?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 16:53 |
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Cant we have both? OK bigfoot speaking, Lrrr has no idea of the sort of temperatures we can endure anyway.Would you rather be one of the Yarn people of Nylar 4 or the Moon farmer guy?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 17:04 |
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Yarn people of Nylar 4, then I could walk up to Zapp and say "SCISSORS DO NOT CUT YARN PEOPLE!"Would you rather watch Single Female Lawyer or All My Circuits?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-14-2008 18:14 |
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Single Female Lawyer. She's promiscuous & has "lots o' sex"...Would you rather have Free Waterfall Jr. or Free Waterfall Sr. come back from the dead?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-14-2008 20:26 |
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Sr. He's slightly less creepy.Who would you rather have represent you, Old Man Waterfall or the Hyperchicken?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 21:22 |
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Waterfall seems to know what he's doing.Would you rather be on trial for polygamy or for violating Brannigan's Law?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 21:28 |
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Violating Brannigan's Law, I could get off scott free with my "female charm"  As if.  No it's because Zapp is an idiot and would forget his own law within a few hours. Would you rather see more of the Bongo Boogie Boots or more of Iron Chef? [This message has been edited by Seymour_My_Hero (edited 04-14-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 21:41 |
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The boots brought nothing but disaster, so it must be more Iron Cook. Could anyone else humiliate Elzar in a large stadium? I'd like to see them try without LSD.Would you rather see more of Michelle or more of the Loch Ness Monster?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 21:59 |
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Have we ever seen the Loch Ness Monster?? Would you rather see Bender stay a fembot or see more of the sewers?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-14-2008 22:11 |
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(OK, it's just a log with a haloween mask stapled to it. But it still draws a crowd.)More of the sewers. Bender just wasn't the same as a girl. Would you rather date Zapp or Alcazar?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-15-2008 16:34 |
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Neither; I'm a guy.Would you rather work for Zapp, or be Bender's assistant cook?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-15-2008 21:53 |
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Zapp, I'm abit more ambitious than Kif so I think I could outsmart him enough to replace him. Then I'd be one step closed to world domination.I've said to much. They must all be eliminated. Would you rather work for the Organ guy or the Porno Monster?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-16-2008 16:18 |
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Probably the Organ guy, but not by much; both kinda creep me out.Would you rather spend a weekend with the Pain Monster or the Porn Monster.
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-16-2008 16:43 |
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Pain Monster. My taxes are all in order so I have nothing to fear from the Pain Monster, plus the Porn Monster freaks me out.Would you rather live with Barbados Slim or Bubblegum Tate?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-16-2008 21:31 |
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Bubblegum Tate it would give me a chance to become and honorary Globetrotter.Would you rather be on the Globetrotters or the New New York Mets?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-17-2008 11:19 |
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Globetrotters. I like the idea of challenging Earth for no reason.Would you rather teach alien women to lurve or deliver cargo?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-17-2008 21:29 |
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Lurve? I mean what the f...oh you mean love.Depends what kind of alien women we're talking about here.  Would you rather vote for Jack Johnson or John Jackson?
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hobbitboy
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Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-18-2008 05:20 |
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Neither, they're both pretty unimpressive.--- Does the concept of 'Wuv' confuse you or infuriate you? I mean, "Would you rather..." that thing I just wrote. [This message has been edited by hobbitboy (edited 04-18-2008).]
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