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Frisco17
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 Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-02-2008 22:21 |
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Worst player becuase then I can at least enjoy myself while I'm sucking at something.Would you rather be in charge of Mushu of Leeloo?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 00:32 |
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I'd rather be in charge of Mushu, because he pukes precious Amber Gris, which would make me a fortune.Would you rather work for Zapp Brannigan or William Shatner's head?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
 Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 17:58 |
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William Shatner's head because Zapp Brannigan just creeps me out. Would you rather see Fry finally win Leela's heart or see Zapp learn how stupid he is when it comes to women?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 19:51 |
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Definitely like to see Zapp humbled. Fry will win leela's heart eventually anyway.Would you rather be as poor as Zoidberg or as lonely as Leela?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 20:00 |
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As lonely as Leela because I would know in my heart that someday that special someone will come to me.Would you rather be Lrr or have Teenage Fry's Seven Leaf Clover?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 22:04 |
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I'll take the seven leaf clover; no one wants to be as romantically frustrated as Lrrrrr...Would you rather be part of the Star Wars Trek, or the Star Trek Wars?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-03-2008 22:10 |
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Star Wars Trek, cause Wars comes before Trek 
(Star Wars RULES)Would you rather be Nibbler for a day or be Hedonismbot for a day?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-03-2008 22:27 |
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Hedonismbot. He has Jomby to help him with his day to day hedonistic activities.Would you rather be Scruffy from Planet Express, or Welshy of the Star Trek crew?
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hobbitboy
Bending Unit
Since: Jan 2006
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posted 04-04-2008 05:55 |
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Welshy of course. Look of the bunch of losers in the place where Scruffy works!Would you rather be Tinny Tim or Mom's third son?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 07:37 |
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Tinny Tim. Then I would still deep down have that fun kleptomaniac and drinking attitude that Bender has.Would you rather learn more about Pazuzu or Scruffy?
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FENIX
Bending Unit
Since: Nov 2006
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posted 04-04-2008 10:03 |
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Scruffy. What the hell does he do all day other than read mags n pop up randomly, I bet there's some super secret persona there that they wanted to show but then the show got axed.Would you rather talk about the Balls form Spheron 1 or them Neutrals form the neutral planet?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 16:49 |
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Neutrals. They're just so neutral it intrigues me.Would you rather be a mutant or a poppler?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 18:25 |
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A poppler. At least you can look forward to eating your mommy one day.Would you rather have Zoidberg's diet or Bender's diet?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 18:36 |
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Zoidberg's, at least I wouldn't eat motor oil!Would you rather see Leela fall in love with Kif or see Fry fall in love with one of the Amazonians?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 19:31 |
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Leela and Kif. I don't want to see Fry die... by snu-snu.What if Hedonismbot was too poor to indulge his pleasures? Apologies for forgetting which thread this was. [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-04-2008).]
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KurtPikachu2001
Liquid Emperor
Since: Sep 2003
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posted 04-04-2008 20:00 |
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Then he would have to take pleasure in the simpler things in life!
Would you rather bond with a bumble bee from The Sting or a Poppler?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 20:13 |
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A Poppler...if I'm allergic my intestines wont explode out of my eyes like a science fair volcano.Would you rather pilot the Nimbus or the Planet Express Ship?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:15 |
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mispost[This message has been edited by seattlejohn01 (edited 04-04-2008).]
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 20:16 |
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The Nimbus - it has more clout.Would you rather have a shiny new shell or keep your old one?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:25 |
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I'd rather have the shiny new shell; a family of racoons lives in the old one.Would you rather work for That 80's Guy, or for Mom?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 20:30 |
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That 80's Guy because he wouldn't slap me like Mom does.
(FYI: On the DVD commentary for that episode, they say his name is really Steve Castle)Would you rather be Elzar or Morbo?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:40 |
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Morbo. Because "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"Would you rather be the porn monster (who sells human horn), or the being of inconceivable horror?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-04-2008 20:48 |
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The porn monster. He has a cooler name.Would you rather see the Professor as a zombie or a head in a jar? (Obviously, after the terrible tragedy of his death) [This message has been edited by ShepherdofShark (edited 04-04-2008).]
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-04-2008 20:51 |
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Stick him in a jar. You can have someone make a mechanical body for him later on.Would you rather have a Lucy Luibot or a Marilyn Monroebot?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-04-2008 21:30 |
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Luibot. Hotter and never had sex with Kennedy.
I do not need that image!Would you rather have a celebrity sex robot or blow up a planet?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 00:56 |
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A celebrity sex robot. I can blow up a planet anytime...Would you rather date Nnndndndn or the Planet Express ship?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 07:22 |
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Ndnd cause I'm not a robot.Would you rather be a buggalo or a "whaler on the moon" robot?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 08:37 |
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A whaler on the moon robot. Despite there being no whales, you can still tell tall tales and sing your whaling tune.Would you rather drink slurm or soylent cola?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-05-2008 14:32 |
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Slurm because I'd rather not drink humans.Would you rather be Slurms McKenzie or a grunka lunka?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-05-2008 17:04 |
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A grunka lunka. I'd never want to be forced to party anytime my boss wanted me to.Would you rather be tinny tim or the robot preacher?
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Frisco17
Liquid Emperor
Since: Aug 2005
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posted 04-05-2008 21:24 |
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Tinny Tim. I could form life long connections to the robot mafia.Would you rather be Clamps of Joey Mousepad?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 04:35 |
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Clamps. If I didn't like someone, I could clamp them...WITH MY CLAMPS! grumble, grumble, CLAMPS, grumble...Would you rather be a member of the Robot Mafia or the Planet Express crew?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 11:40 |
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Planet Express crew. I'd want to hang out with Zoidberg.Would you rather hang out with Hermes or Scruffy?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 12:08 |
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Hermes, we'd limbo all day long!Would you rather see Leela as a robot or the Robot Devil turn into a Robot Angel?
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seattlejohn01
Liquid Emperor
Since: May 2007
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posted 04-06-2008 13:17 |
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I'd rather see the Robot Devil turn into a Robot Angel. As long as he didn't lose his sense of humor.Would you rather be Bender floating in space for all eternity (as in Godfellas), or Zoidberg on his home world?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Bending Unit
Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 13:27 |
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Bender. Along the way I could meet "God" and ask where's the bathroom in binary!Would you rather see Zoidberg find a mate or Fry bring Seymour back to life?
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ShepherdofShark
Bending Unit
Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 14:08 |
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Zoidberg would die, so it must be Seymour coming back to life. But Bender would be sad for a while.Would you rather the Earth was destroyed by Omicronians or the Brain Spawn?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 14:34 |
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Brain Spawn, Omicronians are too violent.Would you rather be a neptunian or a native martian?
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ShepherdofShark
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Since: Feb 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 14:46 |
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Native Martian. With cash like they've got, who's going to argue. Plus most Neptunians are Santa's slaves.Would you rather be Santa, Kwanzaabot or the Chanukah Zombie?
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Seymour_My_Hero
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Since: Mar 2008
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posted 04-06-2008 15:10 |
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Chanukah Zombie, nobody knows what Kwanzaa is and Santa is just insane.Would you rather learn Alienese or work at the head museum?
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