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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Leela, I think you should have the honor of trying the Professor's new teleporter first.
Leela: Hmmm.
Prof: Actually Hermes was the first.
Fry: How'd he do?
Prof: You're holding him.
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dawoodz
Starship Captain
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Originally posted by LayZ341:
Leela: Fry, listen to me, your constant nagging isn't going to make me kiss you.Fry: It worked on the Hamster.Leela: You kissed a hamster?Fry: Well it was mostly Zoidberg's idea.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: In one hand I have an ordinary candy heart that I will magically transport to the other hand. Now pay attention, Leela, the hand is quicker than the...um...eye?
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LayZ341
Professor
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Come on, now who doesn't like a little ass grabbing? Take it Tastes Like Fry
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Fry, why are you unzipping your pants? Fry: We're married now, so I thought we could... Leela: Not now you idiot! Fry: I guess its true, once you get married you won't be having sex anymore.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Can't your parents move in after the honeymoon?
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Fry couldn't understand it. Leela had loved the candy heart vanishing trick, but he does this and now she was angry?
Perhaps he shouldn't have done the vanishing engagement ring trick...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Before we go through with this, I need to know if you're really a man. I promise, it won't change the way I feel about you...only the way we have sex.
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H. G. Blob
Professor
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Robot: 011010110110100101110010011010110111001001110101011011000110010101110011
Zoidberg: Shut up! I can't hear the annoying person at the front.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Robot: I admit it! I broke the law. It was I who allowed, through my inaction, harm to come to a human! Fry: That's a crime? Leela: Not for humans...at least, not in this city.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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I'll call this one tomorrow AM if there are no more entries.
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H. G. Blob
Professor
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Just FYI, there was an actual message in that binary. Did anyone bother to translate it?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Far too many wicked heathens out there brothers and sisters.
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H. G. Blob
Professor
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Just FYI, Xanfor, I didn't mean that Kirk. My name is Kirk. Named after the Kirk you were thinking about. There's some trivia for ya.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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KitKat wins.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Wow... I never ealized how Leela looks in that grab... No wonder Fry's staring...
All the professor needed was a few more moments, a few more moments, yes, before his new Eta-Ray glasses burnt Fry to a crisp. A tasty crisp, oh my yes, but a crispy crisp nonetheless. Leela was there trying to mke him fell better, oh yes, and Hermes was watching obliviously. They had no idea, none at all, oh my, oh dear, oh whee...
Leela: When I give the signal, turn around and punch him.
(Fry and Hermes nod)
@HGB: My name's Fry. Seriously. No kidding.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: You guys and Amy should only use the baby oil in a carpeted room.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Oh my God, what happend to you guys?!! Fry: Well, we just finished watching "Cool Runnings" and then we got the idea to take the bathtub to the top of the mountain. We would have had a better time if it wasn't for all those damn trees in our way. Leela: Well its not as bad as when you guys watched "Striptease". Fry: Hey, I made $16 that weekend!
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Shiny
Professor
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Leela: It's all right, Fry. Not everyone can build a snowman his first time. ( Best I can do...creative juices dangerously low...
And futz, that is the DIRTIEST caption yet, I think! )
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