Full quotes:

1.Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!(Bendin' in the wind)

2.Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)

3.Newspaper: Balls throughly licked(war is the H-word)

4.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)

5.Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)

6.Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)

7.Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)

8.Liubot: "I'll always remember you Phillip J. Fry...MEMORY DELETED" (I dated a Robot)

9.I find the best part of a women is the boobies (Amazon women in the mood)

10.Bender: Those could be anyone's thoughts fat ass. (I, Roomate)

Vote for your favourate quote the winner goes through to the final with:

the winner of group 1:
Leela:I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.(the sting)

the winner of group 2:
Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)

voting in this group ends in 2 weeks
(18th)

4 is the magic number. That one was a real tough-ey

^This guy's all right

Hardly anyone has said much.
Winner now (Vote 4): Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)
What's wrong with:
4.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)

According to the audio commentary, #3 was originally going to be the headline "Earth Licks Balls".  For some inscrutible reason, the censors protested. *snort*

Which made me wonder:  What are the top ten headlines that Bender would write?  Yeah, yeah, I know what the top headline would be -- as do you, faithful viewer.

we have a tie so 4 and 5 will both go to the final

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Give it a while another should vote. I'll see what Fry1077 is up to.

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the winner is number 4
Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception
Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)

Yeah, this show had a lot of funny masturbation jokes

Its not on the list but what about.

(From the Pikea bot in a thick Swedish accent) Heres your affordable Swedish crap.


That one just kills me!   

Butt I vote for 2.Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)