DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Holy crap. I was the last one to post a situation?
It's a close one, but I have to go with the JBERGlar.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Astonished peasant: He's a witch! Me: I am not a witch. I'm a sophisticated metro Detroiter. Whoop his butt! Confused peasant: Who are you talking to, sir? -Bender from "Parasites Lost" -Leela from "The Honking" (edited) -Kif from LLLiS
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I'm pretty sure he says that in Parasites.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I do. It was a time when people didn't just win by default, and every situation was responded to at least once with Bender's "perfectly reasonable explanation" line from AFoD.
I can't think of a good situation right now, my mind is too tired from dropping massive hints in "Before and After." Someone else can go.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Me: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Come on, everybody, if you don't believe in him, he can't hurt you. (FSM whacks me with forty wet noodles) Oh god, the penne! -Bender from "X-Mas Story" (edited)
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The Pizzazz
Bending Unit
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« Reply #529 on: 10-15-2005 11:43 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2005 11:43 »
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Me: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it! Wait..That stench. That heavenly stench! Flying Spaghetti Monster: I'm boned.... (I eat the FSM) Me: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted...Well, I have nothing else planned for the day. Beer! -Fishful of dollars, Zoidberg -Hell is other robots, Bender -Obsoletely fabulous, Bender -SP3K, Bender P.S. I'm rusty dammit. Haven't watched Futurama something like four months?... I lent it to a friend XP
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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So I'm the one that's holding up the works here? Figures.
You're inside performing some innocuous task when, without warning, your home bursts into flames around you.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Was there ever a limit? I must not have been paying attention.
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DogDoo8
Liquid Emperor
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Thanks Dr T. You in bed with your lover and are about to get intemete when to your surprise, you discover your not up to the challange.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Must...resist...more obvious...Scary Door reference... Me: Crawling in bed with a beautiful woman? I must be in Heaven. (Noticing the lack of function) Crawling into bed with a beautiful woman when I'm flaccid? That's boring. I must really be IN HELL! Director: No, Dr T. You're not in Heaven or Hell. You're in a porno. Me: (Noticing someone turning up the air conditioning) There's an intern turning up the air. You've got to believe me! Director: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler. (Director holds up a mirror, revealing I have inexplicably transformed into Hitler) Me: Jenna Jameson, you've got to help me! (Jenna Jameson takes off mask revealing she's Ron Jeremy) Aaaaagh! -Clive Smith and the guy from IDaR (edited)
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fuck, why am I always the last one to read this thread?
Without warning, you find yourself lost in the middle of a dark, scary forest.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Zero Cosmic 1984
Poppler
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since it's been about five years since the last post, i guess it's time for a new quote
Bender: "Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious".
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 05-31-2010 12:06 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2010 12:07 »
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I don't think that's how this thread is supposed to work. I think we're supposed to continue the proposed scenario with quotes from the show. For example… Without warning, you find yourself lost in the middle of a dark, scary forest.
You: Who's that? A wolf? Or some kind of buggin? Oh, God, I wish I was safe inside a tent. Disembodied Voice: Ooh! I'm a scary Femputer. You: [melodramatically falling to your knees] Nooo! Disembodied Voice: You know, you talk like that, it's gonna cost you points at a job interview. … (and so on) - Spanish Fry - Amazon Women in the Mood - Bend Her - Bender's Game
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